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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly.

So fresh, you can smell the tannery! Please do not throw it at anything, as there may or may not be an explosive hidden within it.

Fair winds and have a nice trip here!

Fair winds!

What. Harry? When there are plenty of other allied families for the Malfoys to choose, they choose Harry?

Gah.

Enjoy these Really Cool Shades (TM) as a welcoming gift.

Enjoy this collector's edition tin of Spam as a welcoming gift.

Chapter 1: Hey look! Survivor's Guilt!
Chapter 2: "the bosom of Mr Smith". Some marking of shifts in PoV would be good. And some Harmonianism. Fun, at least I think it is.
Chapter 3: " when I can be an Auror in a few months without them" WHAT?! The whole point of the Interview in OOTP was about what NEWTS to take in order to become an Auror. Even killing Voldemort wouldn't cause them to drop their standards by that much.
And of course, let's not forget that Dumbledore is an EVIL man.

And that's all I can handle for now. I pity the person who takes this on.

Gotta do this again some time. Tell me if you ever run across anything which looks like it needs MSTing.

Have some somewhat threatening, moderately powerful sci-fi weaponry from a vaguely well-known fandom.

Sanity? I gave up on that when Lovecraft entered my life.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
You can have whatever is left though.

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

Welcome to the board! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a bag of sound effects. Don't let them ouuuuuuuuuuuuut...

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here are some Magic Pants.
...I say "iunno" too. Interesting.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here is some peanut butter.

And now I know my Agent's method of execution.
*Digs out DH Rulebook and dice*

Poking newbies is traditional. Of course it isn't meant to bruise. *poke*

Among other traditions, many of them crazy, we have an ever-growing list of Links that we throw at all newbies in the hopes that they will be read. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are ...

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our (my!) Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC


It's nice to meet you. :)

I'm working on the name. My usual one sounds a bit too much like I'm ripping off HP to be suitable for a fanfiction group.
And so, in this tradition, I shall name this kitten:
Bob.

Just kidding, it's actually Julius Itulia Dent.


The Third.

Earl of Strathgordon.

Why does the cat get a more special name than me?

Welcome, welcome! By Adams, do you mean Douglas Adams?
Have a pet cat, you may name her whatever you wish.

Simon, eh? Other people have epic usernames, and you pick Simon? Genius!
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish. Sorry, I ran out of sci-fi weaponry.

Dark Heresy has the best Misfire table ever. A person's bone marrow boiling causing them to explode like a frag grenade? YOU BET.