What're some of your hobbies?
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For anyone who'd like to answer by
on 2018-07-10 04:13:22 UTC
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For Septimus by
on 2018-07-10 04:05:50 UTC
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Can you confirm or deny that the Disturbing Acts of Violence Department is trying to take over the PPC?
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Done posted mine, I suppose. (nm) by
on 2018-07-10 03:28:00 UTC
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Lard's Mailbox by
on 2018-07-10 02:27:53 UTC
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Ayy ya bois in the Janitorial Division's Shift Twentieth are all up for mail for whatever despicable secrets you want them to spill.
S86FNC-11630, A.K.A. Finch. Sapient vending machine trapped in a perpetual cycle of fury and paranoia, angry at things he is afraid of, which is practically everything.
Bernhard Bingard Bingle. Dead wizard held together with obscure magic, all that genius of his gummed up with a centuries' worth of senility and forgetfulness.
Anne. Ineffably stoic and one of the craziest people in the JD, purely because she has remained so totally sane in her time there.
Weed Ninety-Two, A.K.A. Ninetwo. Bureacratic rules lawyer who has memorised every single employee rule and guidebook and will be sure to quote them at you when she can.
Anne's Cat. Scientifically enhanced cat who is smart enough to have developed complete, well thought-out misanthropy but who cannot write letters back or talk. Anne will write back for her, I guess.
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Hrm. Probably not. by
on 2018-07-10 02:22:00 UTC
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We already tried the grey goo. In a day they ate Bingle's arm and then unionised and mutinied on us.
That whole week was Hell. But a clean Hell.
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Alexander! Please, just a moment of your time--! by
on 2018-07-10 01:33:48 UTC
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Is it true that you've been building up an army of magically-modified plants to overthrow the Flowers in glorious rebellion? Are there really ten-foot tall Venus flytraps meant to consume all Flower sympathizers? Has your partner been helping you with your experiments? Did you plant your failures in the Cafeteria, and that's why all the chefs are disappearing, or did you throw them into FicPsych to make all the therapy minis leave you alone during your appointments with Doctor Freedenberg?
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Not as much as I would like. by
on 2018-07-10 01:05:55 UTC
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The Console's infernal howling aside, most of my furniture is presently four dimensional spaces away. Not exactly out of my reach, but I somewhat doubt the Flowers would accept me taking time off to retrieve my favorite armchair.
I cannot say I have any recommendations in this reality, but if you are willing to traverse planar boundaries, I know a lovely little shop in my home continuum. Run by a family of halflings, been in the business for twelve generations. Lovely people.
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((Quite possible)) by
on 2018-07-10 00:16:31 UTC
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Tom is an absolute lightweight.
-Thoth, noting that nobody who plays Skyrim can claim they're "not a gamer".
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((Here's what probably did it...)) by
on 2018-07-10 00:10:22 UTC
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I said Dagger was a Dragonborn. That's probably what made you think Skyrim.
...see, the thing is, Dagger is a D&D Dragonborn. Entirely different thing.
I probably should've clarified.
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2015, sorry. (nm) by
on 2018-07-09 23:50:00 UTC
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(( Aw, !@#$, did I remember that wrong? I coulda sworn... >.< )) (nm) by
on 2018-07-09 23:02:57 UTC
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...Oh good god not this again by
on 2018-07-09 22:48:26 UTC
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Not even the right continuum. Or the right sort of Dragonborn.
Skyrim is a good game, but that doesn't make me part of it.
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Don't worry. by
on 2018-07-09 22:31:00 UTC
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This one was written more for me than anything. ^^
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(( Results IRL would likely be roughly accurate to fiction. ^_^; )) by
on 2018-07-09 21:38:24 UTC
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I.e., me and my character would equally get our asses handed to us on a silver platter because We Are Not Gamers. So yeah, no need to go to the effort to prove a foregone conclusion. {; P
I guess there's always the chance that Gall manages to get Tom drunk on the sly and then has an advantage?
~Neshomeh, Not a Gamer.
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Dude, you challenged me! by
on 2018-07-09 21:32:22 UTC
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You do know you're an Argonian, right? Just cuz you weren't actually born in Black Marsh doesn't mean you don't have swamp water in your veins. Now put up or shut up. You'll learn your fancy piece of paper doesn't beat my rock-hard skull in the real world.
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For Larkus and Turff-Croft by
on 2018-07-09 20:37:09 UTC
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What do you dislike most about your partner?
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I just like the idea of a Phyrexian PPC doing missions. (nm) by
on 2018-07-09 20:33:00 UTC
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...I have a degree. by
on 2018-07-09 20:05:02 UTC
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I've never been to a swamp. Heard they smell awful. But if you really want to go, I've got some toys to test on your thick skull.
((Dagger unfazed. Film at 11.))
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Shenanigans~ by
on 2018-07-09 19:55:00 UTC
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/Really, Nautilus, are you sure this is wise?/ CLUNK.
"Wise? Hah. This is tradition!" thunk, thunk, clank.
/Not any I've heard of,/ came the dark reply.
"... Will have been tradition, then? In five years' time?"
A long, long-suffering sigh. /I suppose. Really, though, this is more complicated than it needs to be, I am certain of it./
"Piiiip-lup!"
/And switching to Pokespeak to dodge the question is dodging the question, not an answer-!/
"Shhh! We're here." Creeeak-aTHUNK.
Pause.
/So, just for future reference, this series of ducts wasn't here before./
"Rule of Drama AND Rule of Funny, my dear Bobo~"
Another sigh.
/I confess to feeling intrigue - but please, don't say 'my dear' ever again./
"Fine. And now, time to set up the clingwrap!"
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*snerk* That's hilarious coming from a literal primordial swamp-dweller. by
on 2018-07-09 19:54:56 UTC
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Me and my Gobber-original Gronckle Iron mace can take you and whatever nonsense you were grinding out for XP any time, any place.
(( Gall Fights Everyone, tonight at 9:00! ))
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*Scribbles notes.* by
on 2018-07-09 19:44:49 UTC
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We'll just put that in our Very Special Non-General-Audiences Edition...