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This is perfect, it's pretty much what I was looking for. I needed some background information and other miscellaneous matters. Couldn't find it though. Thanks!!

*carefully plops gray matter into jar with loose change*

Okay, I'm ready. Are the links to the Naruto Missions still up? I wish to read them too while I'm at it. It'll be good practice for when I start. I asked because, frankly it's indescribably bad. Naruto is synonymous with hell. Ish.

I believe there were a few missions done in the Narutoverse a while back. I'm not sure if that writer is still with us though.

You seem to be newbie, so... *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

I was wondering if there was a PPC for Naruto, because the sad state of affairs in fanfiction.net is in need of a good cleaning. In fact, I wish to offer up my services in this great cause-

Heh. Just asking if I can write a PPC for the fandom of Naruto. ^____^ What say you?

You see why I'm having a hard time with that one? I mean... I'm usually pretty okay with fics, but that one and the Kel/Joren one, and a couple of others, have made me make a sort of long, low "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng..." noise while reading... I suppose that's why we're hear. To kill the Nnnnnnnnnnnnnng-worthy stuff... to make the world clean again... *waxes philosophic*

Er, right then.

I hate it when people say that dyslexia=stupid. Also that dyslexia=get-out-of-spellcheck-free card...

Thankfully Tammy isn't allowed to read fanfics of her own work for fear of accidental plagiarism (Not that she ever... ever... ever could take the ideas that some of these chicks throw out... ) so the likelihood of her seeing these is... Low.

Also. Pain. Something I just stumbled across. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2536173/1/TheRingof_Artemis
It's Tammy/Tolkien crossover. 10th Ring. Is in Tortall. Guh. By the same girl who wrote the Kel/Joren fic I shoved at you... It pains me.

That makes me want to vomit and I don't ever feel nauseous while reading. At least, until that story.
Wyldon is married and has children, for Mythros's sake! A Scanran attack in winter? That's fricking impossible in this continuum! The books clearly stated that the only thing that happened at winter during the Scanran War was the reports from Daine's spies! Also, isn't Wyldon about thirty or forty years her senior? Erg. That's pushing the limits of my gag reflex.
Modern AUs are disturbing. I tend to not like any of them, except parodies.
The AU I found made Kel's eyes change back and forth between hazel and green (but only green when she is in wuv wid pwecious Jorwen). It also made Joren's family "oh so horrible, unchaste, and controlling" and made Joren look like a crappy knight. The Suethor said basically that he stunk at everything but swordplay, which wasn't true in the books. This is an AU, but still... You'll all love this about it, too: Because Joren is supposedly dyslexic, Kel gets to "tutor" him, and both Kel and Wyldon practically state that "all those who have dyslexia are stupid". I about snapped at that point. That is just wrong, wrong, wrong. Kel and Neal kiss, Cleon gets dissed, and Joren survives the Ordeal. But what really ticked me off in the first place were three things: There are over sixty chapters in the story, Dom gets beat by Joren in a swordfight while Kel watches, and there are, on average, about fifteen quotes from the books per chapter. All in all, it's confusing to read, (although there's not that bad of writing), stupid to read, and completely contradictory of the books. I hope Tammy never finds it. It would scare her.

*Accepts the statuette and places it carefully on a shelf* Suethor misspellings are the greatest, and provide us with much amusement... *strokes her Pidgin*

*Wordlessly pushes this fic ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4490290/1/IMustntLove_You ) at you*

I... I just... I just can't... It hurts. I HAVE to kill that one at some point. If nothing else, for having TERRIBLE chapter titles. I just have to work up the stomach to read it all the way through. And here I thought I had a strong stomach...

I think (think) we are allowed to go after AUs, provided that there's something sufficiently terrible about them, and such...

