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I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

Welcome! Here is a mini Mirkwood Spider, called Schnookums.

You will be provided with all kinds of helpful links soon. In the meantime, help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod!

I'm new to the board after finding out about you guys on Tv Tropes. I'm thinking of making an agent, so any advice would be a plus.

I'm an average writer if I do say so myself, and have written and published my fair share of unfinished fics. Haven't been on FFN in awhile but I used to have an account. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/607147/SonOfLiberty

I am trying to come up with agents, and I am going to request to work on some of this stuff in NCIS.

I think you are right. It has to be about power.

Can't wait to read a killing of that LOTR fic!

Awesomeness! :)

I will be working on my first piece. You may read it when I am finished.

Chocolate is supposed to stimulate your brain into producing endorphins.

In the words of the film Legally Blonde - '[Chocolate] gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their [housemates]'.

Also there's probably an element of psychosomatic-ness in there - she thinks the chocolate will make her feel better, and then voila, it does. But it *does* stimulate the brain into producing endorphins, so it's not all in her head :)

I don't wear them just because the idea kind of creeps me out, and also it hurts (yes, I am aware that means you're doing it wrong, but it hurts badly enough to make it not worth it to keep practicing), and although I never considered the idea that they would leave crap -in- your body... Ugh. That is -gross-.

But yeah! Reusable stuff like that's actually quite awesome. I knew a few people who actually wore the things that basically collected the discharge, which could then be thrown out. ...Or used for fertilizer, if you're really into self-sustainability and stuff. But even in a mostly anarchist community, people tended to think that was going too far.

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots as well. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride.

*cue incoherent string of rage*

Okay, so I was confused and offended at the idea before, but stupid me, I actually went and READ this one because it's LotR. Now I'd really like to slap somebody around. And not in any kind of "cute" hurt/comfort way, either. *folds arms and smolders*

Did you notice how MANY freaking stories that person has written? It's insane!

Argh.

It must be about power. Some people get off on power, and that's what it has to be, because why else would anyone want to write a story just to demean characters who are otherwise mature, honorable, respectable, brave, and, most importantly, ADULT beings? Not to mention reducing other, just as honorable adults to a state where they enjoy treating the former like children.

It's not cute, no matter what the reviewers think. It's twisted and degrading to everyone involved.

I might have to sic Nume and Ilraen on this. It's not remotely their department, but they're the ones most likely to be as offended about it as I am. {= P

ARGH.

~Neshomeh

*pokes with determination*

There! ^___^ Also, please accept this bumper sticker. *sticks on bumper sticker reading "If you can read this, my partner is in range to shoot you through the eye."*

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

Somewhat off-topic, but since it is this post that made me check to see if you are ukitsu43 (and it seems you are):

We have a one pen-name policy on the Board, because it is confusing when people have more than one. It's in the Board Constitution, which we do expect everyone to read and abide by. If you make a switch--maybe you got tired of the old one, I dunno--it is polite to inform us about it instead of just leaving us to figure it out by checking your IP address. Okay? {= )

~Neshomeh

Naws! *hugs* Yes, one day we shall go and slay Sues. . .we'll slay the worst ones and rid the fandom of various abominations. :D

I see that it may be used for the more *permanent* sleep.

Tis' another beehive. Except this one is radioactive!!

Oh definitely! She's super sweet and really nice, yet she is tough with me. Perhaps one day we shall slay the wretched Sue's together.

One day...

*The American Dream-Nuclear family, white picket fence, Sue slaying*

My gift to you is a Fish. Use it well.

Welcome!

Believe me, it's useful - maybe not for sleeping, but for putting others to sleep.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. It's very silly but it's good to know people like it. :) Ooh, glitter-proof shield. . .thanks for all the wonderful gifts, btw. ^_^

Have an Adelie penguin. He's perfectly house-trained! And he can cook a fantastic stir-fry :)

Wow, thanks for the welcome guys! :D I'm not sane anyways. ^_^ And I've read some legendary badfic before. . .scarred me poor mind for life.

*pokes*

Also, please have this bumper-sticker. *sticks on bumper-sticker reading "Love me, love my beta."*

If you're interested in classic PPC stories, you should head over to the PPC Lost Tales archive. It's still under construction in places, but since GeoCities went down it's the only place to find some of these works.

All in all, welcome to the PPC!

~Neshomeh

I want one. ^_^