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Here, have a stylish black bag of holding. You can put your other presents in it.

*hugs random lurker as a shot in the dark*

When Agents repose in Response Centers gray,
their console objects with a ‘BEEP!’
They must away, without delay,
to put a Sue to sleep.

Let ev’ry Assassin grab a blade,
and ev’ry Bad Slasher a bell;
a portal opens, into shade,
where vampire-Sue doth dwell...

O come let us abhor her,
O come let us abhor her,
O come let us abhor her,
the vampire-Sue.

Not just a vampire, a matchmaker too,
One Agent’s seeing red,
Two hot guys 'Sue spots and proceeds to go “Ooh!”
Thank Glod she soon will be dead.

The men pair off, there’s drama had,
the Slasher must exorcise fast—
Miss Sue’s still complaining her pairing was rad,
E’en though her life is now past...

O come let us deplore her,
O come let us deplore her,
O come let us deplore her,
the matchmaker-Sue.


Why yes, Gesu Bambino does use the same chorus as O Come All Ye Faithful. >.>
Also I've no idea what to call it. Sue Vampiro? o.O Online translators can only do so much...
There was almost a line about lack of lube in there, but it just wasn't working. Le sigh.

I await your efforts eagerly!

... Agents Trojie, Pads and Gypsy take Agent Cray to Medical at one point because she's lost a lot of blood and has started to speak psychically, if that's any use. Full details in the RP - I can send you the relevant bits if you want.

Woot, you're younger than me. Have a fruity pen.

You can find it in any decent bookstore that sells manga or any online manga reader! I can reccomend five to you right now if you want! Read it~ Read it~

have a 15 spork shooter gun.

*gives you sharp, pointy object of your choice*

~Zoe~

The character I was thinking of doing this with is already a good musician (legitimately so, not Sue-type) and in possession of an instrument which isn't exactly magical because his home continuum doesn't have "magic" but it seems to be very attuned - excuse pun - to him. (His original author did a ficlet showing him after death, finding his instrument also in the afterlife after it was destroyed because he'd put so much of himself into it.) If he did gain spellsinging abilities, he'd resent them deeply because it'd mean he could never simultaneously play and sing without causing weird side effects - for that matter, only singing or only playing also has weird side effects for a spellsinger because it attracts the gneechees.

I think I'll not give them to him under normal circumstances, but maybe during the Designated Yearly Emergency of the OFUR when reality is stretched wildly out of shape and the characters figure out a way to tap into it ...

I love that song. Soon as I'm sane again after work tomorrow I'll try to do one.

Though I'm sure she wouldn't eat you. Cannibalism tends to be frowned upon in most countries nowadays. >.> Have fun being fifteen!

It's been a while since I read those books, and I know I missed at least one later in the series, so this is not a fully-informed opinion.

My impression was that it takes three things to be a spellsinger - musical talent, a magical instrument, and what I'm going to call a magic-resonance; I seem to recall other, non-singing spellcasters. (To be a good spellsinger, of course, you need improvisational talent and/or a good supply of songs.)

So it seems to me that the agent in question would need to not only have musical talent, but also some magical ability, plus get ahold of one of the incredibly rare instruments that can handle magimusic.

As far as permanence, remember that in one of the books Jon-Tom's duar got broken, so he couldn't sing up anything until he got a replacement (and then a repair). Since it would be Severely Frowned Upon to take such a rare thing out of the source canon, and the Flowers aren't likely to supply Agents with magical instruments, it'd be pretty moot.

As far as Suvianity, let us again consider the source material. Due to being a fairly ordinary rock-interested college student, once he gets his duar he is able to get pretty close to the result he wants every time. Sure, it's never exactly right, and there are some side effects ("first mate, he got drunk", for instance), but it seems excessive to me.

-Kd7sov, who is by no means an authority person, and who rambles too much.

Here, have a shiny! *tosses miscellaneous shiny at you*

Woo-hoo, another winter girl! Happy birthday, sweetheart! *toots obnoxious sounding horn*

For you I get a five-foot long fan. It's not very useful, but sure looks cool!

*showers you in chocolate*

*tosses Sara a graduated cylinder* Many happy returns! *throws bleepolate cake*