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suppose this is how Jaycacia Thornbyrd, Funeral for an Angil and Agent Daffyd + The Gurl originated?

too many, too many, too many. All good, but too many...

I agree on the Sue issue. No worries are required. As long as you get the angst down right, anyway.

I died the last time I looked at it.

good going! I want to read about this friendly neighbourhood Spider-Sue.

I suppose practise will make perfect for me as well, but starting things is always difficult because I take time to introduce everyone over a long period of time. Even with only two people, I'm struggling to introduce them to the readers, introduce them to each other and most importantly be funny while writing it.

chasethehedgehog?

sometimes that part's in, sometimes it isn't.

or Battlestar Galactica 2004 (haven't seen the original). Those are the only sci-fi's I've never liked.

Have an immortal Cute Fuzzy Thing. It could be any given cute fuzzy animal at any time, just so you know. Food just makes it happier, but it isn't strictly necessary. But happy cute thing=good.

*noms loads of ice cream and runs*

U shuldn;t b so mEEEEEn she is doin her bes t but evry1 mks som mistaks if u dnt hav NEthing nice 2 sy then dont say it!!111!!!! PS MyskaLuvvrrr i think yr story is Awesum!!! :DDDD

The PPC has been blatently disrespected in recent years and I consider it my DUTY to correct this horrid error.

Genre: General
Summary: Teh SO lerns th erorr of his wayz!!!1! LOLL!!!


((Sorry, it appears that I'm not having a good night :P))

WOOWW this Is SOOO COOOOLLLL!!1!! it was So EEEEVVILLLLL when mT diied tnk u 4 briging him bck!!! 1!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This one is Russian and very huge. Watch the parking spots.

And watch for three Agents swooping on the food. There won't be anything left after them. KRISPROLLS STOP IT!!! SOUTH AND WHATEVER, SAME FOR YOU TOO!!!

she sounds lik a totallly intrestin charachter u shuld writ lots mre about her

Rated K+, category: PPC

Teh flowrs are in high shcool!!! that iz soo awsume!! update soon plz i rlly want t o know wht happens next!!!!

oK chappiez, here is mi 1st storie! I hop u alll l ike it lOl!!

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One day in Hq t was a normul day an jay an aCacaica had jjust come bak from a missson wher they kiulled a totally eEEEvil Sue nd fed her to teh blrogg (aN is that how u splkl it? cn;t rememenebr wht its clled lol) an now they wr stting in theyre rC w hen t consle went bipp! And jy sad 'thas wierd. it nevr just goes bip it alwrys, goes BEEEEEPPPPPPP!!1!1!' (AN it does 2, lolol!!) So theyl uuked at the csreen & tehre was a msg from the S O! sayin 'come to myy offic now!!!'
So when the got to hiz offce he) was sittting behind the dskj frwoning (AN can fLowers frown lol? well just say they cn) at thm an he said 'u 2 are in lots of truble! U wll have to do xtra missons as punishmint!!' An acacai said 'oh noes! why do u lways have 2 be so meeen to us?' an Jai said 'yes, u shoud b nicer to us,' And thn the S.o said, 'U R right I should' an then he smild at thm & sad 'oK, I willl giv u a pay rize insted!!' An Jy an Accaca wre supre happpy!!!!1!!111!! (an; cos they g ot a pay rize loL!)

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so whut do u thinkk!!! Shuld i write moarr!?!?! R&R PLEASE IF U DO U WILL GET A COOKIE IF YOU FLAME MY I WILL LAUGH A T U!!!!11!1!11!!!!

((This looks like fun :D ))

UN: vampyregrrl
Bio: Hia a ll u kool catzz LOL Im a BIGGG fan of teh PpC!! Exspeclley of maksThings nd the sO tho he iz so mEeeeen sumtimes loLolol!1! Nd I tought I;d tri wrting some sturies of my ownn so telll meh what u think cuz my bFf sayz their reall gud!1!!!!!11

Rating: G
Genre: General, Romance
Category: Official Fanfiction Universities
Summary: Prequel to Masquerade of OFUM. Lilith Wydenbrooke is selected to attend OFUM! A Frodo Fangirl, what happens to her when Legolas falls for her? R/R please!

Author’s Notes: This is the prequel to “Masquerade of OFUM”! Hope you enjoy reading it and Read and Review! Please!
The Diary of Lilith Wydenbrooke
September 1st
OFUM
Dearest Elwing,
My name is Lilith Wydenbrooke, and I will be your best friend throughout our years together here at OFUM, the Official Fanfiction University, Middle-earth. Somebody left you on my bed, and I find it very nice (and handy) to have a new friend and confidant.
First off, I would like to tell you of all the exciting things that have happened so far in my life. On Earth I am an ordinary preteen girl who is trying to survive the sudden onslaught if hormones. In fact, I find Frodo absolutely adorable! So right then and there, after I had read the trilogy three times through (each book, mind you), the Hobbit two times through, and the Silmarillion’s “Of Beren and Luthien” section six times (I read the rest at least four times through), I decided to watch the movies, and Frodo was even cuter! So then, I wrote a batch of crossovers and a few drabbles, and then, I wrote a Tenth Walker Mary-Sue. Well, I wrote it purely out of curiosity, and, so, curiosity sent the cat to Middle-earth.
I have a carbon of my acceptance letter and registration form. Here it is:

Official Fanfiction University, Middle-earth
Headmaster: [That’s for me and the staff to know, and you to find out. Signed, Miss Cam]
Assistant Headmaster: Gandalf Stormcrow
Course co-ordinator: Miss Camilla Sandman
Head of staff: Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King Elessar, Strider, Wingfoot, the Elfstone, etc.
Dear Miss Lilith Wydenbrooke,
We are not completely pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at OFUM, the Official Fanfiction University, Middle-earth. We have become aware of your most recent fanfiction piece entitled “A Mary Sue in Middle Earth”.
Below is a list of subjects you will be covering this year and your registration form. Please fill out the form.
We hope to see you at OFUM tomorrow via Rohan Express carriage!
Signed, Miss Cam

