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It would be cool to have something more than me a capella. What do you want to do?

~Neshomeh

In the grand PPC tradition of badfic, blood, and Bleeprin. Well done. ^_^

~Neshomeh

You realize that changing the number of syllables too much makes the filk nigh-impossible to sing, right? {= P

~Neshomeh, life-long choir girl.

I'm sort of nervous about this mainly because I'm worried someone will actually remember me. I was a sort-of lurker about four/five years ago.

Anyway. Hi. I'm Purplefluffychainsaw, or Elanor. Don't try to eat me, I bite back. I will be trying to participate in conversation from here on in, but I have the social skills of someone-with-no-social-skills, so when I do something wrong let me know. And for anyone who does remember me I discovered maturity while I was away. And Real Life that Doesn't Happen In School.

Also, how bad is it that I've been reading legendary badfic instead of writing my (one remaining) essay?

*throws confetti*

I gift you with bleepolate. And a few thermal detonators from Agent Brenden Sanderson. Just don't let his partner know he's handing out explosives...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FIVE_REDCLAWED, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Beauty and the Beast one was dumber than a Stegosaurus with a head injury. Interrogation of Leia read like a very incomplete and very dumb Choose your Own Adventure book. Teasetting Ron was just idiotic (and it's a second-person to boot), but at least it was short. I have yet to read the other, longer ones, but I'll find time to at some point. All in all, they were more stupid than squicky, especially for someone who laughed at parts of C*l*b*i*n and Subjugation (Not much, and mostly at the massively retarded bits, but it happened at least once).

What teen is this, whom Suethor wrote,
On Legolas' lap is weeping?
Whom hobbits greet with anthems sweet
While Agents watch are keeping?

This, this is a Mary-Sue
Whom hobbits love and elf-boys woo
Haste, haste to kill her now
This monster, this Sue called Mary

Why lie she in fair Rivendel
Where Council now is meeting?
Good fandom, fear, the Sue is near
She's messed up all the seating.

Sword, bow will pierce her through
The PPC will slay the Sue.
Hail, hail the Agents bold
They've killed this Sue called Mary

So bring them bleeprin and a towel
To wipe off all the glitter
Let no Sues sing in Lord of Rings
If she comes, we will hit her.

Raise, raise a cheer for you
Let joy ring over all HQ
Joy, joy, the Sue is dead
That dreadful Sue called Mary.

I'd suggest saving it as a higher quality format (.png? I've always liked using those for some reason.), and the sparkles would be a nice addition. I'll clean up the .jpg artifacts myself.

Have a double-bladed lightspork. And an extra-large WALL-E plushie.

Didn't mean to. I put them in there because it's completely out of line with the amount of syllables that shoulda been there. That and they're memorable *Snerks*

One is about an empire, modeled on Byzantium* (knowledge of Byzantine Greek is necessary for this**.) I've mostly focused what remaining creative prowess I have on the setting, so I don't have many characters. I only have ideas for the Hero and the Emperor:

The Hero is either a mercenary from the Divided Empire to the North (based on the Holy Roman Empire, in which case Medieval German and Slavic is needed as well)a kid from some peaceful province who finds out that he is the Chosen One, or a Half Elf.

The Emperor is a Combination of Basil II, Manuel Commenus, and Roy Greenhilt from Order of the Stick. He is your standard Reasonable Authority Figure, and is as Snarky as he is wise.

*I have not read Harry Turtledove's books in my life (availability reasons, oviously). I've heard of his Videsoss series, but I developed the idea without thinking of it.

**Wikipedia can give me knowledge of Byzantime Customs, Government, Dress, Army, etc, etc if nessesary.

PS: Sorry for any errors in grammar. I was in a hurry, since I'm about to be swamped. Please reply before this post vanishes!

Have some Anti-Lustin bombs and ammo!

Though, technically, I think your second decade starts when you're eleven. Still! Lillies from Kumori and chocolate from me! Happy birthday!

I'm delighted to see my transdimensional pocket-knives in there... but you forgot them in the final chant (10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 1). But that's okay. Cheers!

On the first Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
A Suethor in a Whomping Willow Tree.

On the second Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Two Transdimensional Pocket Knives
(Refrain)

On the third Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Three 'Sues asinging
(Refrain)

On the fourth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Four Minis abegging
(Refrain)

On the fifth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Five One Rings,
(Refrain)

On the sixth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Six Agents atwitching
(Refrain)

On the seventh Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Seven bottles of Bleeprin
(Refrain)

On the eighth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Eight Pages of That Series,
(Refrain)

On the ninth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
'Naturally Nine' from Elrond
(Refrain)

On the tenth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Ten Tubes of Dubious Lube
(Refrain)

On the eleventh Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Elevent Self-Inserts
(Refrain)

On the twelfth Day of Christmas, the Flowers sent to me...
Twelve nm&nms, eleven self-inserts, ten tubes of Dubious Lube, 'Naturally Nine' from Elrond, eight pages from That Series, seven bottles of Bleeprin, six Agents atwitching, five One Rings, four Minis abegging, three 'Sues asinging and a Suethor in a Whomping Willow Tree!


That's all I got. Feel free to add or subtract stuff from this guys! And a safe and happy Wintertime for you Boarders in the Northern Hemisphere (And muchly ice and coldness for those in the Southern).

Welcome to the decade in which you find yourself saying, "yeesh, I feel old. I'm not supposed to be old!"

Heh. And yes, of course you're allowed. We allow a lot of off-topic stuff, as long as there aren't too many new posts at once. Happy birthday!