I said Dagger was a Dragonborn. That's probably what made you think Skyrim.
...see, the thing is, Dagger is a D&D Dragonborn. Entirely different thing.
I probably should've clarified.
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I said Dagger was a Dragonborn. That's probably what made you think Skyrim.
...see, the thing is, Dagger is a D&D Dragonborn. Entirely different thing.
I probably should've clarified.
Not even the right continuum. Or the right sort of Dragonborn.
Skyrim is a good game, but that doesn't make me part of it.
This one was written more for me than anything. ^^
I.e., me and my character would equally get our asses handed to us on a silver platter because We Are Not Gamers. So yeah, no need to go to the effort to prove a foregone conclusion. {; P
I guess there's always the chance that Gall manages to get Tom drunk on the sly and then has an advantage?
~Neshomeh, Not a Gamer.
You do know you're an Argonian, right? Just cuz you weren't actually born in Black Marsh doesn't mean you don't have swamp water in your veins. Now put up or shut up. You'll learn your fancy piece of paper doesn't beat my rock-hard skull in the real world.
What do you dislike most about your partner?
I've never been to a swamp. Heard they smell awful. But if you really want to go, I've got some toys to test on your thick skull.
((Dagger unfazed. Film at 11.))
Me and my Gobber-original Gronckle Iron mace can take you and whatever nonsense you were grinding out for XP any time, any place.
(( Gall Fights Everyone, tonight at 9:00! ))
We'll just put that in our Very Special Non-General-Audiences Edition...
...Never took self-defense classes. And don't build weapons in their spare time.
I think I can handle a backwater primative like you.
Prepare to die, viking girl. :-P
((I'd suggest making this a real match, but I think setting up Dolphin Netplay might be a bit of a hassle. And I dunno if your machine can run Melee that way...))
As for ol' One-eye, his big schnoz was like that before I met him. You can quote me on that.
Smash, whenever the two turtledoves are off nesting. Bring snacks. I'll bring the booze.
(( I bet Gremlin has taught Gall a few games. Her top character is probably one of the huge ones like Bowser or DK on the logic that stronger is obviously better, duh, but I dunno. ))
My whole culture evolved around fighting giant lizards giant-er and scarier than you. Do you really wanna pick this fight? ∗grins, cracks knuckles∗
(( How quickly does Gall die if she tries the "scratch him behind the jaw" trick that immobilizes dragons in HtTYD? ∗g∗ ))
I have more of these, and spend my days using them. I have a breath weapon. I exercise regularly.
...What's the expression? Ah, yes: Come on if you think you're hard enough.
I take walks sometimes. And I have been practicing on the firing range. Not to great.
I also like beating people at competitions involving flashing lights in a box and violence. C'mon, what's your game? Smash? Street Fighter? Quake? Warcraft/StarCraft? Civ? FreeSpace? Mortal Kombat? Name your game and time. I'll take you.