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:P But I won't anyway

Have at 'er!

*spends the next ____ hours on TV Tropes*

You know it's bad when you don't even need a link anymore ...

Her, have a mutated strawberry. If it grows legs spontaneously, you can always keep it as a pet instead of eating it.

That it is no longer where the toons are in control.

http://www.tv.com/story/13415.html

Not that any of us weren't really aware that the network had been slipping- badly- for quite a while now. Still, this announcement saddens me, especially because I seriously doubt any of those new shows are going to be worth half a damn.

We need to get ahold of whoever's making these executive decisions and tell them that they're being really, really damn stupid. The whole appeal of Cartoon Network is that it always WAS cartoons, 24/7. It was the only channel on television where you could have something like that.

Now, it's just another Nickelodeon/Disney Channel.

*pours out a bottle of Bleepsinthe in memory of the good days*

...and eat cake! :-D

Not exactly clear how they're planning to do it, but apparently they're trying to make crossovers file properly. *shrug*

You don't want to sell me deathsticks.
*waves hand again*
You want to join the party, and play Stab the Sue.

*HUG*

Wanna buy some deathsticks? *seedy look*

Here, have an egg whisk! You can make omelets with that frying pan! The egg whisk is gold-plated, too, and has bunches of other uses.

Enjoy the insanity!

*dons party hat, puts prezzies on table, and nicks off with some food*

Er, maybe you should advise them to invest in some padding? Or there's always this. *hands over a fluffy towel* Welcome!

Just don't sing Rape Me within earshot of Lux.

As far as I know, Divisions don't have exclusive rights. Maybe you could take along someone from the DVS to concentrate on the specific Sue and leave the other two to your own Agents? We could e-mail about it.

Actually, sympathy never works.
2k monies...oh...aargh...ksjdfp[w09''...heretic, mutant, traitor to the cause!...wombat...nooooooooo!

Have a coupon- redeemable for your annual birthday hazing ritual. And also some bleepcake.

Ve do not drink... bleepka. Here, have some bleepka! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much use for things like that here. I gift thee also with some hugs and sparklevamp repellent- all natural and guaranteed to ward off 100% of Edward Cullens!
-Mad Maudlin

Welcome, new friend! Have a complimentary walnut from the wooden bowl by the door. I'm pretty sure they're all dead, but by the off chance that one starts attempting conversation with you, I highly recommend you ignore any advice it might give you.

As for a gift, here's a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find a use for it.

*sings in a funeral dirge style, thumping the table every now and then*

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Grief and misery and despair, people DYING everywhere...

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk

One year CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Does it have to be a knife? I have a plastic spoon, so could I try to go for the eyes?

I wouldn't dream of telling him that. No need, given he's tied up and gagged somewhere out of sight. :p

*raising kanar*
For the crazy!
For Cardassia!
For CAKE!