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I'll try and eat it quickly so the spy doesn't get it. Spies like pies.

They might be employing Frenchmen with butterfly knives now. I saw one.

Well, it looks like Bleepfic has won. Still, it's so close, it wouldn't be fair to snub any of the other terms, since they're so popular, so I've made a new article at the wiki entitled Bleepfic, but all the major runners-up are mentioned there as well. Please, take a look and make any additions you like. I've also adjusted the Legendary Badfic page to reflect the new disctinctions.

Thanks to all of you for helping :)

You may have it to eat, or in the face - up to you ;)

Lovely to meet you!

Enjoy this six pack of Bonk! energy drink as a complimentary welcoming gift.

Taken from the finest bishounen and perfect for decorating!



Please use responsibly. Contact your doctor if you show any of the following symptoms after using this product: nausea, migraines, unusual rashes, unusual hair or eye color, the development of extra finger or limbs, the disappearance of any fingers or limbs, paralysis, compulsions to endlessly watch anime, seizures, or death.

I gift you with a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat with Shakespearean lineage.

Have a Mary Poppins Carpetbag, you'll need it!

Could I have your email? Or, if you don't want to post it on a public forum, my email is laurelcat (AT) comcast (DOT) net. You could email me, and I'll email it to you.

Thanks! Should I email it to you?

Yeah, I'm still dreaming of the day when The Big Meow gets updated.

I'll email it to you.

Welcome! Here's your very own Frying Pan of Doom^tm, useful for clocking 'Sues and 'Stus over the head, as well as cooking. Alton Brown, master of multi-tasking in the kitchen, would approve.

Also, here's a highly useful list of Official Links for you to peruse:

So, in relative order of sensible-reading-ness, there are...

* The Original PPC Series (A MUST read, and one I'm assuming you've already done, since you've gotten this far)

The Board:

* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:

* The PPC Wiki (which you've hopefully already seen)
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* The Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

Enjoy!

Hmm, first time I've said that. Hello, newbie! Don't worry, the spy is most likely a PPCer who ran out of Bleeprin.
Have a pet tabby cat. You may name her whatever you wish.

Spy sappin' mah sentry!

Fair winds!

So Agents Sarah and Elaina have finally completed a mission! -cheers- If you want to be picky about it, I suppose that they've completed two missions now and I just haven't written the first, but oh well. The point is that one is finally published.

Mission specs:
Fanfic title: Ice
Fanfic author: Potential Schizophrenic
Fandom: Fruits Basket
Department: Bad Slash
Agents sent: Sarah Vym and Elaina Thyme
Warnings: none, save general warnings for slash and mild language. Probably safe for most places.
Link: http://anamiascorner.webs.com/ice.htm

--anamia

And the funny thing is, he's actually got German syntax down pretty well. I wonder if he actually is ESL, or if he's just pretending to be?

Nice to meet you. Have a lovely set of polyhedral, random number generators.

By the way, you didn't have to point at me like that.

-Barid

Welcome to the Board! I offer you this sparkly rock. It makes a lovely paperweight, and may also be used as a projectile weapon or as emergency punctuation.

Someone will be around shortly to give you The Links. I do hope you enjoy your time with us!

--anamia

By spy, do you mean an agent for the League of Mary Sue Factories, capable of throwing Agents OOC?

Nice to meet you! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome to the Board! Please have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay.

This is one of those "so bad he's good" authors. Another one I like (for a very loose definition of "like") is Hans Van Hozel.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/HansvonHozel

He apparently wants to write a fic for every fandom on the site, but he's... not very good. Don't miss the Titanic ones or the ones about the Beatles fighting ABBA. Also apparently "danube" is a verb.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use IRresponsibly!

G'Day. The name's Candescence, fic writer, RPer, and fan game maker by trade. Video games and anime fandoms I'm most fond of.

By the way, there's a spy over there.