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(AN: OMG its been 4ever! But don't worry, becauds I m back! And I'm going 2 conitue my story! Bur firtst, reviews!

JayBird: Thanks! Whuts a betta? I dont know either, lol.

kawaiiichisgurl4eva: I dnno, lol, ul just have to wait an c!

Lady Cyskia: I kno rite! its unfair. but Arora has sonthing up her slecve! THANKS!)

Aurora walked don the halls of HW with her new flashpatch! which she got from the Marqwuis. She was happy and prud bcus she was going to help him. But 1st she had 2 find herRC. It was 89 (AN I dnno if any1else has that 1, so sorry if they do!) and it was n the Deparment of...

Mary Sues!

She didt like the SO 4 being mean 2 the Marqwuis, but she wanted 2 kill sues, bcuz sues SUCK. She patted the cactus flashpatc on her shoulder and whistled 2 herself 2 find her way. But she didn't get there. She was in th rong hallway! And then she herd a vice in her head, and it said...

(OMG, another cliffie lol! But srsly, idk how 2 do the slanty words, culd some1 plz tell me? Thanks!

XOXOX)

Disclaimer: I have not played the World of Darkness games, just read the wiki about them. I also do not own the PPC, although I wish I did. I do own Lyta and Tara-Something.

PPC: Time of Judgement

Prolouge:Omens

Author's Note: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be awesome. Lots and lots of Badassery, Crowning Moments of Awesome, and more revalations than your little brains can guess at. Several of them, hinted at throughout all the exsisting mission reports, will also include details of the immense conpiracies that exsist behind every corner. There will also be lots of blood and gore, as well as erotic scenes that will shock and pleasure you.

Hacked Author's Note: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be a Wall Banger. Lots and lots of Ass Pulls, Dethroning Moments of Suck, and more egregious Ass Pulls than your brains can guess at. Several of them, not hinted at any of the exsisting mission reports, will also include details of the immense conspiracies that exsist only in the minds of Agents who drink too much bleepka. There will be lots of blood and gore, and scences filled with robotically nonarousing sex that will bore you to sleep.

Agent Lyta Holling walked the corridors of HQ, humming to herself. She had just become an Agent, and was eager to meet her new partner, Agent Tara-Something. She knew that like all other Agents, she was slightly insane. But hopefully, that won't pose an obstacle to her overtures of friendship. She slowed her pace in order not to bump into anyone, and in a quiet spot, she offered a libation to the Ironic Overpower in order to make sure that everything went smoothly.

She then continued on her way, and reached Agent Tara's RC. Then, it hit her: She had been keping track of where she was going, something that in the PPC, was supposed to get her lost, not the opposite. Did her libation cause all that, or was it something more ominous?

Her question was answered when she found Agent Tara dead on the floor, surrounded by a pool of blood.

A thing stood over her body, bits of gore dripping from its jaws. Doing the ovious thing, Agent Lyta ran. She got out a potion that was made of Tv.Tropes pages mixed with Bleepka, and drank it. She was told that it brought her extra luck and increased her speed to high levels. Actually, it was only a placebo, although she had no way to tell at that point.

She ran and ran, knowing that her pursuer was close. She used her RA to portal to world after world, closing them as she went. That was how she finally arrived in nWOD's Arcadia. Knowing what would happen to her if she stayed, she fiddled with her RA, pouring another libation to the Ironic Overpower as she did so. Thankfully, that was enough to create another portal, which she hopped into without hesitation.

She found herself in a grey chamber. Thinking that she was back in HQ, she then sat down on the surprisingly soft floor. There was a TV and Popcorn, and a remote with only one button. Despite suspicions about all three objects (especially the remote) she began making herself comfortable. Then, another portal opened up, and a figure clothed in an inspector's longcoat emerged from it.

"What are you doing Here?"

"I'm sorry! I tought it was HQ and-"

Then Lyta remembered that the only ones who had that kind of portal technology other than the PPC were its enemies.

She got up and going into what approximated a fighting stance, she faced the stranger.

"Do not worry. I am not the one that killed your partner, but rather his enemy."

"How do you know about that?"

"Let's just say that I know many things, and have ways to know more. I was part of your organization once, and I never formally left."

This guy was a part of the PPC? Agent Lyta's stance softened.

"What do you mean, formally?"

"I am still regarded as part of it by the Flowers, at least those of them that still remember me. I was sent here on a mission, and while I have disregarded it, I still plan to complete it someday, although I don't think I can get the chance now."

