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Are these bad enough to PPC? I'm not entirely sure, but I for one don't like them.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4844157/1/DoctorWhoJustalike

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4796291/1/mileysstory">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4796291/1/mileys_story

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4864846/1/Thief

I have OA's email, but I'll need yours if you want me to send it, if that's okay.

These fics come with a reward. Negotiable, starting at 250,000 zenny minimum, and to be paid in large, excessively sparkly, and very valuable refractors.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4668415/1/PastToPresent
Past to Present by mermaid999girl
Rated M - yaoi rapefic
Battle Network-verse
"A past world left it's scars on our hero and now he has to suffer from them, will anybody help him or will he die from the sheer volume? sorry i'm still not good at summaries rated M for rape and other mature things Proto/Mega"

I have something against rapefic. I just do. Anyway, this one is terrible - spelling, grammar, summary, and just about everything else.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3495858/1/WhenDoratheExplorerAttacks
When Dora the Explorer Attacks by MegaxRoll4eva
Rated T
"What will happen when a spanish foot-ball headed girl, her monkey friend, and more kiddie shows attack the totally awesome show of Megaman? Chaos of course!"

Someone, get this freakish mega-crossover out of the canon! Dora, Barney, Naruto, and probably a bunch of other things... And Dora talks like Gollum at least once. 500,000 zenny guaranteed for a kill.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4499738/1/Xultimateshowdown
X ultimate showdown by tron50
Rated T
eight robot masters 1 per game up to 8 defned Whily's new creation a ultimate robot

This is just plain bad. I'm getting serious Squirrelking-ish vibes from the writing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3643707/1/TeiselsNewLook
Teisel's New Look by Steffie1
Rated T
Legends-verse
"Mega Man Legends: Imagine waking up in the morning and finding out you suddenly have a new look? Now, imagine how I felt when that happened to me? All reviews are welcomed"

Figures. When I find Legends fic, it turns out to be bad. Author, leave Teisel and Glyde alone. They don't deserve this. Not even Glyde, and he's a complete arse.

I just felt like putting up some random extremely valuable shinies for these. While I have no idea whether Agents can receive payment from the person who reported a badfic they killed, shinies are shinies. Also, large gravity-defying crystals can be used for decoration anyway.

I might be able to beta. I'm a pretty good proofreader.

If no one else volunteers, I'm pretty sure I could help make it at least legible. :) I'm hardly up to Cassie's level, but I should be able to assist a little.

Hello, everyone, bet y'all thought ya'd never hear from me again (*waits for the chorus of "damn"s and "it's him again"s to stop*). I'm getting pretty darn sick of this first mission of mine, as I'm sure y'all are getting sick of waiting for it, which is fine 'cause none of y'all are gonna read it anyway! :P Seriously though, I'm pretty much wrapping it up, but neither of my usual betas are available! So if anybody would mind giving it a beta for me before I put it on, I'd much appreciate it. At the least I'd owe you a favour. :P So, yeah, any takers?

In which Alex and Drental do Ko Sai's job for her.

http://hungryugolino.livejournal.com/1564.html

I would assume what it indicated was just the level of smut in the piece, more than the relative intelligence of FF.net reviewers or AFF reviewers. If the review on FF.net was good and the other one was horrible, I'd assume it had plenty of smut. If it were the other way around, I'd assume it had one of those cliffhanger-smut endings, where you suggest the smut but never actually get into it. That would make most AFF denizens mad, I think. :D

I want to read this at least once.

At archive.org. Looks like it has a perfectly good archive copy of the site, if you can't find where it moved to.

Now with ultra-violent zombie action, the only thing that could possibly make this book better! YES!

I had no idea. And I wish I could go, but being in New Zealand, the plane fare alone would triple my costs. And that's close to exam week. So sorry, but no. You guys have fun!

I would love to go but I would have already blown my money on Otakon the week before. Have fun!

If anyone's had their head to the ground for the last month or so, then they'd know that a small contingent of PPCers is planning to get to San Diego Comic-Con International in July 2009.

I'll be going with a group of six, half of the group being PPCers to San Diego for the 21st-28th of July.

Said group will consist of, tentatively: Me, Fynn, Jai, Ansela, Fhajad (who you do not know), and a friend of Ansela's.

We're gonna be trying for Seaworld and Comic-Con for that week- in short, this is going to be a weeklong Gathering, roughly.

So, why this random post, in February, you're probably wondering.

Well, this is to look to see if anyone else would be interested in making this a massively large Gathering.

