Dump her in a Balrog charge, perhaps...
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Ooh, sounds interesting... by
on 2008-12-20 22:20:00 UTC
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Um... Elbereth isn't a star. by
on 2008-12-20 22:20:00 UTC
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She's one of the Valar. Incharge of the stars, yes, but she's not one herself.
Fiery burny sounds good, though...
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Neuralyze her to keep her from spilling historical dataÂ… by
on 2008-12-20 22:19:00 UTC
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…and leave her to Melkor in the War of the Jewels?
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Even so... by
on 2008-12-20 22:16:00 UTC
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that isn't what they are, just what they are made of. (At least according to C.S. Lewis)
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Permission request by
on 2008-12-20 22:14:00 UTC
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Her name's fracking ELBERETH?!?! by
on 2008-12-20 22:12:00 UTC
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I think the real Elbereth might delight in paying her a visit. Wonder if Middle-earthian stars are also huge fiery balls of fire and gas...
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Either I utterly win at stupidity... by
on 2008-12-20 21:43:00 UTC
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or I epically fail at coordination.
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That's... impressive. by
on 2008-12-20 21:33:00 UTC
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I don't know many people who can bean themselves with a sling they're holding.
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...*blink* She wants 'Toil and Trouble'? I'll GIVE her toil by
on 2008-12-20 21:32:00 UTC
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and LOTS of trouble.
No, that's not a claim - I don't have time for another mission - just an expression of astonishment. *gags*
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Suggestions requested for killing a Sue. by
on 2008-12-20 21:30:00 UTC
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I'm tackling this fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4550310/1/BeinginLoveTwiceis_Hard.
It's a LOTR fic which revolves around an Aragorn/Arwen's Illegitimate Daughter!Sue, and a Haldir romance. She's racked up over sixty, possibly seventy charges by my count, and needs a slow, painful death. Any suggestions that don't involve leaving the continuum or outright torture, seeing as we know HQ frowns on it?
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Yup. *eyeroll* by
on 2008-12-20 20:42:00 UTC
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Only one teacher was nice enough to postpone it to after winter break...
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I don't want to. by
on 2008-12-20 20:41:00 UTC
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Hear no evil, see no evil...
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*applause* by
on 2008-12-20 20:13:00 UTC
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As usual, a lovely job.
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Happy (late) Birthday! by
on 2008-12-20 19:05:00 UTC
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*gifts you with bleeprin* Tests, let me guess... finals?
~Zoe~
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To make Shakespeare spin in his grave is to move his bones. by
on 2008-12-20 19:00:00 UTC
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In late... Happy birthday! by
on 2008-12-20 15:59:00 UTC
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I gift you with a sack of pebbles, your own sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!
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Naturally (nm) by
on 2008-12-20 14:45:00 UTC
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Happy bityhday by
on 2008-12-20 13:07:00 UTC
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Have some sue meat cake, made by drake. don;t ask how it was made, please.
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Day 20. (nm) by
on 2008-12-20 10:05:00 UTC
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It's because they wanna shag Heath Ledger('s corpse O_o). (nm) by
on 2008-12-20 06:29:00 UTC
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It apparently died. by
on 2008-12-20 05:46:00 UTC
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The author probably got reported for it, or they decided to take it down. In that case, it would probably be due to flames. Now, could you do me a favor and report a very bad Old Republic fic? I've always liked the KotOR part of EU canon, and I need to imagine a particularly offensive 'Sue from there getting killed in horrible, horrible ways. Like getting the Force ripped from her then being... well... I'll think of something if the time comes. Preferably with poisoned kolto when she's being 'healed' from whatever happens, just for fun.