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It's not meant to be squicky. Or involve agents--that comes later in the year. *g*

I also would point to the Very Odd Day series, but I can't find them, either. {= (

Nor do I have a copy of the PGs/Hat one, which was in fact my own doing. Alas. Does anybody ELSE have a copy?

~Neshomeh

As lulzy as it could be, I don't want myself or my agents to be in one of these. (As in, I don't want to see squick of myself. At all.) Thank you.

wait, what?

*is now kinda afraid about what she's been up to*

But it seems like pretty much everyone has turned up in at least one fic - all the oldbies, certainly. (There was even the Permission Givers/Hat one. That was... odd.) So I'm sure no one would respect you less in the morning~

...Gods, I can't believe I just typed that. Soaping out my mouth now.

...to get my shippy freak on, I might even have to take you up on that.

(Yay! You got convinced and I didn't start singing Sawman's Lament and scare the cats! Everyone and the cats are happy. Well, okay, I'd have liked to sing Sawman's Lament, it's epic and twisting it to mean the PPC would be hilarious, but still.)

(although personally I choose to believe that the Shipficfests only enhance my reputation!)

I shall leave you out of all and any plots :)

What with me being, in the words of Pratchett, as impressionable as a dollop of warm wax.

Let's just say, I'm on it :P

Now everyone ELSE come on and get their shippy freak on, please?

I will not start singing that to the tune of Sawman's Lament, I will not start singing that to the tune of Sawman's Lament, I will not--

That was far too much fun.

We have more guys now.

I have a reputation to uphold, and I'm not sure how this would affect it.

... if someone's already started a badfic reportage thread, generally it's best to report subsequent badfic in that one. That way we don't lose older threads off the end of the page.

Enjoy your Bleepka, though :)

... sentient horses, or Pigeonarmy.

That said ...

*STARTS PLOTTING*

and raise you a Zoo. I normally like certain, very select AUs, written by a very, very *short* list of writers. This person, and this story...
Is not anywhere within several trillion lightyears of making that list.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3278186/1/TheZoo
Oh merciful Hades below.... This is just.... I read it a few years ago, purged it from my mind(apparently not as well as I had hoped), and then Gandalf the Beige came up with his squickfic report. This one has, not one, but THREE stories. It's a godawful horrendous trilogy of mind-numbing canon rape. In my humble opinion of course. Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone took the "Human Zoo" idea literally? Oh ye gods of mercy, kill this story!
Charge one: destroying the Statute of Secrecy.
Excuse me while I go get a barrelful of Beige's bleepka, and drown myself in it.
-HonuWahine

It's been awhile since we've had one of these, so hey, why not, yeah?

For those of you who are new to the Board or joined since the last one (such a long time ago) the premise is simple:

Boarder + Boarder = Cracky
Slash, femmeslash, giant orgies, giant orgies involving Hats and otherwise and generally just breaking anything and all goes if it is funny.

I would link to Huinesoron's Very Odd Day series as an example, but it has either fled into the ether or my browsing skills are failing.

Two Rules:

1) If someone says they do not want to be written into one of these, do not use them. No ifs, ands, or butts> buts. So if you don't want to end up in this insanity, I suggest you say something quick. (That said, at least play fair and allow yourself to be used if you write anything.)

2) Reciprocal slash and what have you is fair play. A few years back this got to the point where one party was, ah, enjoying a hamster around their nether regions if I remember the right small furry animal.

Well, shall we get to it?

(I would post one right away involving multiple fake identities, fake trousers, and at least one incident of fake mustaches, but I have work to get ready for. I'll worry you all later.)

Rei is a clone of Shinji's mother..... He figures that out 3/4 of the way through the serise....................

Leto

While I didn't read that at all, the first "chapter" hurt too much, there is actually places called pachinko parlors. They are Japanese gambling dens that are increadibly loud with music. The games are mostly slots.

Don't know if this helps, but thought I should say something.

Leto

This should explain it. Somewhat.

I decided to check out how the reviews were (because they usually give me an idea of how bad it is). Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that fic. I'll keep my dinner in my stomach, thanks.

I decided to play it safe after skimming just that one chapter and chose to look at the reviews, in particular the more negative ones.

*turns green*

You weren't kidding. That is sick. And really wrong. And sick. I don't think I'm going to actually read the thing, 'cause I'll end up making myself ill.

Burn the badfic, burn it! (It is too bad that this author can't harness the basic plot—minus the gross stuff—and turn it into an interesting original fic. I mean, imagine if this story was changed to be a good AU fic...)

I will gladly donate sporks and bleepka to the poor soul who takes this on.

From the second chapter on, keep all sporks or other pointy objects out of reach. You'll feel the urge to commit seppuku at least twice in the course of this story.