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Voldemort's-pseudo-orphan-daughter Sue, raised by Kreacher and the portrait of Mrs Black who are both inexplicably coherent in her presence. Her token flaw is that she nearly died from becoming depressed by the decor in the Black family house, apparently ...

Raven Armory as in the kind of stuff you'd have to sell an arm,a leg and the most annoying sibling off just to even look at the thing!?!? *bliss* Wow.

I'd give you a Hermes tea set but not sure if you like drinking the stuff.

LEMBAS!! I've always wondered how it tastes like. A cross between flatbread and danish? Or croissant and donut? YUM.

No, there can only be one OFU per fandom. As for AUs... I think it's the same for non AU. If the characters are OOC or there are Mary Sues running around screwing things up, then it's not good. And it has to be a plausible AU. Like, not AU: Voldemort is good! or anything like that.

Vanwaithilien? Is this author kidding? I use the word 'author' in the loosest sense of the term.

Welcome to the PPC!

Any fandom welcomes the PPC, be it Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or freakin' Happy Tree Friends (my own forte ^^). And of course we welcome new members. Here, have a Kalashnikov. It was picked up in an Avatar fic that involved communism. Oh, and here's a weighted companion cube (it will never threaten to stab you!).

I just found a Suethor who made me laugh. Like crazy. Here's the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/439684/Andciritien
It looks like a copy of one of the Badfic Game player's profiles. Seriously. All of her stuff deserves to be killed, from what I can tell.

While I'm at it, I also have a couple of questions.
- Can there be more than one OFU for a fandom?
- Are we allowed to PPC AUs? If we are, then how bad does it have to be?

How about both? Give them to the Skinners, then drop the bodies into Mt. Doom... Or perhaps just feed them to my Agent(s) Mini-Stormwings...

Or something. Something inventive. And painful. I wonder if Pidgins like the taste of Sue-flesh....

I'm suggesting crispy-fried Sue, Mt. Doom-style. Or a meeting with the Skinners.

OBVIOUSLY it's Artemis because she can't be arsed to do any research. If she were, she could find a goddess in both continuum that have similar characteristics and blah blah blah mythology blah anthropology blah blah raeg blah....

*Ehem*

And of COURSE Kaylin is Leggy's twu wuv! What ELSE?

*sigh* It will die.

I can't decide if it's killeageable yet. Has her offense become gross enough to warrant it?

I think she just didn't feel the need to go and research... Gawd... eleven dwarf-rings... the pain...

Yeah... It saddens me and amuses me when people forget all about the El twins...

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a special helm from the Raven Armory that can block out high-pitched, fangirl shrieking, if needs be.

Eleven dwarf rings? It's seven! Brown Eyed Girl17 obviously can't research enough to know that, though. Why is Artemis in here, anyway? Both continuums don't have a goddess by that name. And they all use slang! Even Aragorn, Gimli, Arwen, and Legolas. Who wants to bet that Kaylin is Leggy's twu wuv? That is painful. Don't ruin Tortall and Middle-earth by slang-and-ring-filled crossovers, fans! LotR has had enough, anyway.

Disclaimer: Anthing that can be attributed to another author, belongs to another author.

Chapter six: Apocalypse.

Suddenly, Rocks fell on everyone in the Multiverse. They died.

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Lyta and Makes-Things' eyes went wide at what they saw on the TV screen.

"That just didn't happen. Tell me that that just didn't happen."

"So...abrupt."

"Maybe it'll turn out to be a big prank."

"Maybe."

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THE END

[[OOC: Out of Ideas.]]

Ok, I reached the 'Nnnnnnnnnnnng' stage after the first two lines of that crossover one, at about the point when it said:
“Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Eleven for the Dwarf-Lords in there halls of stone,"
Aaarghaaarghaaargh. *sound of head banging against wall* It's not like it's that hard to go and check... And what in the Nine Hells is Artemis doing hanging around either Middle-Earth or Tortall? Were the regular pantheons of either realm lacking in some way?

Though I did crack up when Arwen described Legolas as "the closest thing she had to a brother". Aside from, you know, her *actual* brothers :D

This is perfect, it's pretty much what I was looking for. I needed some background information and other miscellaneous matters. Couldn't find it though. Thanks!!

*carefully plops gray matter into jar with loose change*

Okay, I'm ready. Are the links to the Naruto Missions still up? I wish to read them too while I'm at it. It'll be good practice for when I start. I asked because, frankly it's indescribably bad. Naruto is synonymous with hell. Ish.

I believe there were a few missions done in the Narutoverse a while back. I'm not sure if that writer is still with us though.