I found a Modern AU Kel story that... Well, parts of it bug me, parts of it I actually like, parts of it just hit my WTF meter. I think what I dislike most about it is the fact that the author made Kel a stripper waiting for her man to come save her... *sigh*

That Kel/Joren has got to have replacements. There is no way they would say stuff like that. I'm going after an AU that annoys me and has definite replacement Sues (color changing eyes for Kel, fake tragic past and weaknesses for Joren), but I'm not sure if we can actually PPC AUs. If we can't PPC them, I'm still going to MST the blasted thing. Kel/Neal, Kel/Joren, and Kel/Roald fics irk me like crazy. Alanna/Roger and Daine/Ozorne fics are just plain disturbing.
Wait... There's Kel/Wyldon fics? *suddenly feels Bloodwrathy*
JUST LET ME GET THE AUTHORS! I'LL TEAR THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! HOW DARE THEY! I'LL FEED ALL OF THEM TO THE KRAKEN ALIVE! I'LL MAKE THEM COOK WITH BLAZEBALM! I'LL FORCE THEM TO WATCH THE TELLYTUBBIES AND LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS 24/7! I'LL-
Okay, calm yourself, Cinnia. *takes a deep breath* Sorry about the caps lock words, but I was very, very, very, very, extremely angry. They've gone way too far with Kel and her romantic life this time. Kel/Cleon and Kel/Dom I understand. But this... *sigh*
Here's a Rosto Blush-statue! Don't you just love Suethor spelling errors?

*shamelessly plugs her own creation*

And it sounds like she's just had a personal spat with the fandom itself, which is possibly the best thing that could happyn (short of, you know, cutting off her hands and vowing to never write again).

Well, there is the fact that she didn't actually have any flames on that one. Which... surprised me...

I took a look around her profile again after I realized that she had deleted it, and it appears she deleted everything not related to Twilight or Vampire Academe. *shrug* Hopefully it won't go back up.

And sure I've got plain chocolate! *hands you a piece kept in reserve*

I'll take a Rosto Blush-statue!

And I know about the Kel/Joren ones. I'm currently prepping this one ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413177/1/ASquiresPain ) for killage. In fact, I could use another voice on what exactly to class our heroine and hero in that one as. I'm almost certain that they're replacements in need of a painful death, not just canons in need of exorcism. They're too... Uuugh.

Also, I just stumbled upon a Gary/Raoul story. I'm debating reporting it to Bad Slash or killing it myself...

The ones that get to me are the Kel/Wyldon ones...

And what's Black Thirteen anyhoo?

She might have seen the light about her writing, or the 'flames' might have got to be too much for her. Hopefully it's the former, since the latter usually results in reposts.

Hmm, cake. Got any plain chocolate cake?

-Ansela, who is in a very good mood from listening to random songs from the BuriMyu soundtracks.

Maybe someone reported its awfulness. Don't worry. There's still plenty of awful Tortall fanfics to use as examples. Take a look at some of the Kel/Joren ones, for example. There's only a few that aren't bad. On a lighter note, I found a Suefic in which the Rogue was called the Rouge. If I get a chance to PPC it, does anyone want small statuettes of Rosto made of red blush? Granted, they're kinda crumbly...

Save the Pigins! Awesome birdies they are, Rosie.
Yay, caffeinated cake! Thanks!

The fic on which I wrote my first mission. It has been deleted.

I'm almost certain that it wasn't because of anything I did (I have no idea how the author would have gotten ahold of my writing, save by the efforts of one particularly misguided friend...)

I am now almost (ALMOST) sad that I didn't save the full text for that one, if only to point people at the awful. On the other hand, I am now very glad that my Agent(s) accidentally rescued all those Pidgins, as their natural habitat has now been utterly destroyed.

Still. Cake, anyone? *Hands out chocolate cake made with espresso in it*

Thanks! Now I can use it to frame the Fat Hobbit...

Sure!
This artifact could come in handy when I face that dragon in the snowglobe.

It turned into a Billy Bumbler. So cute! :3

Why, thank you! Just what I needed.

Thank you for the pebbles--I'll be chucking them at people I don't like.
Oooooh, pretty...

As long as the ship isn't Zutarian in nature, all's well.

Aww, so cute.
I brought my trusty lightsaber cheese knife. The Force willing I will not have to use it...

Well, I love Nightcrawler in just about all forms of X-Men, but I also like the Brotherhood from X-Men: Evo, esp. Toad. I loved Harry in the Spider-Man movies (James Franco--whoo!); I followed Morbius from the comics for awhile. I like Sandman and Gwen Stacy from the Spectacular Spider-Man tv show.
LOTR and Harry Potter are a little harder. I can't really pick a fave from either, 'cause I like 'em so darn much!

Ah, shiny indeed. Perhaps it is Black Thirteen...

Excellent! I will decorate it with images of fluffy bunnies chewing on the heads of offending Saxons.