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I suppose it's up to me :P And what better way to start than a nice, all-inclusive orgy?

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The PPC is sharing and caring. Those who frequent the Board would be the first to say so. The arrival of a newbie is greeted with a veritable Dionysian frenzy of gift-giving.

Recently, there have been many, many newbies arriving. Regular Boarders were very pleased about this. *Very* pleased.

'They're so flexible!' said Techno-Dann muffledly from approximately the middle of the pile. 'Look!' There was a pleased squeak from a portion of the happy agglomeration of Boarders that resembled Bronwyn.

'I know!' July exclaimed. 'Behold!'

'Now now, they're not puppets,' Neshomeh chided gently.

'Not complaining!' a Piph-sounding voice spoke up.

There was immediately a chorus of assent. July grinned.

'Fast learners too,' Sara commented.

'Well hopefully,' Laburnum said, sitting up and earning a slightly disappointed sound from Barid. 'Everyone having fun?' she called out to the group as a whole.

There was an immediate and ragged a capella rendition of 'Yes miss' performed by a dozen-or-so voices.

'Excellent. Welcome to the PPC Board!'

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A/N: I'm working on better plots, but I wanted to get the ball rolling. C'mon guys, let's have some cracky fun. Remember, the name of the game is free love, not icky squickiness. After all, we don't want to take ourselves too seriously, do we?

We couldn't figure out if that was another misspelling of Pikachu or what. With that one gone, our total count of minis stands at 37 individually named Rayquazas.

If anyone has ever wanted a mini mechanical dragon with an attitude that can control the weather, there will be 37 chances coming up!

My favorite instrument is the sound board.

I'd love to be apart of it... though, how do you do the cross-out line thing?

Because what's not to love? XD

I noticed the "author" of that "story" had another "story" about a Pokemon trainer named Blader Pachinko. So I guess it's a crossover? Or the author just likes typing random strings of letters. Either "explanation" will work.

though I don't know why anyone would want to.

Alas, I have not the time to write one of my own. You are all free to use me in a shipfic, of course. For those who are in need of a discription: I am tall, broad-shouldered and I've been told I resemble a bear (complete with fur).

Neshomeh will probably get a good laugh out of anything that comes up.

This story made me quite PISSED. It casts zoo employees as somewhere between mad scientist and exploiting profiteer. Believe me, NO ONE works at a zoo for the MONEY, not even the top managers; the majority of a zoo's yearly admission income goes to the animals' FOOD. Zoos do not EVER run experiments like the ones Arthur Weasley was put through in this fic, and they would need permission to do so, just like a college science lab does. Finally, a zoo can only actively breed members of a species if reproduction is considered necessary for that species' survival by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums; the director can't just decide that he needs more babies of THIS kind or THAT for the spring rush next year.

That's all besides the main problem of putting humans in a zoo, of course. I was so hoping Remus would just massacre all those zookeeper-like people. What happened to wandless magic, anyway? I should think McGonagall, Snape and Bellatrix would all be capable of that.

I apologize for the long, ranting post and the rampant capitalization, but honestly, I was a little offended by that story.

Or, quite possibly, both... well, I don't know that I'll contribute anything useful, but I'll at least not run away. That counts for something. I think.

Though I probably won't write anything, I offer myself to anyone who wants to use me in a shipfic.

I offer two forms of Piph: One as a normal human girl, and one as a robot girl.

Excuse me while I go figure out what pairing i'll be able to do (somewhat) sanely.

Wow. That seems...pleasant.

;)

I'm game. You can put me in as Agent Sam, or Sidhe... or just as me. I don't mind. I'd personally like to see what people come up with.

http://community.livejournal.com/kitnminty/5891.html

Thanks!

Thanks! 'Norbert' was the first random name that popped into my head when I was writing, so there you go: Norbert, the fearsome Witch-King of Angmar! =D

Don't have time to write anything, but if you wanna involve me (as me or "Hemlock" - Agent Laburnum's male persona, as whom I cosplayed at the last Gathering) go ahead.

I get twitchy if someone asks about writing with my original characters; I'd rather no one involved my agents. I'll enjoy reading what does come up, though. :)

that's very appreciated.

At this rate I'm probably going to rewrite the whole song, since the accusatory bits get hilarious if they are talking about badfic instead of murder but I have no idea how they'd *get* there and picturing Paul Sorvino and Bill Moseley and Anthony Stewart Head singing about Sues and shipfic is... odd. Very, very odd.

(We have "Did you know she was a Suethor?" // "That was only one-shot fic!" // "One-shots still with epic plotholes--" // "And she's sunk to greater depths!" // "Don't you tempt me to write shipfic--" // "Tempt her! Tempt her!" but I'm... tinkering. Yeah. Hi. :D)

No offense or anything. It's just that you weren't around at the time, and I don't think I would've messed with anyone unable to have a say in participating or not. {= ) As I recall, it featured Araeph, Leto, hS, Dann, Laburnum, and myself. And the Hat, of course.

~Neshomeh

It was... interesting, certainly, and it seems like upthread they're trying to find a copy; I think someone had a googledoc of all the shipfic from the right year.