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This sounds absolutely hi-larious. I must read it. Stay tuned for Nakkel's interesting commentary!

... Nobody cares, anyway.

Wait, 24 chapters? NO! LET ME OUT! LET ME GO I MADE A MISTAKE

Last time I had one of those it was a game of Dark Heresy. I made a teammate's head explode as the brain boiled. The headless burning corpse then ran at me.
Why was it burning? Lasfire + that character's ammo stash.


Fun times.

It's a good thing I'm not handing out bolters 'cause I'd have ran out a long time ago. Here's your cadian lasgun. I'm gonna need to break into the armory to equip all of you...

Another TV Troper! Although I expect most PPCers at least visit there.
Just as long as badfic writers do. Genre Savvy Sues scare me.

As in we're good guys using Chainsaws.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChainsawGood

In some of the more extreme cases we find Omnicidal Neutral
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OmnicidalNeutral

Yeah, TV Tropes is great for this.

Probably in Gundam badfic. All I know about Gundam is that it's about a bunch of hot guys who pilot big mechas.

Never know when you'll need a Frying Pan of Doom or a Mecha.

Especially the Mecha. Ooh! Maybe the Tech guys can graft the pan on the mech...
*Dreams of slapping WH40K Titans with said cooking implement*

Yet another new recruit to our ranks. *happydance* Here's your official Frying Pan of Doom^TM and some chocolate-covered almonds. Enjoy.

Why, hello there, Simon! You remind me of this guy from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann...

So, have a mecha! A giant mecha! That shoots really hot stuff!

This is actually my second post, the first one being giving highly dangerous and powerful sci-fi weaponry from an obscure fandom to another new guy. And isn't that what PPC is all about?

Here, one of the Hypometric Weapons from Revelation Space 'Verse. (Note, only use in extreme circumstances, the danger to yourself is usually not worth the risk)

Before I fade back on to TV Tropes and the PPCWiki, I'll say this: I really need to work on the name.

Catch you all later!

That...oh, god...

I hope it's just a parody. If it is, it's done its job of scaring the fratz out of me.

Here, have a mechanical dagger that automatically tracks Sues and kills them! Kinda like a homing missile.

Makes sense ;)

Feed it only Generic Meat.

Welcome to the PPC. Since you have an eclectic taste in music, have an eclectic guitar. I think it will suit you.

They intended only to kill the British Muggles, but it killed everyone else, too.

But wouldn't the Irish wizards ally with the other wizards to protect the magical community as a whole? And why would they make a plague that kills themselves along with the rest of the world?

This may be the first living person I've heard of to be racist against Irish people.

I think it might have helped that I knew basically nothing about Gorillaz, so both in-character (for Logan and Kern) and out-of-character there needed to be some explanation of who this funny green-skinned guy was.

I had a lot of fun MST'ing this, by the way.

Elcalion

I agree that the Star Wars EU is a ridiculous mass of info to keep track of. It's almost a shame SW is so popular, because of all the franchising it suffers from.

Anyway, have a lightsaber cheese slicer (pocket sized for convenience and, yes, blatantly stolen from Family Guy) and a cooked leg of Gamorrean to feed to Anikin.

It's been a while, though, so I've forgotten most of the details. The one thing I do remember is that it was well written, even if the plot was slightly odd. I'm not going to second the nomination for Bleepfic because I don't have time to read it again, but I do see your point on plot-killing. The whole Hermione Crouch thing was strange. And disturbed. -sighs- On the other hand, I really do like some of the author's other work, notably the Garden Gate one and the one about the painting Lily.

Anyway, I have my own nomination to put forward.

The story is called Platinum and Diamonds, and it thinks it's a Harry/Draco slashfic. I say thinks because the author has apparently chosen to create a new species, as far as I can tell, of magical creatures called concubines. It's inherited. Draco is one. Because ages ago, a Malfoy mixed his blood with a concubine to increase the beauty of the family. Concubines must be owned, thus Narcissa basically sells Draco to Harry, of all people, to save him from Lucius. -sigh-

To make matters worse (though I can't see how you'd need to), this entire thing seems to be an excuse for the author to include constant scenes of Lucius and his 'cronies' raping Draco. Graphically. It also features Lucius calling his son 'it.'

So, to sum up, we have an uncanonical and highly disgusting species of magical creature, Lucius abusing his son in a graphic and disgusting manner, Narcissa handing Draco over to Harry for no reason that I can see save that the author wanted this to be H/D, Draco calling Harry master even though being a concubine has never before altered his thought process, and Harry seeming to be okay with the whole owning Draco thing. -headdesk. repeatedly. wanders off in search of something a whole lot stronger than bleepka.-

As an aside, this is the first mission undertaken by Sarah and Elaina, and one of the reasons for the tension between them. When I finally finish writing it (it's taking forever because I can't deal with the 'fic long enough to kill it), I hope things will make more sense.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5510372/1/PlatinumandDiamonds

--anamia

Oh! That ties into James Sirius causing the apocalypse. Here's what happens. JS plays a horrible prank on a Muggleborn girl. She withdraws from Hogwarts and exposes the Wizarding World to the Muggle news in revenge. The resulting scandal spirals into a three-way war between the British Muggles, the British Wizards, and those nasty, nasty Irish Wizards, during which the Muggle British army invades and massacres Hogwarts, including now-Professor Neville. In the end, the Irish end it by manufacturing a magical plague that wipes out humanity.

All because Harry and Ginny DARED to get together and have kids.

...is Neville getting killed by a flamethrower. Because A) Neville has been through enough already, and B) why is there a flamethrower in Harry Potter?