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*glances around furtively* You'll curse it into existance!

~Zoe~

So you're both of you old enough to be married, but you're not old enough for a visa that will let you live in the same country? Someone somewhere really didn't think that one through.

Could be worse though. You could be trying to move to NZ. They don't let you in, last time I checked, just because you've a spouse there, or even if you've a child who's a citizen. You have to have valuable skills to offer the country too. Which, unfortunately, means my plan to emigrate and be Trojie's nanny/librarian/muse may need some work.

Of course, you can always sacrifice a selection of domesticated animals instead. And eat until you're sick.

... Well pants. Time to find a new central figure for my theological beliefs then. Or go into denial. One of those I guess, heh.

Guess what I got for Chanukah... Little Red's Fairy Tales volume 1 special edition by Apple and Kiwi! Ooo! This would be a good time to post my PPC holiday song!

PPC, Oh PPC
to the tune of Chanukah, Oh Chanukah

PPC, Oh PPC, let's kill the Mary Sue
We can have a party, as we kill the Stu too
Gather around now Agents, we have stories to slay
Legolas is pregnant, and Arwen's gone away.

And while we are killing
In each death we shall take delight
For each Sue we shall spite
We shall set things to rights
And fight for the canon that we love.

For each Sue we shall spite
We shall set things to rights
And fight for the canon that we love.

~Zoe~

Oh! Happy Holidays to you too. *worships again*

~Zoe~

Tripe indeed. Who will MST and PPC?

It'll take us a lot longer than 70 years to go through all the LOTR tripe...

I understand you're no longer in the OFU business but can I take a moment to thank you for all the inspiration you've given me? *in the background a student screams. Miss Angel spins around* Be quiet! I'm trying to hold a conversation here! We told you what the punishment for glomping Fay-sensei was, you should have listened if it's so painful!

*Oozaru Angel pushes her OFU counterpart out of the way* Merry Christmas, Miss Cam, nice if you to drop by. :)

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/379625/galadrianna-daughter-of-rivendell-part-1-a-lord-of-the-rings-story
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/426306/a-new-evil-a-lord-of-the-rings-storypart-1girls-only
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/441309/a-story-about-you-related-to-the-lord-of-the-rings
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2006385/a-new-addition-to-lord-of-the-rings-alt1agt-girls
Standard Mary-Yous.
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2364671/lord-of-the-rings-poster-expressions
One for the DoWTF?
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2459621/falling-into-a-world-i-thought-a-joke-part-1-lord-of-the-rings-legolas
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7956376/elizas-story-a-lord-of-the-rings-extesnion-part-1
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1267113/lord-of-the-rings-adventuregirls-will-probably-prefer-this
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614546/lord-of-the-rings-yue
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614813/lord-of-the-rings-yue-part-2
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614998/lord-of-the-rings-yue-part-3
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/484529/half-evilhalf-good-which-will-you-choselord-of-the-ringsgirls-only1
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1270847/the-cast-of-lord-of-the-rings-and-you-as-well-as-a-few-orcs-dragons-and-so-on-part-one

I'm not sure. For a start, I don't think Pansy's been given much description beyond "ugly". Secondly, her personality would either a) hinder my attempts to make you feel sorry for her or b) change radically after the attacks, in which case, somebody would notice.

"I know, I know, I'm too young to have a mind this pervy."

Why? How old are you?

Or is that just too squicky to contemplate?
I know, I know, I'm too young to have a mind this pervy.

Because I lit a fire, but my parents wouldn't let me sacrifice my brother.

I was sorry to hear you're not continuing OFUM2, but continue to worship you. *does so*

I need a beta for a short 28 Days Later oneshot (though, confusingly, there are two chapters... it's still a oneshot but... don't ask). Any volunteers?

Follow the example of a group of rogue Twileks: place her in bacta, then run electricity through it. Turn off the electricity, let her be healed, and repeat. The best part is, it's canon!

Haven't you heard of Bible fanfiction? But where's the Qu'ran section on FF.net? *cough*Racism*cough* :P

Just popping by to wish you all happy holidays and whatever else you might be up to :)

I need the rest at home - I'm working eight-hour shifts today and tomorrow because I work at a cinema and it's busy season. Gah. Hate hate hate. Thank God it's closed on Christmas Day.