"What do you mean?"

"Press the remote, and observe why."

Observe? What a fine choice of words...

She decided to take a chance, and pressed it.

I DIDENT BELEEVE IT I M SOOOOO JELUSS OF JAYCACIA N JAY! BUT SHES GONNA DIE ISNT SHE?!?!?!?! OMG WRITE MORE NAOW!!!

A.N. CHAP 4!! is lyke chap stick, but not lolololol.

SO! Krista went UPSTAIRS to da SO n say "the Markee he kindnaped me n hled me hoostage an tryed to make out wit me wich was like ewwwwww!"

"i dun blame him" said the SO "WHAT?!" say Krista n brenden an SO set the Markee free.

"WE HAVE U NOW!" screemed both the flowers an came towerds th agnets n dandyloins came form the walls an the agents were surrounded!!

GASP! ANOTER CLIFFY! R&R AND NO FLAMRS PLX! I USE FLAMEZ 2 MAKE GRILLED CHEEZ!

WOW this is so amasing!!!!1!!!

Folwer school

"OMG math is soooo boaring" said the clover "Yeah " said the queens anns lase (A/n in this story they are bf ok?)"and teh teacher isn;t evet cute!!" "yeah its like totally lamwe" sid the clover (A/n in thios story she kind of talks like a vally girl). Suddenly the SO showed up "hey girls ru coming 2 the football game 2nite?" "of course" said the clover "i'm going 2 b there with the cheer team" "Cool said the so "you titally lok hwat in ur cheerleading outfit!" the clover blushed (A/n i know they r flowers but in my story thet can blush ok?") hey said the so do u want to make out with me if i win?" teh clover blushed some moe "ok " she sad.

A/n end of chappie 1!!1!!! OMG what is going 2 happn? plz r&r but no flamz! flamrz hav no life! i rote this at 4 in the morning.
i won't writ more unless i get at least 3 reviews!!1

This is a very interesting take on the PPC! And I don't care that Lyseaen seems to be like a MS, she's an interesting character and I hope you'll write more!

Oh. My. Flowers.

That is so good! You NEED to update. Now, please!

Chapter Two: Falling In Love
“Do you not know that I dream of you every night?” Eledhwen whispered.
Lori blinked and looked up at Eledhwen. “You do?” she murmured.
“Ay, tis true. You are the lady of my dreams, the fairest mortal I have ever seen…”
“Eledhwen!” came a screeching voice. It was Christianne Shieh, Eledhwen’s evil partner! “I thought you loved me!”
Eledhwen turned to face her partner. “I loved Lori more,” she replied simply.
“How dare you! You’ve broken my heart!” Christianne howled. “I’ll get back at you for this, I promise youuuuu!” And with that the spiteful Christianne stalked away.
Lori looked at Eledhwen with sparkling eyes. “You really do love me!” she cried joyously. “Oh, why have I lurked in sadness for so long? I love you too, Eledhwen!”
Eledhwen smiled and leaned in and kissed Lori on the lips.
To Be Continued…
Author’s Note: Please read and review! I hope I have them in character!

Disclaimer: I have not played the World of Darkness games, just read the wiki about them. I also do not own the PPC, although I wish I did. I do own Lyta and Tara-Something.

PPC: Time of Judgement

Prolouge:Omens

Agent Lyta Holling walked the corridors of HQ, humming to herself. She had just become an Agent, and was eager to meet her new partner, Agent Tara-Something. She knew that like all other Agents, she was slightly insane. But hopefully, that won't pose an obstacle to her overtures of friendship. She slowed her pace in order not to bump into anyone, and in a quiet spot, she offered a libation to the Ironic Overpower in order to make sure that everything went smoothly.

She then continued on her way, and reached Agent Tara's RC. Then, it hit her: She had been keping track of where she was going, something that in the PPC, was supposed to get her lost, not the opposite. Did her libation cause all that, or was it something more ominous?

Her question was answered when she found Agent Tara dead on the floor, surrounded by a pool of blood.

I procrastinate too, but if you're up to it, I'd be willing to give it a shot.

I'd been working on another OFU, but my cowriter seems to have dropped off the face of the internet.

Let me put it this way, MystikaLuvrrRr (and what kind of name is that?), you should never have picked up the keyboard. Learn to use spell-check, see what passes for GOOD fiction, and then maybe you can publish your work. Until then I'll thank you not to inflict your imbecilic writing on us.

