Subject: No, it's actually all very elegant.
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Posted on: 2016-11-15 15:55:00 UTC

See, the whole 'face trials, pull through, die, go to heaven' thing was the plan from the beginning. But it had to be a choice. If God had put humanity down here and said 'btw, I've made this planet the suckiest thing around (which has an atmosphere you can breathe), enjoy! See y'all in 70 years!', that would've been vastly, horrifyingly unfair.

So instead, God makes a paradise world which ol' Eve and Mr. Eve can enjoy for as long as they want. Then, when they make the choice to take the fruit of Sucks To Be You, the original plan can kick into action.

O'course, certain meddling snakes may have started things rather sooner than expected, but make no mistake, Eve knew exactly what she was doing when she opted for 'experience life' over 'fruit cocktails forever'.

And, uh, I guess we all experienced the Garden vicariously through their DNA or something. I dunno, it's not my theology any more.

hS, accurately-if-flippantly explaining why LDS theo-cosmology is still the most consistent

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