Be forewarned, though, Comic-Con is expensive, and I'm estimating at around 700$USD for everything for that week, except traveling to San Diego and from San Diego, if go with four people in a motel room. Price estimate includes Comic-Con, day at Seaworld, renting a car (if divyed up amongst four people), food, and hostel.

It'd obviously be cheaper if you decided to cut down on the days besides the four of Comic-Con and stuff- or live off of the cheapest food you can find- but I'm rambling now.

Anyone else interested?

*runs from the angry agent with teh pointy weapons*

No spoiling me. I've not read all of the books yet.

One, when shall we play the hot DORKS game?


two: did the gender bending affect the flowers too?

But Discworld's Death cant; enter hte Tooth Fairy's domain. There is no Death there, and so he cant; get in.

Huh? when did drake use the snapperrifle? Drake only caused the gender bending crisis so I do expect the flowers to punish him for that, no? causing agents grief by changing their gender when not on a mission is never a god thing, i think.

The Department of Fictional Psychology has the full support of the Department of Internal Affairs on this issue. Outbreaks of spontaneous Snape are likely to be severely detrimental to the functioning on Headquarters, and we will not allow that to happen.

Anyone found using the "snaperrifle" within the bounds of HQ will be brought to my attention. And that is never a good thing.

Yes, this is in addition to the Kudzu's ban on Bleeprin.

No, we are not fair.

Sincerely,

The Tiger Lily (DIA)

...I actually make these lists for fun while I'm sitting in class! The ones I make up in math are the most violent. If I were an agent, I might actually do most of these.

940. I will not lock my partner in the Aperture Science Testing Center, no matter how inept she is.

941. I will not paint a mural on the HQ hallway wall in the blood of Mary Sues.

942. I will not attempt to rickroll HQ, especially if I think Rick Astley was hot and really dig the whole 80's vibe he's got going in that video.

943. I am not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions, nor can they go on my missions for me.

944. Attempting to subtly convince the canon characters that I am a child molester is. Not. Funny.
-Except in special situations. However, it makes it difficult to do your job if they don't trust you. Really.

945. I am not allowed to attempt to purchase any canon character's soul, nor am I allowed to set up a "slave trade".
Even if I claim that it's a historical re-enactment.

946. Not allowed to join the Black Cats. Or the 'Sues. Or the fangirls.

947. I am not allowed to make posters of anti-flower propoganda.
-Or flyers. Organizing protests is right out.

948. The flowers may be plotting to steal Christmas, but I am still not allowed to organize a protest.

949. I am not authorized to fire Flowers.

946. Black body paint is NOT a uniform.

947. I am not the psychological warfare mascot, and therefore I may not conduct psychological experiments on the flowers. Or other agents.

948. Any reports submitted with my blood on them will result in disciplinary action in the future.
-The flowers do not even want to know how I managed to digitize my own blood.

949. I am not allowed to replace the no-drool videos with snuff flicks.
-Or pornos.

950. There is no monster living in the console.

951. I am not allowed to nickname the console 'stupid b***'. The monster will get offended.

952. I should not teach the flowers gang handshakes.

953. 'Best 2 out of 3' does not apply to missions.

954. A rubber band and a paperclip is not an authorized PPC weapon.

955. THE REVOLUTION IS NOT NOW, goddamnit.

956. If I insult an agent in another language, the advantage is lost if they're wearing a translator.

957. I may not jury rig a portal jammer and deploy it in HQ, or anywhere else for that matter.

958. Making canon characters cry is not what I was hired for.

959. No, I cannot get a pay supplement for every time a Sue annoys me.

960. I am not a 'Ninja in Training', so hiding in the ceiling vents and jumping out at people is not allowed.

961. I am also not allowed to induce a panic attack in my partner by suggesting to her that perhaps there ARE no vents, and we should keep the door open to avoid suffocating to death.

962. The minis do not like tootsie rolls, which are bad for their health.

963. None of the vending machines are trying to kill me. Probably.

964. I am not allowed to play with liquid nitrogen.

965. I am not allowed to experiment with bleeprin and ethyl alcohol.

966. I am not allowed to make a molotov cocktail with a bottle of alcohol and some bleeprin, even if I think it has a hilarious similarity to the mentos and coke experiment.

967. I am not allowed to threaten suicide with pop rocks and coke, nor with mentos and coke.

On a whim I just wandered back here though it's been a while. It's nice to see the board is mush the same as it's always been. ^_^

938) I will not genderbend Sabbat for fun. If I do, then my resulting death will be my own fault.

939) I will not allow Discworld's and/or Good Omens' Deaths into HQ
- What do you mean they can get in here anyway? Who let them in.
-THERE IS NOWHERE I CANNOT GO