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Kreep tooka look te the wordsand groned. "Dumbledore is a "hoded man" howse eyse "twinkle". how kcan kurama telll if the hood covrs the facE???"

Mystik shrgged, "also ddnt dumbleDore whare a hat?"

The world wvas wobling on its aksis b/c the words were not bein clear. various onis and ferrygirls ran around seeminly igngoring th wobblin, but kuramas presence was wat was preventing them from noticing.

Konma expained why he called Kurama: "your going to protect harry potter and also make sure that voledmort does not win. he has made deals with eilv demons from makai so be careful." after explainin that voledort had also cheated the ferrgirls numerous times, Dumbledore disapparated witf kurama.

immedately the spell holding koenma and his staff disiipated and they looked very worred. they also immediately noticed the two ferrygirls, one of them disnctingly uncomftable as a femle, who did not belong.

"What are you doing here??!?!!" saked an unnerved guard.

Krepe was ready to kick ass, but mystik said no, "Liten! we are protecting u from the thing that kurama has become! we shall bring the wolrd bac to normal! but would you lend us an oar, please?"

"Sure!" said the guard wnce all was explained because tey could tell that the ppc agents were telling the truth becae the denizens of the aferlife can tell such hings.

soon they were flyin thru the air and mystik said, "Whee! this is fun!" but Krepe was not happy at all. (oshit i forgot to do description last chaper. let me explain real cquick: Kreep is a cartoon character he used to be in bad Fancomics Division but got transfered when fancomics got disbanded, btu he is still a cartoon. mystik is just a humna). His outlnes becaume jagged in his worry. "Please let's just poratl," he said.

"You roon al my fun!" Mystik cried but did not disaregee .They portaled strait to grim old place. and hid just in time as Kurama was scanning the sky for potential enemies.

TO BE CONTINUED. SINCE I HAD WAY MOR THAN FOR REVUES I WANT AT LEAST FIVE BEFO4RE I UPADTE, OK?!

also i m lookin for a betareder becase i miss some spelings so i hope somene can please do rtht for me.

Have a mark I K-9!

I kno there is presedent for Mary Sues to becmore egants of the PPC so i find your stry to tne very likely and not ooc for the PPC. I relly like your charcter and want to see more from her!

I do not know if you hav them in charcterer, but its truly sucha lovely story of beautiouslove. Alos i ma thrilled tha you rote a femslash fic b/c we need mor of that. ratio of hetero to slah is very high afterall.

I need to think of some accurate manner in which to describe my assessment of this work.

Mystika, if I may call you that, you have created some manner of literary abortion. And not the clean kind. Yours is a bloodied coathanger hanging from the twat of the very art form. I believe my eyes have been sullied.

I will disregard your flagrant disregard for the rules of spelling, grammar and consistency for the same reason many disregarded Hitler's parking tickets. They are innumerable and disinteresting in comparison to your other, more blatant flaws.

First is the main character of your fic. Mystik? A bland charicature of a character, who I can only assume you based on yourself. Kreep and his bear seem to exist only as foils for her disgusting tomfoolery. The villain or target, while they have yet to be properly introduced, is thus far a half-mentioned background figure who the characters react to with horror in a manner grossly disproportionate to the threat the enemy represents.
Also, Faddik is a stupid name.
So, in conclusion, please go kill yourself.

Sincerely,
Kingflamer

oh no!!!! i have heard of thet!! ths happened also to jaycacai stry that jaybird rote. it is verry bewliderngi to us, but keep riting anyway! this hacker will not win! i sid befre that you are an sinripation to all of us and i ment it. keep writing!!!

I am so confussed about thsi stry!!! Raven Rse is not really a kind of flowre is it? and also Flowers That Ben dont have mouths so how ken athey be kissng bpassionately?? id unt unerstand. also flowers tlk in Italics not in Quottion Marks. ples i hope tis story gets exclplauned.

I don't know how that came to be! I think someone's hacking my story! Woe is me!

