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welcome! i’m valentine, have a pink rubber duck that can shapeshift into any rubber thing you want!

I was going to give you a dragon plushie, but Thunder stole my, uh... themselves.

Anyway, have a floating hamburger, which grants levitation when consumed.

Nice to meet you!

-Ls

Welcome to the PPC! Hope you enjoy your visit.

I’m glad you finally decided to join. Here is your dragon plushie!

This set of four lipsticks based on Stu archetypes also takes inspiration from the Four Gods of East Asian mythology. Behold:

Yes, that black one has no shine; it's Vantablack.

Hello, I had this account for a while but I was too shy to actually introduce myself. I'm not sure what to make my username (I may change it in the future). It was supposed to go with my sibling Thunder. I have been reading too many PPC fiction and then reading more badfic for no reason other than to go insane. I found the PPC from my sibling Thunder and realizing it was incredibly similar to something I wrote in my own story, but as I came up with that semi independently, it operates differently and I'll never be posting that story. I fandom a bunch of random works, but sadly that does not include LOTR and Harry Potter, the continua with the most badfics. I mostly do Warrior Cats and Wings of Fire, but I can read basically anything so long it isn't something I tried and stopped reading (Redwall). Anyways, looking forwards to the dragon plushie Thunder will give me. -Lightning3

Approaching that age and still in denial about it because of the pandemic.

Have a secondhand time machine! Not sure what the mileage is on it, and the flux capacitor's a bit off, but it should work... hopefully...

Stasis Charms do come in handy for holding onto the blood needed to enter someone into a binding magical contract against their will...

Moody really doesn't give a shit, yeah. I guess I was leaning a bit into the bastard cop vibe with him. Glad it comes across! As for who he interviewed before the kidnapping, ;)

re: tripe: well, Bertie Botts wouldn't be Bertie Botts with some rancid bean flavours like tripe...

Harry meets with Mum and Uncles Sirius and Regulus to discuss the First Task.

Warning for depiction of a panic attack.

Yep, it's been another rotation around the sun for me today, nearly 30, not quite, but nearly.

Nova.

P.S Apologies for no Writing Prompts this month, just not been feeling up to it with other stuff that's happened this month.

In which the Skystreakers witness the aftermath of a failed attempt at taking out the Professor's favourite Tenno, Johnson drags along his grandchildren to friendly intimidate a CIA director, and Ami and Nikki end up doing opening band for some zombie idol singers (with a surprise guest in said Tenno.)

Somehow, it all makes sense in context.

I've been in a horrible reading slump this year, but I decided to drag myself out of it, and I made a new book blog to document my reading journeys. I post about horror books, spec fic, lit fic and interesting nonfiction. To anyone who has a Tumblr, it would be deeply appreciated if you gave it a look!

Catch me blogging here.

The idea for this came from the Sue Scalp Belt 😉

Though containing actual Sue glitter sounds like a good idea.

Because that pink one looks mighty sus. And, I mean, I could see some enterprising and not-too-scrupulous entrepreneur saying to themself, "Gee, I bet people would go nuts for a lipstick that could temporarily impart just a teeny little bit of Sueish allure and immunity to dirt for a big date night..."

~Neshomeh is amused at this concept.

Now available in stores around HQ, agents can now buy hilariously named lipsticks based on common Suvian archetypes. I've decided to first release 4 types, then make more later once I get more ideas.

Making allowance for it being a translation (and it is an understandable translation!) - it actually looks pretty good so far. Pacing isn't bad, and while there is a certain amount of similarity to Bucky's experience, it makes enough sense, and Siren's situation isn't identical despite that similar opening. It mostly just looks like they're using half of the same methods, which is probable enough. Obviously haven't read far enough to get a sense of a, is this straight up a Disney crossover or just using the story for inspiration, or b, if so, how the two canons are blended, but so far it works well enough. I'd have to read the rest to say anything more about the execution of the concept; but either way, so far it seems like a translation of a decent to good fic, and I'd probably read more if I was in the mood for it (and for reading on Wattpad, which seems to like having little distracting elements on the screen for some reason).

~Z

I was getting ready to object that while “someone” could write Harry’s name on parchment to put it in the Goblet, they wouldn’t have access to his blood, which should have disqualified him from the start. But then Hermione pointed out his arm had gotten cut over the summer, and . . . that is an uncomfortably long period of time to hold on to someone else’s blood, but I guess an enchanted cup isn’t going to care if the blood is fresh or not!

(Also:
the Goblet of Fire: is enchanted to pick champions for a TRIwizard tournament
also the Goblet of Fire: Guess it’s a four-sided triangle this year. Okay, whatever!)

Man, you wrote Moody so perfectly during that interrogation scene! I love the entire conversation, how he singles out specific students to needle sometimes, how we swings back and forth between actually asking investigation questions and being an absolute dillweed, and how very little he cares what any of the students think of him for acting like a dillweed! I take it he interviewed Crouch Sr. before Junior pulled the kidnapping? All those interrogation techniques, I don’t think even a powerful wizard like Junior could resist all of that! It’s remarkable Senior didn’t let anything about the original switcheroo slip out! Also, from the twins wanting to speak to an Auror, I’m assuming Bagman pulled the leprechaun gold trick once again?

You taught me some new words!
-tripe: I had heard this used in the context of calling writing garbage, but not checks Wiktionary lichens and stomach linings! Gross, Bertie Bott, your product is bad!
-nightcap: Apparently, it’s not just a hat or a mushroom!
-derring-do: I had heard this auditorily before, but never saw it spelled. I had assumed it was “daring-do” . . .

—DOCTORLIT DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH

The Quartet deal with the fallout from the Goblet of Fire, and prepare for the First Task.

Warning for creepy "only Pureblood fetuses matter" eugenicist rubbish, plus a BL11-esque comment about BL11 (the "exit clause" for the Triwizard Tournament). Also, there's a noted switch in Rita Skeeter's appearance to better reflect how she had once been a universally adored author but has now pivoted into hatemongering and spreading misinformation for clout, but I promise it's ;) purely coincidental ;)

Somehow, one of the first fics Wattpad recommended was this, a Steve Rodgers-and-the-Little Mermaid love story.

As for the pictures... yeah... uh... how very Wattpad.

-Ls