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*headdesk* I meant "introduce her to Varda who introduces her to a star by burning her up with one"!

Gahhhhh....

I skimmed through the fic, and it looks totally insipid. I'm thinking coat her in honey or something and leave her in the Midgewater Marshes.

~Neshomeh

She's one of the Valar. Incharge of the stars, yes, but she's not one herself.

Fiery burny sounds good, though...

Dump her in a Balrog charge, perhaps...

…and leave her to Melkor in the War of the Jewels?

Is nothing sacred? Nothing? Why, why, why...

that isn't what they are, just what they are made of. (At least according to C.S. Lewis)

First Mission: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4567793/1/%3Cb%3EWindwalker%3Cb%3EFirstTest

Writing:
Anything written by "Dante" on comnet.imperialnetwork.com
or in this fic:
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4556817/1/%3Cb%3EParadise%3Cb%3E%3Cb%3EBurning%3Cb%3E">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4556817/1/%3Cb%3EParadise%3Cb%3E%3Cb%3EBurning%3C_b%3E

http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/10259/

Agents:
Alex Warren, Department of Floaters
A recruit from a world similar, but not identical to World 1, Alex Warren was first sent to the Star Wars OFU after a joke fanfic involving a lightsaber wielding stormtrooper who killed Luke Skywalker. He served his time, became interested in the PPC, and signed up. However, someone told him that reading at least three Legendary Badfics was a prequisite, and things went downhill from there. Relieved of a sizable portion of sanity, he exited the University and went on to the PPC...

Drental Parjir
A Mandalorian from the Star Wars Continuum, Parjir was originally a bit character in a Mandalorian-based Suefic. Like many members of her people, she had a distinct tendency to use heavy weapons and swear in Mando'a. References to Mandalorians as canon sues or fics which she deems as insulting to the Mandalorians will result in Bad Things happening. Needless to say, this might lead to problems...

Thoughts?

I think the real Elbereth might delight in paying her a visit. Wonder if Middle-earthian stars are also huge fiery balls of fire and gas...

or I epically fail at coordination.

I don't know many people who can bean themselves with a sling they're holding.

and LOTS of trouble.

No, that's not a claim - I don't have time for another mission - just an expression of astonishment. *gags*

I'm tackling this fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4550310/1/BeinginLoveTwiceis_Hard.

It's a LOTR fic which revolves around an Aragorn/Arwen's Illegitimate Daughter!Sue, and a Haldir romance. She's racked up over sixty, possibly seventy charges by my count, and needs a slow, painful death. Any suggestions that don't involve leaving the continuum or outright torture, seeing as we know HQ frowns on it?

Only one teacher was nice enough to postpone it to after winter break...

*accidentally shoots self with sling* owwies.

Hear no evil, see no evil...

As usual, a lovely job.

And I'm glad you pointed it out, I was debating whether or not to say anything.

...You seem to be less nervous around PGs than I am. I find this weird and cool. But then you've proven yourself incredibly brave already.

*gifts you with bleeprin* Tests, let me guess... finals?

~Zoe~

For the Rain it Raineth Every Day by Melengro [Reviews - 1]
Romana II/Viola (Twelfth Night). Crossdressing!love! Er, no, really. I got it off a random pairing generator.
Fourth Doctor - Teen - None - Crossover, Femslash, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), Romana II
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.13 - Updated: 2008.07.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 396

Toil and Trouble by sanitynvrfoundme reviews
A young apprentice witch meets Macbeth, falls in love, and then discovers he is doomed to die. Can she save him, or will destiny run its course?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07

I gift you with a sack of pebbles, your own sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!

...One thing. You misspelled calendar.

Have some sue meat cake, made by drake. don;t ask how it was made, please.