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-grin- Originally O Come, All Ye Faithful. I rather like it, though there really aren't enough verbs ending in the -ore sound that have two syllables. -sigh-

Now I just need to figure out how to not sing this around people who know nothing of the PPC. I'll get some very strange looks.


O come, all ye Agents,
Gleeful and psychotic,
O come ye, O come ye to Rivendell.
Come and behold her, born the Queen of Arda;
O come, let us adore her,
O come, let us ignore her,
O come, let us deplore her,
Mary the Sue.

O charge, dear Assassins,
Charge in exultation,
Charge her that tramples on Tolkien’s holy word.
Give to the guilty no trial or quarter;
O come, let us adore her,
O come, let us ignore her,
O come, let us deplore her,
Mary the Sue.

Lo! see the Balrog,
Durin’s Bane approaches,
O Sue! stand and greet thy doom; do not dare to run.
Hail to the canon, now slowly restoring;
O come, let us adore her,
O come, let us ignore her,
O come, let us deplore her,
Mary the Sue.


Please to not be remarking on the punctuation. >.> Punctuating songs is not my favorite thing in the history of ever.

I do remember you. Not as a fellow-Boarder, but from some bit of fanfiction I read a while ago... I'm certain it was a Mary Sue parody (understandably), and I'm inclined to think it was in the Redwallverse.

Pleased to finally make your acquaintance, anyway. *offers chocolate*

There was something on customers_suck about that. Spoilers were being discussed and someone mentioned walking out of the cinema after watching Titanic, mentioning loudly that the ship sinks and (predictably) someone responds with 'OMG u dint just spoil teh movei 4 me'.

I've only been around for about a year, so I don't really remember you. But hi anyway! *gifts you with bleeproducts*

Ahhh, procrastination. When used properly, I find it can help me write some stellar essays.

*goes to work on her bio homework*

You reviewed me and we chatted briefly back when I was writing the Guide To Redwall Mary Sue! (I wince when I look at it now, but it was pretty good for a fourteen-year-old's work.) Nice to see you again.

(Titanic, of course.

hS)

I've even been meaning to start up a support group with people enjoying, I mean, suffering from it. I might do that tomorrow.
Anywho, welcome! I gift you with a truckload of Bleepolate, some in the shape of plovers, most not. Also, if you find a Ypur or two in there, let me know.

Artic ~ Who is quickly losing track of the 875 Ypurs.

As the lovely Makari and Oozaru Angel pointed out, I am actually entering my third decade, as I am turning twenty, not ten. Thanks for the tip, guys! This just goes to show that no matter how old you get, you will still make all sorts of silly mistakes. Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall a few times.

Incidentally, is the nameless Abhorsen still up for adoption? Because if she hasn't been claimed, I'd be more than willing to take her on. However, you'd probably have to wait a week or two before seeing her in action, since I don't plan to write anything until the bulk of finals is over.

Welcome to the PPC. adn don;t worry. I have no social skills either. Here, have a book on how 50 ways to kill a sue with a rusty spork. Drake made it himself.

I'm just so bad at reading TV schedules that I always manage to miss it when it's on.

The fact that you can't put me and my brother in the same room together long enough to watch a full movie doesn't help either.

Personally, I think the idea of essays makes Morbid Curiosity harder to resist. >> But that might just be me.

Thank you, though! ^^

I just had to look that up on the wiki, and I loled. Thank you to whoever put that in there, and thank you. ^^

It doesn't seem to have done too much damage, at least. And thank you!

It's nice to meet you anyway. ^^ A year is probably longer than I managed the first time round. XD

that no one interested would have not seen it, I mean.

Yes, I tried. There's a few words I had to edit out.

You won't know me, because I've only been around a year or so, but that's all right. Have some bleeprin!

Don't do anything that'll require bleepka to remove it from your mind! ;)

Agent Madison Stephanie O'Grady sings "Why it Got so Hot in The Disentangler's TARDIS Back in May".

On my first day interning, the Suethors messed up with
A Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my second day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my third day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my fourth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my fifth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my sixth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my seventh day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my eighth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Eight Twi'leks on Earth
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my ninth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Nine Starfleet Hobbits
Eight Twi'leks on Earth
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my tenth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Ten kids of Sauron
Nine Starfleet Hobbits
Eight Twi'leks on Earth
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my eleventh day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Eleven fangirl Kirk!Sues
Ten kids of Sauron
Nine Starfleet Hobbits
Eight Twi'leks on Earth
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

On my twelfth day interning, the Suethors messed up with
Twelve Narnia 'cest fics
Eleven fangirl Kirk!Sues
Ten kids of Sauron
Nine Starfleet Hobbits
Eight Twi'leks on Earth
Seven Dalek Sithlords
Six Drall on Riven
Five Extra Rings
Four Narnian Birds
Three Earth quiss
Two Jedi Elves
And a Time Lord in the Fellowship

*cue pyrotechnics*

It's not bad, it's just an illustration of the universal truth that Morbid Curiosity is unconquerable. Even in the face of essays.

Ah, procrastination. Good to know I'm not the only one suffering. Good luck on getting some revision done - and the exams when they come round.

And thank you. Pleasure to meet you too. ^^

Hi! Pleased to meet you.

I've been writing strange stories about Merlin instead of studying for final exams, so you're in good company.