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And I can't be bothered making Random Website Account I'll Never Use #539, so I'll just trust in my imagination. Thanks anyway. :)

Thanks guys! -Looks around her- So many nice people! (And random gifts xD)

My agents would probably be based in a TARDIS X3;

Like this?


Or this?

It's your Division, do whatever you want, heh. If I think of any ideas I won't get flamed for, I'll email you, but honestly it's not our place to do that. If I get any suggestions though, we'll see.

Did you just cross the streams? You just crossed the streams, didn't you. Way to go. now we really are all dead.

As you well know, kitsune106 is quite interested in the Dark Lord Geranium, his backstory, and the possibility that he should be head of the Division of Villain!Sues. This is good! He's not that annoying, and has given me a marvelous plotbunny. I am brainstorming, stainborming, stormbraining, and bormstaining ideas and random sentences which I will then staple together into a comprehensive whole, this being my normal method of writing. If anyone would like to help me with said brain things or toss me some ideas, my e-mail is gypsy_fox@hotmail.com.
Speaking of which, what do you think of the DVS flashpatches having the addition of a screaming skull which is on fire above the potted cactus?

We have chai tea! It is tasty. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* We don't have much use for that here.
You may have, in adddition to the aforementioned tea, some hugs and an Internets. Use them well.
-Mad Maudlin

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

It's nice to meet you :)

The whole document is so hilarious, my sides hurt from laughing so hard.

Ye Gods, dear Eru, Glaurunging hell and Flaming Denethor. If we're the fandom police, then I obviously mislaid my badge.

It's for our entertainment, not other people's misery.

*goes back to laughing like a hyena*

mini lion-turtles for those not affiliated with any nation.

A slightly modified version of the main body of "Odalisque", by the Decemberists. Starting at the first "Lazy lady" and going through to the end of the second chorus.

"...And what do we do, with ten dirty Sues, a thirty-ought full of rock salt and a warm afternoon? What do we do?"

First off, young one, go get yourself a hat. No one will take you seriously if you don't have a hat.

And here's some coffee. It contains sugar, cream, napalm and the soul of an orphan.

...Permission half granted.

That is, permission to write Jasper Caspi is granted, but I'm afraid you're going to have to scrap Valdis. Or at the very least, tone her way, way down.

First problem: an agent does not have to care about every canon in which she finds herself, but she should at least have an undying love for one or two universes. The whole reason for being an agent is out of love for a specific canon. We're not generally "out for blood" at the PPC. The reason we hate Sues and badfic so much is that we love good stories even more.

Second problem: "Valdis has one yellow eye and one green eye, her coat is black and she has a red marking on her chest that upon closer inspection is revealed to be the Japanese symbol for death. When she is angry her eye color changes to red and the pupil disappears, a very disturbing effect."

So, let me get this straight. Your agent has unusual, multi-colored eyes that change with her mood, a "badass" Japanese marking, super special abilities, a "cool" nickname, and an attitude problem?

...

I hope I don't have to tell you what's wrong with this. But if I do, please hold off writing your first mission until you've spent more time here.

Here's a good test of an agent character: does she take herself too seriously? If so, does it get hammered into her skull early on that this is a bad thing? Also, could you, the author, poke fun at this agent multiple times during the story? If not, the agent should not be in the PPC.

You do write well, so if you pair your second agent with someone else, go ahead and send me your first chapter, so I can look at it. My e-mail is araeph_aflame at yahoo dot com.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/6316485/Agony-in-Pink-2-A-New-Ending-by-Dark-Ranger

This is an AU version (set in a later season) in which Kimberly is tortured to death by Katherine, who in the end, turns Tommy into her lover and plans to turn both him and Billy evil. Oh, and she's now a megalomainiac.

PS: I know the PPC's not just about smut, but I feel the need to notify you about this monstrosity, also the Character Derailment is just...evil.

Molly throws a lot of blood around. devArt doesn't let you see Mature-marked pics unless you have an account there.

If that's not it, try just going to http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/ and finding them in the gallery.

I'm Cassie, former chatty newbie and recently semi-lurker (through no fault of my own, I hasten to add). I get involved with as much as I can when I am around, though.

Newbie gifts! *hands over a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object* It's been a while since I was here in time to greet anyone new. Lovely to have you here! And hi, Henry the Dancing Bear! We're all mad here.

I have to agree with the first opinion stated by Artic - "I head out for a few days and there's a minor meltdown? I dunno whether to be upset or appalled..." The PPC's about having fun, guys. Agreed, I enjoy being dramatic and serious at times, but the reason I originally loved the PPC was because it was funny.

As for my Agents' most humorous incident, it's kind of difficult to beat...

"As the last Sue fell, two Agents burst into the cafeteria, brandishing bows and screeching what was probably intended to be a war cry at the top of their lungs. They were accompanied by two bellowing mini-Balrogs, who were flailing their whips in every direction.

The noisy group would probably have kept on going, had not the shorter of the two Agents slipped in a patch of Sue-blood and crashed to the floor, tripping her partner and the minis. As the nearest Agents just stared, and more turned to see what was going on, both young women began to blush fiercely and disentangle themselves from each other."

That's Cassie and Nat, in the middle of the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

Another favourite of mine is from the PPC Christmas Party 2008, in which Cassie proceeded to get completely wasted and snog Zach Homewood, Marcus Langston and Kelvin Talathion under the mistletoe, in that order. And then got arrested.

...proposing the use of gasoline and matches.