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Do you like fire? Here's some candles with colored flames; I can't cook well enough for a cake.

Hi. You don't know me either, but have you seen the Chainsaw Man, just in case? *absently chucks pieces of purple eraser at nothing in particular* Here, have some purple stuffs. Although, not that Purple Stuff.

But okay! I'll comb through and look for minis, I guess. If you wanted us too kill it, that's more a job for Agents, I think.

... would be hearing their fans try to chant it during concerts.

Gosh, I'm relly getting filky. Maybe it's because I have so much Christmas songbooks and the radio stations I listen to constantly play Christmas songs.
But without further ado, here's the filks.

"Joy to the World (The 'Sue is Dead)"
(Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World")

Joy to the world, the 'Sue is dead,
And Canon is restored!
Let songs of joy
Ring through HQ,
For death hath come to 'Sue
For death hath come to 'Sue
For death, for death hath come to 'Sue.

Joy to the 'Verse! The Canon reigns;
May badfic be destroyed!
A glass of Bleepka
we raise in toast,
to goodfic's health and joy,
to goodfic's health and joy,
to goodfic, oh goodfic's health and joy.

Let no more 'Sues and badslash live,
Nor wangst infest the ground!
We'll never rest
For Duty calls
As long as badfic's found,
As long as badfic's found,
As long, as long as badfic's found!

Canon shall rule with truth and grace,
And 'Sues fall at Its feet!
Her doom is near; she stands with fear
For revenge shall be so sweet,
Yes, revenge shall be so sweet,
Yes, revenge, revenge shall be so sweet!


"Away in an RC"
(Sung to the tune of "Away in a Manger")

Away in an RC, a chair for a bed
Two PPC Agents laid down weary heads
The console then "BEEP"-ed and boy, did they yell
Two PPC Agents who're tired as hell

A mission is calling, so now they must wake
But PPC Agents want Bleeprin and breaks
Ironic O'erpower looks down from the sky
And cackles with malice while missions are nigh

Protect all the goodfic and slay all the bad
Though this job is thankless and people go mad
The Canon is thankful for your tender care
So slay all the 'Sues lurking deep in Its lairs

Hope you like.

Here's a CLAMP 'Sue. The Suethor responsible took the fic down, but a piece of it still exists on the lj comm marysues.

Here be mini-food.

my PPC Wiki page, cassie5squared.

is a great name for a metal band.

No more OFUM2... *sobs* Where's your mini-list?

...but the badfic is very bad.

Except for "middel earth madness" these are normal badfic, thank Eru.

Well, woobie!Legolas from "Ethuil'waew", that NC-17 Elven mpreg rapefic that spawned the Division of Mpreg...I'd like to see him in there. Poor emo elf.

Believe it or not. :P :P

I've got Makari on with me and wondering if we can round anyone else up for this to be interesting.

So it will be easier to find out time zone as to when this is going on, it's 3:12 GMT 12/12/08 as I type this.

So if you're interested, hop on, send me an IM on Skye, to JulyFlame.

A couple things:

A) Quizilla has been a repository for some time. The Pit of Shrews, I believe.

B) You can post stories, not just quizzes, on Quizilla, so they might not be Bad Quizzes, just normal ol' badfic.

C) There is a department of Bad Quizzes, although an Agent of mine had a Bad Quiz as her final exam of training.

*Slinks away now*

It's still on the first page, so I at least am still watching. Feel free to jump in. {= )

~Neshomeh, who needs to work on her own contribution.

But no promises

I'm just not sure what to say.

I need some canon characters to stick in FicPsych for the duration of the quarantine and 'Sue invasion. If your agents sent any there about that time, or if you can think of some you'd just like to see mentioned, I'd appreciate it. The fic or type of fic that put them there would be a big help, too.

I already know I want a Leroux!Phantom there, or even a Kay!Phantom would do, so if you know of (or feel like finding) a badfic that would put either version in FicPsych, that would be awesome.

Thanks!

~Neshomeh