Official Fanfiction University, Middle-earth
Registration Form
NAME: _________________
RACE:
Elf/Hobbit/Dwarf/Man (Homo Sapiens)/*Other (please specify) ________
*Note: if your race is one that can enchant males, the influence will not affect them here at OFUM.
GENDER:
Male Female
LUST OBJECT:
Legolas/Frodo/Aragorn/Boromir/Pippin/Merry/Sam/Other (please specify) _________
FEAR OF SPIDERS:
Yes/No
FEAR OF HEIGHTS:
Yes/No
PERFERRED DARK LORD:
Sauron/Morgoth
CHOOSE A NUMBER:
Ten/Nine/Eleven

So that’s pretty much what the form looked like, really. So I filled it out, and went to sleep, as it was nighttime, you see. When I woke up, I was being tossed around in a carriage. That continued for some time before we pulled up to an imposing castle. There was a wide lake, and a forest of Ents, I believe. Looked quite like Hogwarts, if I do say so myself.
Now, Elwing, did you know that my Student Advisor is LEGOLAS THRANDUILLION, of all the Elves in Arda. I had wished for Elrond or Frodo. I’d choose Elrond since he would actually give advice, seeing as how Imladris is, according to canon, supposed to be a place where one gets advice and knowledge. And I wanted Frodo because of my hormones. What?
You know what else, Elwing? Legolas actually seemed enthusiastic about this whole ordeal, as he insisted on escorting me right into the auditorium. Why then, I ask you, did Eru give me legs? If he insists on propelling me around, I will never need to walk again. How nice.
But he is quite a polite elf, in some ways. He kissed my hand and now half the girls in the University are trying to fish the details out of me, including my own roommate, Nimloth. She is a Legolas Luster and an elf as well. As long as it isn’t Rosalie Berthilide Evangeline Eglantine Pottermalfoy Sparrowturner Hawkesbury I shall be fine, actually. Really, does the wretch need so many names? She is also a Chibi Elf Mary Sue. Trying to catch Legolas’s attention, obviously. As if. Didn’t she read the form?
September 2nd
OFUM
Dearest Elwing,
I think I have a “secret” admirer. I went to the library this morning and when I returned to the dorm to change for the party tonight I found a dress on my bed. There was a note attached to the green brooch on the matching cloak. Not idly do the leaves of Lothlorien fall, and yet the cloak was of Lothlorien make, yet made for dances. I think this person who is giving me these gifts must be one of the Fellowship members after Moria.
Here is the note:
Dearest Lilith,
I love your hair, like midnight in silky rivers.
I love your eyes, like the grey twilight.
If I made it clear that I love you, would you set your hands in mine?
We have met before, and we shall meet again, melamin.
~ An Elvish Admirer

I think the “Elvish Admirer” just made it clear who he is. Better not tell anyone who lusts after him, which is, what? Half of OFUM?
Later:
Dance was absolutely wonderful. Danced with Legolas a lot, before he noticed that a red-haired girl began hitting on Gimli. The girl fainted in his arms and Legolas carried her off to bed. Very nice of him, actually.

~~
Miss Cam blinked as she looked at the diary. It was urple, with pages in wilver covered in blello ink. “What in Eru’s good name IS this?” she demanded of thin air.
The thin air was not sentient, so it did not reply.
The incensed Course Co-ordinator stood up, urple diary loosely clutched in her hand as if it might explode. “I need to alert the staff and the mini-Balrogs. This menance must be stopped. Immediately.”
With that, she strode from the empty classroom.

Gee, you're so conservative! Have some fun, isn't the PPC supposed to be FUN?!

Mid teens? That could be any one of a number of things though. Mid teens is fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Whichever you pick, you'll make me feel so old Trojie should be coming at me with the little hammer and the special fossil grin. Go on, how bad is it?

Fifteen is scary. I remember fifteen. Fifteen is sitting out on the bathroom roof watching Tom jump for the fun of it, and the triples were for singles, and everything tasted of vodka.

Sixteen? You could be sixteen! Sixteen is a good age. Sixteen was... head lice and no shoes in a shop window until the section and it's a good thing we didn't notice at the time and -

Seventeen! Let's hope you're seventeen. Seventeen's a good one. No, wait. Zog died -

Okay, I think I'll be over here, waiting until people stop having birthdays and I stop feeling so damned old.

Someone else lieks the so too! Yay im not alone!

i hope the so wins and he and the clover fall in luv!

Well technically its the 3rd chappie but the 1st was a prolouge so this is chappie number 2!

AN: im_tehmarster, your just jealous because i can write better than you so you act mean. Thanx everyone who left NICE reviews!!1!

Chapter 2

the so was sitting in his office starin out the window (AN: do they have windows? cant rembemr) when the door flrw open and agent rebecca walked it.

"sir i think theres someone here who knows you" she said.
she steeped aside and there in the doorway was the last person the so ever thought hed see again. "Raven Rose" he whispered.

the Raven Rose walked into the office as if shed always been there. "hi sunny" she said. "did u miss me?"

she came up to his desk and leaned over giving hima passionate kiss. "i knew u werent dead" the so said when they were done kissing. "i knew it."

"who is she" rebecca asked. the so turned to her. hed been so excited hed forgotten she was there. "this is my true love" he said. "we though she was gone but now shes back."

"but i came back for a reson" said the Raven Rose. "we have to stop them, sunny. they're coming."

AN: its getting exciting, huh? plz r+r! And NO FLAMES!