But I warn you, I haven't even worked on the PPC my partner and I started a few months ago in a while.....

--Mystia, procrastinating

I'm not going to write C**t of the S**t C****r stuff anymore, but rest assured, I have other ideas!

*eats ice cream* Not silly at all. Congratulations!

(Wrong name as a reviewer, sorry. Please make sure the reviewer's name is PrincessxKatricia.)
I actualy said all that, srry.

That is such a great story! Don't worry aboyt Lilith. ;) Shes not a Mary Sue if you say so. Lol, but this is so wonderful. You are a amazing wrighter!

Rating: T
Genre: Fantasy/Romance
Summary: This is the story of Agent Lyseaen Kai'loie. Yes, shes a Mary Sue. If you don't like it, dont rede it. No flames!

I am Agent Lyseaen Kai'loie of the PPC. I have a slim figure, eyes that change color (between purple and blue), and midnigt blue hair that is violet streaks. Yeh, I'm a Mary Su.
So what!?
The PPc only kills evil Sues now. All the good ones, like me, are recruited. In fact, because there aren't enough evil ones for everyone the Sunflower Oficial opened up a new Mary Sue factory to keep the agents in shape. (A/N: See, doesn't that make cense?)
Because I already have prefect fighting skills and can reade minds and have powerful magic, I only have to go out on missions. Also, I'm half-goddess so I'm immortal.
That's me.
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The console in my flower-themed R.C. went off.
[Eeeevvvviiilll Sssuuuueee Aaallleeeerrrtttt!!!}, it sang.
"Lets go", I told my silver pet dragon Silverleah.
I stepped through the pink and gold portal.

At least not according to the official list.

...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm only in my mid-teens now. My siblings make me feel old, though.

Genre: Romance, Rating: R, Summary: Lori Starrett vowed to never love another. But what happens when she meets Eledhwen Elerossiel? R&R please. No flames.

Discovering Love
Chapter One: The Meeting
Lori Starrett sang a happy tune as she melodically drifted down the corridors of HQ in a long forest green dress. Her sparkling auburn hair drifted in the wind and her voice was like the trilling of a thousand nightingales. Her skin was as pale as porcelain and her eyes as green as the leafy halls of Mirkwood, home of her former lover, Legolas Thranduillion.
She sighed as she remembered her former love, who had left her to go to the Grey Havens. In her sadness, a single, pearly tear slipped down her porcelain cheek . “Oh Legolas,” she sighed wistfully. “I will never love another ever again.”
(Author’s Note: Just pretend she never met Bill Fallis.)
Lori had been recruited by the PPC for her skills as a healer but instead of working at Medical she preferred to spend her days in the everwhite labs of the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research. There she was an excellent scientist, discovering many things about Mary Sues and adding to the PPC’s knowledge about them. She would have been the new Lab Director or even Department Head, but she modestly turned down the offer.
But now as she walked the halls, she suddenly collided with someone.
“Ouch!” an equally melodius tone exclaimed.
“Who are you?” Lori queried.
“Eledhwen Elerossiel,” the elleth replied. She had dark hair as mysterious as midnight and grey eyes like those of Legolas. “Who are you?”
“Lori Starrett.”
Eledhwen smiled. “The best scientist in HQ?”
“I don’t know.”
“You are. That’s what everyone says. And I think I’ve had quite a crush on you ever since you were recruited.”
The tears welled up. “But I cannot love another! My heart has been given to Legolas of Mirkwood, and he hath forsaken me. I shall spend the rest of my life grieving for my lost love.”
Eledhwen looked at her sadly. “My lady, my heart doth grieve for you.” She reached out and took Lori’s hand. “But I have loved you, too. Try. Try to love someone else.”
Lori bowed her head, saying nothing but feeling much.
Author’s Note: Please read and review! I hope I have Lori and Eledhwen in character!

(I'd like to join the game and mock Suethors who purposefully write Sues/Stus because they consider them "creative characters" and love them. So, here goes:)
Username: PrincessxKatricia
Bio: Hi!!! I love to write lotsof stories abuot the PPC!! The PpC is so awsome!!! And yeah, I like wrighting about Marry Sues but their my own characters so there!! I can write anything I want!!! Please review my stories!!!! No flames!!1

May it be filled with merriment and frolicking and the like.

So how old does that make you? Past the safety line of "I can now never be a teenage mother"? Old enough to get up to all manner of things?

This is a great story; keep it up! :D