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She didn't even get the opening lyrics right. I know that song - it's from The Magic Sword: Quest For Camelot. It's a nice song. She's mangled it. The lyrics are in the CD cover. Bah.

At least the grammar isn't too painful. Whoever takes it won't be ducking falling granite commas.

Two bad fics, one with a [b]human daughter[/b] of Aslan with an improbably large sword, and infects two stories in a row? I think she deserves a double death for that alone.

...I'm still stuck on the whole "Aslan's daughter" thing. *shakes head*

As far as I know, not many Narnians know about the wardrobe the Pevensies used to--darn, how do you say this--"hop" to Narnia.

If that's correct, then how the fratz did she learn of it? Her so-called "dad" didn't contact for over a century, according to the story.

The Daughter's Tale -K Rated

Summary: Arneia has her own path to follow in Narnia, which she will find will cross with those of her saviours. Peter/OC.

Notes: This 'Sue claims to be the glauranging daughter of Aslan. She's not a lioness, by the way, but rather a human.Also known as the Swordmaiden of Narnia, and has was seems to be a very improbable sword. This might make a good Suevenir (pun intended) for the Agents that take on this mission. The story follows the movie 'Verse version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

The Swordmaiden's Battle -K Rated

Summary: Arneia's story continues in 'Prince Caspian' as she fights to keep her country alongside a new ally with the return of her old friends. Peter/OC.

Notes: Arenia's back, now corrupting the movie 'Verse of Prince Caspian. Also, Arneia appears to be immortal, but this need further recon to prove this is true. Watch out for this when attempting to kill her.

~Pretzel

Have a miniature neutron star!

(Don't get it anywhere near a physics textbook. That would be Bad.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3183636/1/FrozenFlamingBeanBallof_Death

Reasons:
1. It's horribly bad, as in somebody-call-the-DAVD and pack all the Bleeprin, but not actually NSFW.
2. It takes place in space, which could be an interesting setting.
3. We don't have Ender's Game badfic yet.

Why did that login thing log out. Kinda annoying.

Thanks!

Well done! I liked how you dealt with the Sue.

Have a stuffed toy that explodes when thrown!

Here, have some electro glue, it's a shocker when you apply it on sues.

I enjoyed it very much.

-Barid

Have a Razor Boomerang (watch your fingers when you catch it)!

You say you're a fan game maker. Do you make flash games, or are you a ROM hacker? Or something else impressive I've never even heard of?

Feed it only Generic Meat.

Aforementioned minor mistakes aside, a good and entertaining mission! Seriously, what is it with sues and dreamcatchers anyway? It's silly.

Anne Boleyn had six fingers on her left hand. ...Did you get her with the sparkles!?

Hiya.

Awesome.

Also, I hope you're right. The last thing we need is backstabbing Frenchmen running around the corridors sapping stuff.

The spy was right behind you... Ah, nevermind. It's probably nothing. *Tempting fate*

Also, thanks!

Thanks!

Oh, and he was just there a minute ago.

I may save it for an especially silly day. Or a Shakespeare play.

Better buff up, then!

I'll save it for a particularlly trigger-happy sue.