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Sorry. I'll never speak of this again. (nm) by
on 2009-03-10 02:09:00 UTC
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Ugh. by
on 2009-03-10 00:33:00 UTC
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If it's so easy to make babies with magic, why don't wizards outnumber Muggles ten to one?
If babies didn't require nine months of gestation, meticulous planning and a lot of pain, their lives wouldn't count nearly as much. They would just be discarded once their parents are tired of them. A lot of babies would be made by irresponsible people on the spur of the moment, and adoption centers would be chock-full with them. That's only one of the many things that are horribly wrong with this fic.
Would a PPC Assassin be required to kill those babies? That would be brutal, even by our standards...
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Can I have this? by
on 2009-03-10 00:19:00 UTC
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The canon breaches make me want to burn things, but it helps that one of my Agents will be very, very interested in this. He's a bit of the mad-scientist type.
And the amount of havoc that could be thus wrought rather amuses me.
Though I will thoroughly kill it as well. Because only a very small portion of my brain is amused. The rest is screaming for vengeance, on behalf of Rowling and basic human biology.
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No, Just No! by
on 2009-03-10 00:07:00 UTC
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That is so messed up. It would never happen in Hogwarts, magic cannot create new life. So what now?
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Harry Potter Badfic by
on 2009-03-09 23:03:00 UTC
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I was scanning the Pit for fic today, when I came across this. ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4875631/1/Baby_Project )
Just the summary is bad enough. Enjoy:
99. Baby Project » by mediwitch3 reviews
yeah i know a classic, and im doing it for my other one 2. i like babies, and so this is great! Plus it's Harry Potter so i can make it as unrealistis as i want! basically the title, it is Harry x Ginny and Hermione x Ron. T for language.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 2-19-09
*sighs*
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Don't you guys think you should see- by
on 2009-03-09 22:02:00 UTC
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if Maudlin Hart would like to come up with the specifics and write that once she has permission- if she doesn't already?
After all, it was her idea in the first place.
Just saying.
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*applauds* Read it yesterday. Very good! :) (nm) by
on 2009-03-09 21:52:00 UTC
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That could work. by
on 2009-03-09 16:43:00 UTC
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I'd have to be careful not to make it so different it's totally alien to the rest of the PPC though.
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I was thinking by
on 2009-03-09 16:32:00 UTC
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lots of cosmetic spikes, and maybe all black? although semisentient one that resents the agents would work like:
"BEep! Of course it's a sue, you twit!"
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He's not an evil overlord, so it doesn't apply to him, heh. by
on 2009-03-09 16:13:00 UTC
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As for evil CAD, I dunno how that'd work. Maybe a semisentient one and/or one less susceptible to exploding (cynical attitude?). Maybe he recruits Agents known for having particularly dour personalities or something.
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The Natural History Museum is great. by
on 2009-03-09 15:28:00 UTC
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And if anyone will be able to be there in the late-ish evening we could see if there's a Jack the Ripper tour on one of those days - will have to google that. (I've been on it and it's pretty cool. They show a copy of the Mary Kelly crime scene photo, so it's not recommended for people with weak stomachs.)
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Guess it might not be a story of that type anyway, sorry. by
on 2009-03-09 07:26:00 UTC
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Since it seems determined that he'll be a Division head. Unless...*ponder* But yeah, the idea seems interesting enough, but people seem to be more in favour of the new Division. I might figure out a way to work them in, hopefully, but it's a secret.
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Well, any killing could be called an "evil" one. by
on 2009-03-09 07:24:00 UTC
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As for the others, I don't think so. I'd imagine it'd be pretty much like any other department/division, except the specific type of Sue targetted. Though I like the idea of the DL messing with the uniform a bit to conform to his personal tastes. It's something I'll consider when I'm making it.
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Not all Sues are evil ... by
on 2009-03-08 21:47:00 UTC
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... that would be like saying that all cockroaches are evil. They're not, they're just a pest :P
I mean, the sparkly princess of Elven Kingdom of Sparkliness, who has a pet unicorn called Popsie and spends her time singing delightful songs and growing flowers and incidentally falls into deep and prophesyed love with Legolas and who bears him sixteen gorgeous children isn't *evil*, she's just *annoying* :D
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Re: Mission plug, finally! by
on 2009-03-08 20:31:00 UTC
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Good job. :)
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Yup, it's all good. by
on 2009-03-08 18:04:00 UTC
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Mum was a bit "Where in London?", but Dad's agreed to take me, so yeah.
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Mission plug, finally! by
on 2009-03-08 14:22:00 UTC
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Finally, mission two for my agents.
Here it is.
The mini Nar Shadaa is available if somebody wants it...my Agents are keeping Obi- Wan Kenobi.
Featuring Schrödinger’s Dress, which my Agents will trade if they get a good offer, and the Hostile Hostel.
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It's pretty much first come first served. by
on 2009-03-08 12:48:00 UTC
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Which is to say, if you do a mission, and that continuum doesn't have a mini, you get to decide what the mini is.
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Heh. by
on 2009-03-08 12:43:00 UTC
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Clearly my realistic mindset is not compatible with most of the PPC, heh. I can't have something done not be done for an expedient, sensible, logical reason. Hence me arguing that making a Division solely to give ol' DLG a job wouldn't have a point and wouldn't be a thing the Flowers would do. Especially since, to be honest, there aren't exactly a lot of villain!Sues (not saying evil!Sues because, by our definitions, all Sues are evil). Maybe Flowers practice nepotism? DLG shows up, he's an old friend of one of the higher-up Flowers, said Flowers sets it up so DLG gets a job as head of a new division? I could make the Division and agents fairly easily, though unlike some divisions/departments it'd be open to any and all.
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I'm usually in the club. by
on 2009-03-08 08:43:00 UTC
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Thus, my keen interest in taking advantage of my short time of not being in it. {= )
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Further London stuff. by
on 2009-03-08 08:41:00 UTC
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Two to six people (not including me) sounds promising.
As far as times, locations, and activities go, I'm pretty much willing to let someone else make the suggestions. I don't much care for "tourist" stuff in general, and I think my class is doing some of that, like the Tower of London. Anyway, I'm up for any cool stuff on or off the beaten path. I assume I'll get the hang of the train/bus system pretty quickly, so no worries about that. We get passes to use. We're staying in Bayswater, if that helps.
~Neshomeh
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Re: I've got a badfic for someone by
on 2009-03-08 05:33:00 UTC
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I'll reserve judgment on Twilight itself, much less crossovers involving it. However...I couldn't even get through the first chapter of that fic.