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Warning: very bloody.
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Stranger-Danger-104369050
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Wicked-Little-Doll-116374461

I luvs me some grotesque cute.

http://www.freewebs.com/ppchistory/ReorgTitle.htm

This kind of thing really makes my day. Thanks!

But I don't know enough about them to judge whether they are suetiful. I need to see them in action.

Do you think the first one would lust for Dr Manhattan? He fits the bill.

And where do you find all those cute pics? There seems to be a lot of those on the wiki.

Calling to obtain, I'm Japanese which does not have. I America and am white, but I speak Engrish for that pleasure very frequently. Actually as I now have done.
-Sentiment of lunatic

Here, have a mutated strawberry! I can't guarantee it won't spontaneously grow legs, but it should still taste alright, and if you're squeamish, you can just keep it as a pet.

Here, have a mutated strawberry. You eat it or you can keep it as a pet.

Alas, I find myself too busy giggling and holding conversations with three other people to snark. I especially like the part where we're racist, sexist, and class-ist. (And I think there've been a few poor Sues; lots of potential for wangst and all.)

Far as I can tell, there's no "let the Sue live and continue to tear Canon apart at the seams" option. We kill them because we have to. A lot of the other work, like Bad Slashing, can actually be seen as kind of beneficial. But yeah, in summary, I'm pretty much agreeing with the "we only do what we have to, unless we've gone stark raving mad" (did I mention HE'S ON FRACKING FIRE?! [/obligatory Dwarf Fortress reference]) thing.

Because I only have one mission out so far (working on it), but I have tonnes of "amusing moments" between Marcus, Zod, and any of my other myriad of Agents being worked on that I could use.

There are four types, which one you get depending on the character in question's Nation. There are Mini-Sky Bisons, Mini-Unagis, Mini-Fire Dragons, and Mini-Badgermoles.

I know! There's no Rwanda in the Avatar-verse! *headwalls*

By the way, is there a set Mini for Avatar? I think Adder would love to keep Zoku as a pet.

That they cite us as being led by Jay and Acacia, when to my knowledge both had been gone for some time by the time I found this place (Dec. 2006, for reference).

I was aware of the PPC for at least a couple of years before that, but that was when I found the Board.

Not trying to insult anyone? It seemed kind of obvious from the beginning, to me. I've admitted I've had a wrong impression of Boarders' interactions and stuff. It's just that while I like the guy, I disagree with the impression some people seem to have of him. Not that he's not worthy of respect, but you know what I mean. Then again, no matter what I say y'all will hate my guts for it, now, so let's just drop it now please.

Well, the monster is purportedly made out of books on the nuances of torture. Sounds pretty flammable to me, and since the fic never actually has him grow we might be able to take him out at ground-level. Hitting the monster first would obviously be preferable so as to forgo the possibility, and then we could exorcise Lord Zedd.

Here is what I've got on my two agents for the Warcraft mission so far.  They still have no names, and they've still got less character development than I'd like to give them (especially in the case of the second).

If either of them is too Suetiful, please let me know so that I may nip said traits in the bud.  (Also, if you've got any suggestions for names, feel free to leave comments at my blog...I'm having hell's own time with that.)

Well, Nume and Cameo's missions (read: Fill the Plothole stories) had a fairly high quotient of ridiculous. There was the time Nume left his Bleeprin in the fic and they had to go back and stop Legolas from taking any. (Sadly, I lost this one and never got around to re-writing it.)

Then there was the time they were disguised as Elves and Nume happened to have a bow and arrows. He, um, accidentally shot Legolas in the shoulder. Cameo boxed his ears for him.

These were before Nume started carrying a flask of Bleepka with him at all times, by the way. That's largely Cameo's fault.

In recent history, there's the incident of Ilraen trying to learn how to morph clothing. They'd acquired a box of Speedos that had fallen off the back of a plothole, so Ilraen was using those to practice. He would morph human, pull on a pair, then try to get back to Andalite and take them along.

Each attempt failed spectacularly. If you will, please imagine the Speedo stretching out as hips become hindquarters. Then imagine the elastic finally snapping, sending the Speedo flying across the RC to land anywhere from the console to Nume's bed to Nume's head. Imagine this happening about twenty times before the Speedos are used up.

As Nume commented, the place looked like nothing so much as a boys' college dorm afterward.

Oh, incidentally, Ilraen is indeed an Andalite, but he has done a mission in Young Wizards-verse and, even though he hasn't actually seen either species, I don't think he'd be likely to take a Rirhait for a Taxxon. The gaping, ravenous, toothy mouths on the Taxxons are a dead give-away.

Fill the Plotholes: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/plotholes.html

Missions: http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc999.html

~Neshomeh

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Make sure you get the "trivialization of historical atrocities" charge in there. The Inter-fricking-hamwe (perpetrators of the Rwandan genocide) are mentioned as part of the rebellion. It's like they actually went to Category:Rebel groups on TOW and picked the coolest-looking name!

We could actually make a soap opera RP. Kind of like the Multiverse Moniter, but with even less pretense to accuracy and twice as much raw corny.

"I have a terrible announcement to make. My three-way mpreg lovechild... has CANCER!" *dramatic organ sting*

*We will return to All My Agents after these messages.*