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That's a lot of Quizilla badfic. Gollum is very much not goblinlike, thank you very much. If I remember correctly, goblins are another type of Orc, and as we all know, Gollum was a corrupted proto-hobbit. And the 'middel earth madness' one was just annoying. Seriously, it looks like it was run through this http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html before it was published. I wonder why Suethors find it so hard to learn basic grammar skills. Honestly. This stuff is taught in elementary, it's a wonder they weren't held back for years...

Does that mean no more OFUM 2 and no more mini-Balrog adoptions? No wonder my mini adoption email was never answered. That's not good...

Sounds like a job for them.

I once did an MST of a bad quiz. Sort of like a CYOA MST. Fun thing to do.

Why would you name a place Sanctimonia? WHY?! Such horror!

I know there's Doctor selfcest on the net--I've even seen a community for it somewhere (it makes me cry at night)--but by invoking Mpreg Rincewind, he will inevitably turn up somewhere. Right now he's probably screaming and running from rabid fanbrats.

Damn you, Rule 34. Damn you so very, very much.

There's a note correcting that--see Embarrassing Amendment. This is what I get for trying to be fancy instead of just saying, "Hey guys, I just turned twenty!"

Has Quizilla become a new Suvian repository? All of them reek of Sueishness. They make my first Original Characters look like Penny Baker. *snerk*

And CYOA PPC missions sound awesome!

I'll take it off your hands ankle, if you'd like.

*tempts plotbunny with carrot dipped in barbecue sauce*

On a more practical note, what format would work best for a PPC CYOA? Two agents, both third-person? One third-person agent and a second-person agent?

Why do you do this, I now have four plot bunnies attached to my ancle and it HURTS.

Leto

They must be PPCed in a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure format, to compliment the original. (J/K, of course)

-Dann, who would totally be up for writing a CYOA PPC mission.

I wonder if the Quizilla format will have any adverse effect on the mission? Hmm.

How long did it take you to find all of these? o.O Wow. You're determined.

Sung to the tune of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", of course. I couldn't resist using it...
*clears throat and attempts to sing*

You're A Mean One, Mary Sue

You're a mean one, Mary Sue.
You really are a b*tch.
You made Legolas a teenager,
You’ve outdueled Aragorn,
Mary Sue.

You're so damn perfect that
You give me a twitch.

You're a monster, Mary Sue.
You’ve screwed the Canon up.
Your brain is nonexistent,
And you scream of Sparklipoo,
Mary Sue.

You can’t even touch Canon with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mary Sue.
You employ much urple prose.
You have all the sappy sweetness
of a giant sugar pill,
Mary Sue.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the giant sugar pill.

You're a foul one, Mary Sue.
You're a nasty, wasty slut.
You’ve messed up the numerology,
And you’ve bedded many males,
Mary Sue.

The three words that best describe your fic are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a harlot, Mary Sue.
You're the queen of badfic plots.
You’re a walking plothole factory,
using Deus-ex-machina,
Mary Sue.

Your fic is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mary Sue.
With a nauseous super-naus.
I’ve now run out of my Bleeprin
Reading ‘bout your sparkly horse.
Mary Sue.

You're a physically over-perfect Canon mangler
With glittery blood.

Um...yeah. Hope you like it.

Badfic reportings, SAH! All of these are on Quizilla, so those poor agents who volunteer to kill them may have some trouble clicking around trying to find the chapters in the right order.

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/126467/this-love-could-be-my-distrution-legolas-greenleaf-lotr-chapter-one

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/125823/tenth-member-of-the-fellowship-lotr-story-the-council-of-elrond

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1715699/lotr-with-a-twist

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1642639/middel-earth-madness-a-lotr-story-4-girls

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/4116630/amin-mela-llei-love-youch1lotr-legolas-greenleaf

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7675016/faerithiel-a-lotr-story-ch-1

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/139145/lotr-one-more-in-the-fellowship-part-1

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/161642/before-the-war-of-the-ring-a-lotr-story-part-1-under-attack

The first one has a picture of a cool sword at the beginning. In the last, a bunch of Random Orcs eat one of the OCs before she even manages a part. (Kill! Kill! Maim! Hate! Murder, mangle, mutilate! Goooo... Random Orcs!) Those are the only good things about these fics.

Welcome back! Nice name. *gives graduated cylinder*

1) Start writing.

2) Keep writing. OFUs tend to be big stories, and it'snever fun to see one get cut off halfway.

Mayhap Agent Trojie has an identical twin somewhere...

No way! (Not a spoiler...I got HBP a week after its release.)

NUUUUUUUUUUU!

How would one create a vegetarian haggis?

This is one of the funniest web comics that I have come accross. It took me about two weeks to get through his archive.

L

... is ask Miss Cam. She's officially washed her hands of it all, as I'm sure various people will be along to tell you soon.

Generally these things are handled through discussions here on the Board, now.

hS

...as was the entire arc. (Just so you know, it's your fault that I'm now a reader of S*P.)