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howdo we continue? and willthe weeds or DIA arrest drake anytime soon?

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   2. Don't spam caps lock. It tends to annoy the Boarders and as such is a Bad Thing.
   
   3. Define "SQUIRREL WAR".

http://hungryugolino.livejournal.com/1367.html

Don't worry, I think I have Nuzgul attacking me right now. *twitch* Did I just see one? Where? WHERE?

Agent Christianne Shieh steps into the room with Agent Elerossiel a few steps behind. "Happy Birfday, Elcalion!"

890) I will not stick Lori Starrett and Laura Roslin in a room together.
-Especially if I slash them together.
-Especially if I value my life, because both Bill Adama and Bill Fallis will want my head on a silver platter.
891) I will not mess with Bill Adama and Laura Roslin in front of Agents Christianne and Eledhwen.
-Nor will I mention Vampires and Battlestar Galactica in the same sentence.
-Or the name "Starlight Amoret Adama".
-Or the fic "Kindred: The Embraced ~Vampire Waltz~".
-If I must, I will refer to the title as "Battlestar Twilightica.
892) I will not attempt to airlock a PPC Agent.
-Or a Flower
-Or my partner
-Or the Uncommon Comma
-In fact, airlocking should be reserved for BSG Mary Sues
893) I will not go around claiming that I am the daughter/son of Laura Roslin and Bill Adama.
894) Cylons and Daleks should never meet. Never.
895) I shall not jump in a TARDIS and attempt to go to the Galactica.
-Especially if I'm not on a mission nor on vacation.
-Especially if all I want to do is slap Gaeta and Zarek and squee at Roslin and Adama.

After just having finished P&P (not strictly true; I have a presentation on it on Tuesday), this book is oddly appropriate. P&P is a good book, but any good book becomes boring when your teacher talks on and on about symbolism...

but do we want to tick off a bad slasher? they might send you a mission report of their latest mission and assassins are not trained to handle that.

Or worse, they videotape their latest sue and send it to you.

890. Video taping, or recording any missions and sending the result to Agents i don;t like is forbidden.
-this goes double for Bad Slashers.
-even if said agent i send it to totally deserves it.

Why the anonymous? Scared? We're Bad Slashers, not Assassins. And I know there's a throats thing, but that's only for Sues. Honest.

889) I will not spike Agent Trojanhorse's food or drink Lustin and lock her in a room with Agent Luxury
- Locking her in a room with Agent Paddlebrains is also out
- If I do, then I will accept that the wrath of Agent Trojanhorse and her menagerie is my own fault and will not complain when I am stuck in the infirmary with an exorcism bell stuffed up my nether regions.

I gift you with a homemade anti squirrel suit made form sue fur and a combat spork. hopefully they will help you.

But still.

Anyone up to SQUIRREL WAR?

*gives over a plate of the aforementioned 'special' baked product'

Enjoy!

I might have to look into that. I never managed to make it through the original 'Pride and Prejudice', but this addition just might do it for me. :P ^_~

Thanks for the tip! XD

~ Rath ~

MY IDENTITY

IT HAS BECOME KNOWN

Oh, wait. That's not my name.

...But how do I change that?

*the door opens and Agent Trojie steps through, bearing a large platter of lembas*

'Plenty of lembas for all!'

One thing is clear to meh now.

We must eliminate all furry woodland creatures who are small. The squirrels and chipmunks have joined forces, and have discovered many sorts of powerful weapons with which they're gonna kill us all. I hear that one such weapon is a kind of acorn that SOMEHOW creates a manifestation of their mind in the form of some... weird... brain... demon... thingy that can shoot fire and stuff. Yeah.

So, anyone who dares, come and fight for the cause! Any tiny death machines? Great! Orbs with a giant laser circumference? Better! Time-travelling magic katanas? Awesome! Anything that you can use is good! We'll need all of it!

FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

1. I will not tell Agent Pads about OFUR Gabool
   -If I do, I will not let her portal there.
   -I fi do let her portal there, I will explain to trojie why her partner has just raided Gabool's stash.

okay, please tell me this is a joke, right?

although, that does explain why the lights seemed a bit brighter. Power generation just found a new source of power.

A cooling fan of your choice, because although everyone else is complaining of the cold, where I live it's very hot.

... On second thought, I want it back! *grabs*

Hm, well, instead you can have a kitten. *hands over kitten*

That said, welcome! I can see from your post that you don't need to be asked to leave your sanity behind, so all's well. :)

881 (extension).
- Nor that of any other vegetarian vampire.
- Especially Jasper.
- Nor will I try to slip rabbit blood into the meals of the Volturi.
- They'll notice.

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/64373.html

Lucy and Tumnus are married. Trojie and Pads are suborned into het - oh the humanity!