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And welcome. :)
...can I call you Maudlin or Hart without being bitten in half? 'Cause, you know, that sounds really uncomfortable. I like my torso being attached to my legs, thanks. :) But hey, Suenicorn jerky. I'm not usually a meat-eater, but that sounds absolutely delicious.
I must think of some way to thank you... Here, have a new pointe shoe. Good for dishing out minor to moderate concussions. :)
So... yeah. Many welcomes. Be insanely gleeful; we don't really use that sanity thing around here all that much.

Its only blessing is that it's short. I think I shall take it on, should no one object; one does not mess with the Abhorsen without getting a face full of angry Assassins.

Hm... think the Abhorsen'll need to be exorcised? Is that even Sabriel? No name is given, so it could as well be a character replacement 'Sue or something to that effect...

I had to deal with a first-person narrative in my Star Trek mission, but that was a slash exorcism. But I still beat it over the head until foam popped out of the seams. Perhaps your agents could simply be charged with reparing all the rips and tears after the mission?

Will keep thinking.

It *is* frowned upon to take Sues out of the canon they're in to another one to exorcise them; we took them to the Real World, albeit the Real World 65mya ago ... and Agents Trojie and Pads will probably end up getting in some trouble for that one, probably in the form of a particularly horrific mission in the Potterverse - the Flowers like inflicting Marauder-era pain on them when they do wrong.

The reason, I suspect, that it's not allowed is that they already contaminated one Word World - by moving them to another you give them a chance, however slim, to contaminate another. Remember, a Sue is a canon-warping influence.

…the targets are not damaged, only changed.

I will say that the Agent who was fooled has recently had a personality change, and that what was done was rigged to be irreversible.

I haven't read any PPC mishes that are entirely in first person, or any that are in first person at all, to my memory, which isn't saying much.

What I recommend though is for the mission to be done in a diary form, or, barring that, how you would write it in a report for the DoIA, just much longer. Report form would be the best, I think.
As for the crash test dummies, I advise weapons that work on ghosts and not physical form, or which can be selective on which realm it attacks.

On that note, I think an artificial Keyblade would actually be a great help here. It possesses the power to momentarily force a ghost (or shadow) into the normal world and make it physical, giving you enough time to hurt it. The spirit (Or shadow) remains attached to the thing they're possessing, however, and will return if not destroyed quickly enough.
Another way to go about it is the Avada Kedavra curse, since it leaves the body unharmed, but seems to destroy the spirit, if the Horcrux that was in Harry is any indication.
Other suggestions would be to use any psychic or dark-type Pokemon from the Pokemon continuum, a Ghost-Slaying Axe from the City of Heroes Continuum, an exorcising / depossession spell from Charmed / Buffy or the Light Arrows from Legend of Zelda. The arrows won't work by themselves, nor will the axe, but when used with the Keyblade or depossession spell, they'd be much more effective.

Thank Eru. I don't want minis running around the Real World...

I don't think so.

Dude. You're in charge of that rp? I ran across it earlier and thought it was a cool idea.

THe Real World doesn't have any minis, and you misspelled Charlemagne by accident... Wait, do Real World misspellings actually create anything?

It's just that people (such as me) immediately think D&D when those terms were put together.

More like a somewhat loose group of knights who served SuperInflated!Charlengmane in the early middle ages, supposedly killing thousands of moors. Their names are Roland( or Orlando in italian), Oliver, Rinaldo, his brother Ricardetto(I think), Rogero, Bradmante, Malagigi(I think) Astolfo, and a few others, although the name escapes me.

Have a Sky Bison!

Thank you!

And it got better towards the end of the story, but Andy and I have become AMAZINGLY nitpicky towards our old writing and have definitely improved as writers, with our pacing and all.

So we want to go back and edit like crazy, tighten it up, and the end result will be that it should be shorter. Not like any chapters will get cut, but each chapter should be shorter just from us cutting down on the narrative and fixing the pacing problems.

A better way would be saying we're going to "refine" it or something. Say the same things with a lot less words.

Part of why we're loathe to add new chapters is because we can't stand how the earlier ones are screaming "EDIT ME! EDIT ME, YOU BASTARDS!" but since both of us are busy with school and don't have much time to edit them...

We kinda want to wait until we have free time, fix the whole thing up, tack the last few chapters on, and put the entire thing out as a more presentable (complete) story from start to finish.

I say we start editing pages as they come up.

~Neshomeh

{...while holding a joy buzzer} Mwahaha!

Okay, kidding. XD

It's nice to see fans! If you go up to Andy's message up thar, you'll get a nice little view of the state of Suedom.

If I had an Assassin agent, I'd take it. That's both awful enough to warrant a spork and short and stupid enough to be an entertaining mission. Also, not capitalising Saraneth is a SRS OFFENCE.

Sadly I don't think it's slashy enough to have been sent to the Dept. of Bad Slash, given the ENORMOUS SUE.

Any Assassins wanting to take it on, I salute you!

It depends entirely on what was said, by whom, and to whom; and then on what was done and to whom. The personalities of the various agents involved dictate how they behave, and whether or not they know the victims, and how well, and to what degree they were [verbed] would also influence their reaction. Only their writer(s) is/are likely to know those details.

... I don't know how much sense that makes, but hopefully you get the general idea. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

Whilst rambling around a group chat earlier tonight, we stumbled across this author.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1363663/moonchild94

Her writings annoyed us intensely, and we want to spork them. We've selected four of the ones that annoyed us most.

The Tale of Lucy Turenbaumerumm
Lucy Turnenbaumerumm Travels to Lord of the Rings
The Second Tale of Lucy Turnenbaumerumm
A Minuscule Rip in the SpaceTime Continuum
These missions will not take place for a while yet, and certainly not until Kgarrett has Permission at the very earliest.

However. All these fics are in first-person, and some of them contain more than one Sue. So how do we go about killing the Sues? Obviously we'll need crash dummies, but how do we make the kill without ripping the dummies to bits? Or damaging them at all? (We're planning violent ends for them, if you couldn't tell.)

So, help? Please?

she said that no official permission from her is needed, but you should credit her.

And Permission Givers' blessing is always good. But I;d suggest getting Permission first. *shrug*

We have no idea where it will be posted. At the moment getting it put together is more important than where we'll put it when we're finished. And as for length, it's going to be at least an hour long, probably more. We have ten different threads following over eighty characters. That's not a fifteen-minute Youtube. :)

Most of the Movie stuff has been handled over Gmail, which is why I automatically sent it there. Sorry. And thanks.

Bribe him with chocolate! :D

…and one of them claims, sarcastically, to be planning to do something to other Agents. Later, it turns out that the something was actually what said Agent planned (and has gone through with). How would the other Agent react to the news?