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Depends on how far along the pregnancy was, I guess. The Borg aren't particularly moral.

...but I stubbornly refuse to conceed on the dialoge part. The hyphens indicate interruptions to the speech itself, not the tags and narrative surrounding it, so they should be within the quotation marks.

(And yes, I thought that was it, but wasn't sure.)

But the thing about Legendary Badfics is that they need to be fairly 'legendary'. Everyone knows C*l*br**n, which is why we can moan about bad memories and drink straight bleeprin together. I'm not saying these fics aren't terrible, but going out to look for canidates doesn't seem to be... in the spirit of it all.

Also, that Sailor Moon story is on a page with the heading "This'll get me banned."
Doesn't that qualify it as... not crackfic, but the other term...? Can't remember. But it's a deliberate attempt to be horrible, and I'm not sure if the existing Legendary Badfics were the same.

...I'm being quite a downer here, aren't I? Apologies. Just my two cents.

Hi. I have internet again. {= )

Also, the set of rules mainly used on this side of the Big Pond tell me that hyphens really shouldn't be used to separate clauses at all. Rather, m-dashes should be used. Since you can't type an m-dash into a text box, double-hyphens--like this--take their place.

~Neshomeh, who's going to go over that Permission request now.

*Vomits* WHAT did they do to Chibi-Usa???? Not that I've seen that show for awhile, but still... oh gawd...Not Ami, she was my favorite... And Usagi and Mamoru??!! Chibi-Usa is her DAUGHTER!!...And, if Saturn is her best friend, than WHAT THE EFFING HECK IS SHE DOING RAPING HER???!!

This fic probably has died a few times, but it needs to die. Again.

Oh, hi. I'm Fiofie. XD

OH GOD! OH GOD! IT'S STILL UP?!

*crawls into a dark corner and curls up*

Toph was castrated... Toph was castrated... Toph was castrated... nooooo... They castrated Toph!

I saw that stupid comic on DA, and then the author got band, but's IT'S STILL UP. *sobs*

I'd heard of Chocobo Nights. The others are new to me (fortunately, I guess). However, they're all kinds of creepy.

*blink*

That's... special. If they're trying to be clever and demonstrate knowledge of Cyrillic, then Voyadt would be a more accurate transcription.

Unless it is just a typo, of course.

I've been scrounging around for some truly awful notable fic, which could probably be considered for Legendary status. All of it is both squickful and, more importantly, well-known, so I thought some of these would be worthy of discussion as to whether or not to induct them into the - ahem - lofty aforementioned ranks. All links go to MSTs when available to keep brains intact.

So, without further ado...

Hogwarts Exposed: Harry Potter. Don't know much about it, except that it's a series, that it involves pedophilic voyeurism, and that HMS_STFU ranks it in the same class as Rose Potter and Subjugation.

Chocobo Nights: Final Fantasy VII. Tifa spends the night at a Chocobo ranch and discovers that humans and Chocobos are genetically compatible. These two facts are, unfortunately, related. TVTropes ranks it as "So Bad It's Horrible."
http://web.pitas.com/ficbitches/chocobonights.html

Obsession: Evangelion. EVA's most infamous fic, and cause of the largest-ever flamewar in this tight-knit fandom. Shinji humps a corpse and breaks his little daughter's neck. Rei's real name is Kiboo and Gendo is a pedophile.
http://www.darkscribes.org/site/story.php?story=501

ChibiUsa's 7th Birthday: Sailor Moon. Everyone molests ChibiUsa for her seventh birthday.
http://p196.ezboard.com/Thisll-get-me-banned/ffanaticalleagueagainstpokemonfrm4.showMessage?topicID=14.topic

How I Became Yours: Avatar. Legendary Badcomic? Just might be. WHY ARE MAI'S EYES EXPLODING? WHY, NURGLE, WHY? Zutara. Azula is lobotomized and the cut n' paste from screenshots is obvious.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=47931544&albumId=2816339

Ahem. This is a bit of a crude one, but "Me cae los huevos" (My... erm... eggs drop. The meaning of this should be obvious.) [when I see him/her] means you dislike them.

…what would a Borat mini be? I've never seen it, but the movie's logo spawns a mini (Bordt).

But if whoever is doesn't object, you're welcome to him.

Can't help you with the God of Wart, I'm afraid. I have no knowledge of Xena whatsoever except that she Totally Looks Like a rabid wolf.

*headbonk*

Re the maturation chambers - I suspect, also, if they assimilated someone pregnant, the foetus would be gestated in a box and left to mature until the age of seventeen.

And Thayet, that's it. I was... kinda close... I guess.

You ought to be aware, Sedri. After all round one of said Hyphen Debacle was arguing with you. If memory serves, it was the correct placing of the hyphens when interrupting directly reported speech for a spot of action, then returning to the speech. In Meip's case, I plan to point out that when we use hyphens as a means of sneaking another clause into the middle of a sentence - like this - we have spaces either side.

Unless I've missed a lot. Their flesh is grey because their bloodstreams are filled with nanoprobes - machines made of grey metal. Once Seven of Nine had the bulk of them drained from her system, her flesh turned a healthy pink.

That said, I'd forgotten about the maturation chambers. Generally I take the 'facts' of the later Trek episodes over the early ones - in TNG they seemed to be very much feeling it out, and things solidified later (later in TNG, and in Voyager). After all, the Ferengi were originally supposed to be dangerous villians. They became a laugh.

:)

It was just the first question in my survey. But I'm glad to be of - remote - help nonetheless.

In good humour, of course. But then, I'm not entirely sure on what your Hyphen Views are, Pads dear. *grins* This should be interesting...

I'll take Davey Jones.

http://uncommon-comma.livejournal.com/7408.html

Note to self: never post around midnight.

Ta!

~Araeph

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Misspelled_Monkey

http://uncommon-comma.livejournal.com/7647.html#cutid1

Lord Culter Beckett and Davey Jones are in good company with Jack Sorrow, Barbarossa, Will Tuner, Elizabther, Governor San, Gazelle, and my personal favorite, Commoner Norrington.

I think Xena is in need of a name for its minis, though. I've been dying to know what to do with Ares, God of Wart.

~Araeph