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(Also couldn't resist.) XD

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

You can go finish up whatever you need to do first, I'm in no hurry.

I'll do that as soon as I can, then, though it might take me a day or so... *has an English paper due*

... just to prove it doesn't have to be brain-meltingly horrible. Haven't been able to bring myself to do it, though.

*gasp* I still have principles! They must be destroyed immediately!

Text? That would be good.

Consider him yours!

If you like, I can add some text to the picture... "I adopted the mini-chimera Louis Armstrong", etc.

Should get around to doing that.

What the hell angle would she have to be bent at for them to be doing what they were doing? And HOLY SHIT FOUR INCHES WIDE OW. Apart from the fact that lizard genitals don't look like that. (Though if you've seen Greyscale's little fun in the OFUR, you could guess that using normal lizard anatomy would be worse.)

And have you seen Chaser Wolf's fics? They were worth the horror for the opportunity for the "Cluny was c-" line in the MST. I found that far funnier than I should.

I won't get my copy of Doomwyte until Christmas.

That said, yay! (Hope it wasn't inspired by Mr Jacques running across me online. Unless she's a raving pervert who makes bad puns constantly, I think we can safely say that's not the case, though.)

Why?

Shouldn't it be "story and song"?

You've been immortalized in song and story!
There's a character called "Miz Laburnum" mentioned in Doomwyte . Enjoy your fame.

is let us know what the plotbunnies are. Though I think just following the guidelines we tend to follow when writing fanfic could help. You know, characterisation (which admittedly is easier with your own characters, just be consistent about it), basic spelling and grammar rules, things like that.

If not, I want to.

'But I don't want to go among mad people.'
'Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here'

Rife with idiocy, and bad grammar to boot. Also, I think the victim in "Cosair Prizzzoner" should be at least almost dead or unconscious. The euphemisms used indicate that the author's under 18, and he apparently doesn't know much about biology. Fail author IS FAIL.

Can you give me any good advice on writing good Original Fiction? You see, I have a few plotbunnies ( good ones, I hope!) hopping around my head; and I have decided it's time to release them. Your opinions?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1965410/1/Vengeance_Quest
Here is VQ. Enjoy. Be warned, it has some rape scenes which are just as disturbing as TS, but in a good and non-graphic way. Riala is a rockin' heroine, though I admit I got distracted by the cute gay weasel.

I am going to accept on faith that the Lion King poem was supposed to be funny, therefore the bad biology "doesn't matter". I couldn't read more than four lines of it without wanting to scream, so I don't know.

I dare you to read "Sela's New Job" and "Cozair Prizzzoner" (the author's misspellings). My reaction was something along the lines of "They think whoredom is Sela's NEW Job? Wow, they're oblivious to subtext."

I want to read a good slashfic for once. It makes a nice change from all the crap floating around (I'm looking - and pointing a Scarab Gun at - you, Subjugation, with the 'defiling Monty Python' charge), so a link would be a Very Good Thing.

Oh, and I just read Among the Roses now. The prose in that one is very, very urple, and now I understand what that 'doesn't mean you s*** rainbows' line was about. Didn't know it was part of That Series (Forgot to reread the Wiki page, I just clicked on all of the links that had the series name) - damn, now my badfic reading record is a bit off. I did read the poem, it was just plain stupid. I called BS on that one - Biological Impossibility is very, very common in Uoikih fics, but that one's particular offense was absolutely moronic.

hungryugolino@gmail.com

Ditto for the "couple of days bit".

...s'long as it's only movie canon and you can give me a couple days (a little work-hosed right now). leetrynace at gmail if you'd like my red pen work.

The one with the Joker!Sue.

Don't know if I'll do the three Redwall horrors of Chaser Wolf's because I already MSTed them, but the Shrek one needs doing. (Stormsong was a healer in a continuum inhabited by anthropomorphs, and therefore he knows exactly what a cat penis looks like. He will not be happy about that part.) Still not sure what to do with the horse, though. Reality Room, and let it die from the total lack of blood flow to the vital organs caused by its ridiculous proportions? Then what do they do with the corpse? Feed it to Dragon, maybe take some for themselves since they could do with some guilt-free meat?