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I have three more filks. There was originally going to be four, but "O, PPC" didn't feel right. *shrugs*
They're all in Tolkien-verse, but if you want to change it to suit another fandom, be my guest.

“PPC Agents Are Coming”
(sung to the tune of "Nuttin' For Christmas")
I joined the Fellaship of the Ring
Somebody reported me
Claimed that Lord Elrond’s my da-ddy
Somebody reported me
I violated Legolas
Filled up Boromir with lust
Frodo’s love just was a must
Somebody reported me

Oh, PPC Agents are coming
Coming to take me away
I know they will show no mercy
I fear they’re coming today

I killed a cave troll by myself
Somebody reported me
Had hair that’s better than an Elf’s
Somebody reported me
My eyes are green yet purple, too
Sometimes they are aqua blue
I made Arwen say, “Boo hoo”
Somebody reported me

Oh, PPC Agents are coming
Coming to take me away
I know they will show no mercy
I fear they’re coming today

I screwed the Canon up, that’s true
Somebody reported me
And to that mis-take I now rue
Somebody reported me
Next time I’ll be going straight
I won’t be a ‘Sue, just wait
I’d start now, but it’s too late—
Somebody reported me

Oh, PPC Agents are coming
Coming to take me away
I know they will show no mercy
I fear they’re coming today

“Mary Sue’s in Arda Right Now”
(sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
You better make sure a weapon’s on hand
Sharpen your sword; be on guard through the land
Mary Sue’s in Arda right now

She’s making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s “hawt” and who’s “nyce”
Mary Sue’s in Arda right now

She has a Ring of Power
And a doubtful prophecy
She only wants to jump your bones—
Be on guard, for Eru’s sake!

You better make sure a weapon’s on hand
Sharpen your sword; be on guard through the land
Mary Sue’s in Arda right now

“Here Comes Mary Sue (Right Down Rivendell Lane)”
(sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)")
Here comes Mary Sue
Here comes Mary Sue
Right down Rivendell Lane
Jay and Acacia and all the Agents
Are twitching now with pain
Bells are ringing
Hobbits singing
All is urple-y bright
Take your Bleeprin and kill her now
‘Cause Mary Sue is a blight
Here comes Mary Sue
Here comes Mary Sue
Right down Rivendell Lane
She’s raping Canon and putting out
For Legolas again
See her skipping through the flowers
What a terrible sight
Play some cards, sharpen up your sword
‘Cause Mary Sue is a blight

Here comes Mary Sue
Here comes Mary Sue
Right down Rivendell Lane
If you’re “hawt” then age won’t matter—
She’ll love you just the same
She doesn’t know that only Canon
Can make everything right
Laugh out loud at her naïve-ette
‘Cause Mary Sue is a blight

Here comes Mary Sue
Here comes Mary Sue
Right down Rivendell Lane
She’ll come around when the Suethors call
And the badfic’s up again
Peace will come if the PPC
Will kill and set things alright
Let’s give thanks to Illúvatar
For Mary Sue’s death tonight

I don't read manga or watch anime so...um...*ducks behind bomb shelter*

Anyways, you're welcome!

I might have thought it, but I'm sure I never said it...

Anyway. Happy birthday, dear! I present you with a sack of pebbles, your very own sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries. Enjoy!

...yeah, today's my birthday. This little kwee is fifteen! *throws confetti at Cassie*

She debated for a while, and then decided it's probably not a great use of her cash, getting a plane ticket all the way to NZ just to break your fingers too. So I have promised a lovely Christmas card for her to treasure forever, featuring your song.

'S what I get for staggering in drunk, reading one confusing message, then wandering off to nurse a bottle of vodka without checking first to see if a correction's already been made.

Specifically, two of three betas and a co-author. Server trouble again?

To the tune of "Jingle Bells" by John C. Pierpont

Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay
Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay

Jango never wed
Common knowledge that
Sure he fell in love
But soon that was that
Boba was a clone
As Rosebud was a sled
If thou art his mother, then
Thou wilt soon be dead

Oh,
Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay
Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay

Boba has no ma
Should not that be clear?
But you have arrangéd
To disappear
All the canon facts
That get in the way
So beep goes our console and
We portal in today

Oh,
Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay
Jango belle
Jango belle
Please to go away
Or we'll portal to thy fic
And with Vong tools thee slay

It may depend on the continuum. There's a precedent that you can't become a wizard just by entering the Harry Potter continuum, for example, though I think people have ignored this one. Generally, though, they have to use wands made by HFA or Makes-Things, which may come with a wizard disguise.

It sounds like this canon allows for extra-dimensional people to gain powers by showing up, though, so it could work in this case.

Also, I'm a music-lover and it sounds like fun. That said, you might want to wait for other people to weigh in before making a decision. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

This was inspired partly by my boyfriend, who donated the first line, and partly by article 1.6.11 in the FAQ For Other People.

To the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire."

Badfic roasting on an open flame,
Flamers cackling in the night;
Fanbrats squeal, "OMG, ur so lame!"
And we say, "Yeah, they're kinda right."

Everybody knows that concrit and an open mind
Help to make a fanfic right;
Being mean, being truly unkind
Will only tend to start a fight.

We know that badfic's there today
We know that lots of Mary-Sues are on their way
And every canon's fan is gonna cry
And yet we smile--oh yes; I'll tell you why:

Because the agents of the PPC,
Action, and Infrastructure, too,
Although it is strange, they greet badfic with glee
And make goodfic out of badfic--yes, make goodfic for you.

~Neshomeh

Spellsinger is pretty obscure, so some explanation will be necessary. For those that don't know, it's the continuum briefly referenced in "Martin's First Time" which Laburnum got so mad about during the MST (the line about Mudge the otter and the "f***ing unicorn"). It's about a human college student named Jonathan Thomas Meriweather who is transported into a weird alternate universe inhabited by talking animals - sort of like Narnia but with rock music replacing the Christianity and the animals all use a lot more bad language. Jon-Tom, as he becomes known, discovers he has the power of a spellsinger, which means he can work magic through music as long as he picks the right lyrics.

My question is, if an agent with some musical talent went into the Spellsinger continuum for whatever reason, could they develop spellsinging powers? If they could, would those powers remain when they went back to HQ? Since Tawaki's character developed permanent Bloodwrath from taking the form of a badger during a mission and mine developed it from putting it down on the OFUR form during her student days (gotta write about them some time) I'd guess it would, but would they have to specifically put "spellsinger" into the Disguise Generator for it to start up in the first place?

And if they did, would it be too close to a Sue or Stu power? I think the inconvenience of having to pick exactly the right song and the ease with which it can go wrong, and the fact that s/he'd probably never be able to play and sing at the same time without causing weird effects again would outweigh the coolness, but I think I'd better ask. I might not do this anyway but I thought I should work out the specifics in case I did want to use it.

If only we could get a choir together and record these for posterity. It'd be fun.

And I am definatly going to show it to Bold Font when I see her next!

Leto

http://www.syldra.net/yesterday/fandom/game1.html

It's a christmas gift for the Girls.

Nuuu? Chainsaw Man?

Thank you!

Well done!

I will do. But ouch. >

Though there is a character named Fei as well. Still.

And I don't think we're allowed to use specific fanfics as examples... But you have given me a great idea for Touya's next class! :D

Well, maybe. Seeing that the story's down, we can't really.

Do whatever you want with it. Maybe Fei (or however you spell his name) might want to make a speech concerning it. :]