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And Honey. I like honey.

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf (curly wi not included).

Definitely check out the original missions. I just finished the last one today, and I laughed for at least 20 minutes straight.

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf--curly wig not included. :D

I'm pretty new here, also. It has been a blast so far!

As of now, my main fandom is LOTR. There also some sprinkles of Naruto there, but I have become extremly dissatisfied with Kishi, as of late. But thank you all for your...interesting gifts. I'm going to put them iin my gift box!

One question; what is bleeprin?

FYI: I would leave my sanity in a bucket but as it hangs by a wiry thread, I will keep the only thing that stabalizes me. Seriously, ask anyone who knows me. I'm sort of like the Billy Mays of friends aka CAPS LOCKS KID.

They're convenient (if you like them), they're mass-produced, they're disposable, they're optional, and it's entirely possible to get along without them--not to mention the fact that they're nasty, nasty things. I saw a demonstration once where they dropped one in a clear cup of water for a few minutes, and the amount of filaments and fibers left floating around in the water when they took it out was scary.

Got slightly off-point there. Anyway. I know of at least one place to get washable, reusable items to replace tampons and pads, too: www.gladrags.com Been meaning to give 'em a shot myself. Although they're pricey at first glance, they would save money in the long run, and also be more sustainable.

Er, sorry if this topic bugs anybody. I felt that it bore elaboration, since we began with sustainability. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

Haha, the suefic one is really accurate, and so is the slashfic. I've read a bunch of fics that are pretty much the exact same as those, except with worse grammar and/or more purple prose. It's a bit depressing, really.

I don't know quite as much about LoTR as I probably should, but the 'The Last Alliance Primer' was totally hilarious as well. Nice find!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2867106/1/Little_Brothers

The hobbits need protecting in this story. This one has more sexual innuendo than some of the others I ran into, but with so many Lord of the Rings fans here I thought I'd share this one.

Welcome to the insanity! Have a plush panda. :D

That website is awesome! I tried out the "Do-it-yourself" Suefic and it was surprisingly accurate and funny, due to the fact that I just randomly gave the prompter words mostly from my PPC lingo. And I misspelled words. On purpose. Oh, the lulz that resulted when I read it. Everyone has to try it out themselves, seriously.

What fandoms are you into?

Hello! That's pretty much it, really...

Agent Sam and Sidhe say hello (Well, Sidhe says Aneth ara).
Welcome to the Board, have lots of fun (oh, and have a bucket for your sanity. Don't worry, we won't let the Mabari have *all* of it...).
If you'd like a mini for yourself, I've got a ton left over from that last horror on the Pit. Great Hades, what a nightmare.
Like I said have fun here--we're all a little nuts, and we don't bite...unless we're really, really hungry.
Honu_Wahine(I'm probably the craziest person you'll meet here)

Wrong. This site is perfect for anybody wanting to have an instant slash story generated for them, or a crack!fic written in the LotR 'verse.... or just anything related to everything we hate about suethors.
http://elffetish.com/foolery.html
It's also got a lego version of the Last Alliance--and it's just so....wrong; so very, very wrong. But still worth it for the laughs. You know, you could use this site to spam all the suethor's on the Pit...
Hmmmm. This has applications...
Honu_Wahine

Have a venomous arthropod!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of archery equipment from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. (Unfortunately, I'm not all that much of a role model here, as I have no plans at the moment to PPC anything. The Pit of Voles has stolen my sanity at last.)

In Irish Gaelic, the word "Craic", (pronounced "Crack") means "Generally good time". It's not uncommon for someone to say that "The Craic was Mighty" after a party or an Oiche Arnaigh ("Fun Night")...

Funny how I'm connecting things in my Cultural/Language/Music/History class with things in 'Real Life'...

*pokes*

Anyway, welcome to the Board! Shortly, someone will come up to you with a bucket labelled 'Warg Fodder and ask you to deposit your sanity inside. Do so. It is the best place for it during your stay here.

Also, take a softnose laser.

So, what are your fandoms?

Yeah. About that.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

They put the hydra in the movie. In Nashville. Where Nashville came from, I have no clue. And, somehow, it's disguised as a bunch of janitors. When you find out what they did to the Mist, let me know.

The movie itself is pretty good, just... It's up there with Ella Enchanted as far as the transition from book to movie is concern.

Hi there! I am a frequent on the Pit of Voles and I have enjoyed several PPCs to the maximum! I respect everything you do, and one day I will become one of you all. :D

If tampons were a luxury, I'd have to go on a killing spree.
If tampons were a Luxury, I'd have to go on a killing spree and then file about fifteen sexual assault lawsuits.

I'll look just like a Christmas package, all wrapped up in my new strait-jackidge, hooray, hooray, I'm going away with the men in the little white coats!

No, really. Sounds like a good novel. You'll have to tell me when it gets published.

I don't actually know; I've not been to the movie yet. I'm almost dreading it at this point. Apparently, though, large chunks have been whacked out, rearranged, and otherwise mutilated.
I'm not one hundred percent certain on the hydra front, either. There's a mention of a head in the oracle's room, I know for sure, but as for actual living hydra? I'm pretty sure there's not one in the first book, at least.

(And it may say something about my state of awareness or intellect that it took me about thirty seconds to figure out where that pun was. x_x)

Though I'd disagree with it being nice to be informed. It sucks to be informed, because then you have to actually make the decision. Ignorance is bliss. I just generally assume people on this site don't want to remain in ignorance.