You arre such a good riter! But i thogt Lilith Wydenbrooke was such a good chararter and not a mary sue at all!!! why is the diary ritten in blello and wilver and urple and sue colours?? and why is Miss Cam claling Lilith a menace in your fic? I am vrrry confused. but please continue riting we do not have enoguh very very good riters here. you r an inspiration to all of us here at fanficland.

with admiration,
MystikalLuvrrRr

I am not sure whtr i lik this or not. yo ahve lots of rndom punctuation an the SO wuldnt just agree t be nicr just like that. also whre he get the pay raise from? your styro doesnt make much sense to me. mabe make more explntations of what happens with SO and Jay and Acacia so we undastarnd bettrer, ok?

-MystikalLuvrRr

Hey Trojie, can you take a look at the latest DMSE&R lab to make sure I've got my facts all in order? Ditto for the grammar and spelling.

If someone else wants to take a peek, tell me as well.

Anyone who didn't want their agents used will have said so. I believe that's... two people? Three? And they're all mentioned in this thread. The entire point of this game is to be stupid and give others the chance to either act the same or treat you like the horrible fic writer they would have loved to scream at.

Everything's in good fun. I just told three people that their work was dreadful and squeed at others, acted like a homophobe and then a boring snob. If you wanted to write about Agent Sedri doing a pole dance and stripteasing for the Flowers, I'd laugh, whereas in any other circumstances I'd be embarrassed. Go ahead.

http://rc6664.webs.com/mission3.htm

You could use that Evil Flippy canon Stu my agents gave you a while ago.

I'm at dracornadagio @ gmail.com. Just send over an email.

If only we had brought the Big Thorn and his subordinate Flowers into our self-defense conspiracy earlier...

But no. Now is not the time for regrets.

The Sunflower Official continued on, using Cone of Cold and another Chain Lightning to destroy another group of assailants. Sneaking into the Order of the Stick universe and taking class levels in Wizard along with the other Flowers in his conspiracy did prove useful, after all. While he hadn't been fond of the idea despite being the one who tought of it, it had saved his life in this instance, and he knew it.

He felt braver now. He advanced towards the cafeteria, noting that focusing on where he was going helped instead of hindered.

So, it is the Time of Judgement, after all.

He found the Big Thorn and the Trees waiting for him with Rainbow Glittering axes. They rushed towards him, but he had the initiative again and used Blink, and then he launched a Disintigrate at the Elder Evil Tree's back, turning it to ashes.

The Spirit Tree and the Big Thorn stared at the SO with looks of surprise and fear on their faces.

The SO launched another Disintegrate at the Spirit Tree and a Fireball at the Big Thorn. Both of those attacks hit their marks, ending the misery of his opponents. After making a few brief condolences, he then used his RA to open a portal to the Starbucks' on the outside.

There, the other members of the self-defense conspiracy were waiting.

First was the Sub Rosa, now a high-level psion. She was the first one that suggested that they protect themselves by gaining character levels in D&D classes, perferably those able to cast spells.

Second was the Tiger Lily, now a Sorcerer/Archmage with seven Soul Splices (granted, the only powers capable of giving it to her can only do it once a century, but time travel can remedy that quite nicely). Granted, they were considerably less powerful than the ones given to the Canon Character Vaarsuvius, but the ones that weren't of specialized prestige classes were easy to learn about and use, and had several tricks that could prove useful in an apocalypse.

Third was Hornbeam, now a Druid.

Fourth was the Marquis de Sod, now a Bard.

Fifth was the good Captain Dandy, now a paladin of causes (Canon being the cause, if you can't tell).

These made up the Secret-Self-Defence-Circle,the secret conspiracy formed to prepare for the coming destruction.

Author's Note: I'm not updating this story until I get 5 good reviews.

We're prepping for our Personality Dialysis lab as we speak (refer to this if you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about) and we need some Suvian specimens! The methods we are testing are:

Dialysis
Genetically Modified Vampire Bats
Dwarf Hair/Saliva
Glitter Extraction (kinda like the Embryo Extractor in BadSlash)

So based on that, we'll need some more victims. If you want to donate your latest capture in the name of science, contact us as soon as possible. Thank you.

Bill Fallis and Lori Starrett

You should have seen what happened in the last ShipFicFest ...

In other words, if you have some weird badfic idea involving Trojie, at least (I can't speak for Pads) I'd be amused rather than homicidal about it.

Don't worry, I'm old too.

My fifteen was ... first proper exams and being a pantomime horse.

Sixteen was ... school and theatresports.

Seventeen was being the Winkie General, leaving high school, going to university, realising I never wanted to leave ...