You seem to be newbie, so... *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

I was wondering if there was a PPC for Naruto, because the sad state of affairs in fanfiction.net is in need of a good cleaning. In fact, I wish to offer up my services in this great cause-

Heh. Just asking if I can write a PPC for the fandom of Naruto. ^____^ What say you?

You see why I'm having a hard time with that one? I mean... I'm usually pretty okay with fics, but that one and the Kel/Joren one, and a couple of others, have made me make a sort of long, low "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng..." noise while reading... I suppose that's why we're hear. To kill the Nnnnnnnnnnnnnng-worthy stuff... to make the world clean again... *waxes philosophic*

Er, right then.

I hate it when people say that dyslexia=stupid. Also that dyslexia=get-out-of-spellcheck-free card...

Thankfully Tammy isn't allowed to read fanfics of her own work for fear of accidental plagiarism (Not that she ever... ever... ever could take the ideas that some of these chicks throw out... ) so the likelihood of her seeing these is... Low.

Also. Pain. Something I just stumbled across. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2536173/1/TheRingof_Artemis
It's Tammy/Tolkien crossover. 10th Ring. Is in Tortall. Guh. By the same girl who wrote the Kel/Joren fic I shoved at you... It pains me.

That makes me want to vomit and I don't ever feel nauseous while reading. At least, until that story.
Wyldon is married and has children, for Mythros's sake! A Scanran attack in winter? That's fricking impossible in this continuum! The books clearly stated that the only thing that happened at winter during the Scanran War was the reports from Daine's spies! Also, isn't Wyldon about thirty or forty years her senior? Erg. That's pushing the limits of my gag reflex.
Modern AUs are disturbing. I tend to not like any of them, except parodies.
The AU I found made Kel's eyes change back and forth between hazel and green (but only green when she is in wuv wid pwecious Jorwen). It also made Joren's family "oh so horrible, unchaste, and controlling" and made Joren look like a crappy knight. The Suethor said basically that he stunk at everything but swordplay, which wasn't true in the books. This is an AU, but still... You'll all love this about it, too: Because Joren is supposedly dyslexic, Kel gets to "tutor" him, and both Kel and Wyldon practically state that "all those who have dyslexia are stupid". I about snapped at that point. That is just wrong, wrong, wrong. Kel and Neal kiss, Cleon gets dissed, and Joren survives the Ordeal. But what really ticked me off in the first place were three things: There are over sixty chapters in the story, Dom gets beat by Joren in a swordfight while Kel watches, and there are, on average, about fifteen quotes from the books per chapter. All in all, it's confusing to read, (although there's not that bad of writing), stupid to read, and completely contradictory of the books. I hope Tammy never finds it. It would scare her.

*Accepts the statuette and places it carefully on a shelf* Suethor misspellings are the greatest, and provide us with much amusement... *strokes her Pidgin*

*Wordlessly pushes this fic ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4490290/1/IMustntLove_You ) at you*

I... I just... I just can't... It hurts. I HAVE to kill that one at some point. If nothing else, for having TERRIBLE chapter titles. I just have to work up the stomach to read it all the way through. And here I thought I had a strong stomach...

I think (think) we are allowed to go after AUs, provided that there's something sufficiently terrible about them, and such...

I found a Modern AU Kel story that... Well, parts of it bug me, parts of it I actually like, parts of it just hit my WTF meter. I think what I dislike most about it is the fact that the author made Kel a stripper waiting for her man to come save her... *sigh*

That Kel/Joren has got to have replacements. There is no way they would say stuff like that. I'm going after an AU that annoys me and has definite replacement Sues (color changing eyes for Kel, fake tragic past and weaknesses for Joren), but I'm not sure if we can actually PPC AUs. If we can't PPC them, I'm still going to MST the blasted thing. Kel/Neal, Kel/Joren, and Kel/Roald fics irk me like crazy. Alanna/Roger and Daine/Ozorne fics are just plain disturbing.
Wait... There's Kel/Wyldon fics? *suddenly feels Bloodwrathy*
JUST LET ME GET THE AUTHORS! I'LL TEAR THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! HOW DARE THEY! I'LL FEED ALL OF THEM TO THE KRAKEN ALIVE! I'LL MAKE THEM COOK WITH BLAZEBALM! I'LL FORCE THEM TO WATCH THE TELLYTUBBIES AND LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS 24/7! I'LL-
Okay, calm yourself, Cinnia. *takes a deep breath* Sorry about the caps lock words, but I was very, very, very, very, extremely angry. They've gone way too far with Kel and her romantic life this time. Kel/Cleon and Kel/Dom I understand. But this... *sigh*
Here's a Rosto Blush-statue! Don't you just love Suethor spelling errors?