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OMG youre such a mean flamer and youre just like all the other homophobic people out there who dont like my story!!!"!11!

Sleep with one eye open, girl. If a random meteor does not put you out of my misery, I will.


[[I leave it up to all of you to just imagine whether it's the man himself, or a normal anon using the tried-and-true 'make the character yell at you' trick.]]

Hehehe I left you all on a cliffie last time!

Thanks for the nice reviews XxLuminescent-TearsxX and MystikalLuvrrRr because at least its nice to know that some people lke my work unlike some people like that honest critic person who doesn’t know what theyre talking about.

A/n; I decided that even though Kelvins from lOTr hed know about Star Wars because of working in the PpC so that’s why he knows about Sith and Jedi just in case anybody wonders why.

Rilwen lunged at Kelvin to kill him because she thought it was all his fault that Cavan was being gay and she didn;t care that he was Kelvins true Love. But Cavan was a Sith like Rilwen and he jumped in front of Kelvin to save him and drew his own lightsaber and he began fighting with Rilwen to make her stop trying to kill them and eventually he beat her and her lightsaber stopped working and Cavan was gong to kill her but he didn;t because Kelvin was there and Kelvins goodness made Cavan feel ashamed of being evil because that’s what Sith are so he put his lightsaber down and told Rilwen “Go away”. “I will let you live but you must never try to harm Kelvin again”. “He is a good person and I love him and you must accept that because you are homosexual yourself”.

And Rilwen didnt answer but she knew he was right and she ran away crying to find her lover and left them alone. Kelvin sighed in relief and turned to Cavan and gave him a pasionate embrace and whispered “Thank you for saving me”.

Cavan looked up at him sadly and replied “Your goodness is what made me do it because Im not a good person myself”. “Im a Sith and we are evil but youre so good that I cant be with you because youre too good to love somebody evil”.

Kelvin was heartbroken bcause he knew Cavan was his one True Love and he didnt want to lose him but he knew Cavan was right so he thought for a while and then he said “I dont want to lose you Cavan but if youre evil then we cant be together but thre is a way for us to be together”. “You can turn to the Light Side of the Force and be a Jedi like Luke Skywalker because he was able to love even though he was a Jedi”.

And Cavan smiled and said “Yes Ill do that for you and then we can always be together” and he stopped being Sith and came to the Light Side and was a Jedi and then Kelvin was happy because he could finally be together with his True love and they made love together and they were both happy.

And all the girls who wanted to be with kelvin were sad at first because they knew he could never get with them now but they were happy because he was happy and Kelvin and Cavan were so hot together. And in the end they went up to the Flowers and got transferred so that Kelvin and Cavan were partners and could be together and because they were good they made sure that Rilwen and Lyra were together as well so that they could love each other even though theyd been so mean to them.

The End‼!11!1‼!

Please R/r!

The whole idea here is parody. You don't have to know anything about the characters other than the names, and just write them into any kind of badfic you like. Nobody will mind at all. We all know it's just parody. Nobody'll get insulted.

I like Lilith and I dont think shes a MarySue at all so you can ignore those other people who say she is because shes not trying to get Legolas because hes the one trying to get hher.

It looks like that hacker who spoils all JayBirds stories is getting into your stuff too now though so maybe you shoud watch out for that because whoever it is theyre spoiling the stories for everyone else.

Hey that rhymed LOL.

The PPc is about having fun and if you cant do that you shouldnt be here and were not disrespecting anything becuase were just having fun!

I feel so sorry for Lori because she lost her love and I hope Eledhwen can help her more and I really dont like Christianne because shes so mean to Eledhwen and yelled at hr for being in love and people cant help who they fall in love with.

Write more soon please!

I used to think slash was not very nce but my friends got me into it and now I know its just as good as het except with different people involved and youre just a FLAMER and you can just shut up because nobody asked for your opinion!

I used to like you stories but now I just think they suck because youre homophobic and thats just wrong and unfair!

Tihs is my first story writing slash so you should just leave me alone because I had plenty of trouble last time I rwote a story and I had lots more trouble with my spelling back then so you should just appreciate that Ive improved that way and let me tell my story the way I want it.

there's badfic and then there's badfic when you have no idea what's going on or who these people are.

because I'm guilty of wanting to write fanfic based on trailers, but I wouldn't dare to do it about the PPC in case Pads and Trojie killed me. Not that I'd write about them, I swear! *cowers* Don't hurt me.

Given that I know people sometimes write (bad) fanfic based on the trailers for films which haven't come out yet... :P

(And yes, this is the cause of Jaycacia and etc. Muahaha)

hS

I'd get involved, but I should probably refamiliarise myself about the PPC first and that'd take twelve years.

I think.

I have two badfics for you guys to PPC/MST. Please, for the love of god, someone kill them. Just… *coughs nervously* don’t look at the author’s name?

*sighs* Yeah, I decided that, what the hell, I’d throw up my two earliest fanfics. I hope. You see, I first thought that Years of Hell was my first. Turns out that old adage of never forgetting your first was wrong. Unless repressed memories get excluded? Because that’s the only way I could have forgotten the horror of my actual first fanfic. Let’s hope for everyone’s sake that I don’t uncover any more things. Well, barring that one Eragon ripoff I did. Urgh. Out of all the things I could have plagiarised for schoolwork, why did I have to choose Eragon?

Anyway, for the fics I’ve throwing out to the wolves, I have one for both sides of the fandom war, both equally horrible…

Years of Hell: The Darkness Spreading: A Star Wars story, set after the Vong War. This is without my having read more than snippets at the time of writing the fic and still only having read the final New Jedi Order book right now (though wishing I had the others) and I can’t remember much of it. Mary Sue is Anakin’s apprentice (this was written before The Force Unleashed was announced, too), super-Sith appear, turn out to be not so super against Mary Sue, two sequels planned involving time travel and Mirror Universes fortunately abandoned along with this. Here’s the address: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5205702/1/

8472: A Star Trek epic compressed into two pages. Every bit as bad as that sounds. Written for English homework. Got a B for it. Teacher was probably drunk. There is nothing else I can really say other than I screw with the Federation, the Borg, Species 8472 and, for reasons that shall forever remain unknown, the Talaxians. Address here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5205700/1/

If anyone does take on these fics, my only request is on my profile page. Basically, give me links to wherever you post. Thanks. Also, *begs for forgiveness*

(person I'm only vaguely familiar with but I presume is important).

suppose this is how Jaycacia Thornbyrd, Funeral for an Angil and Agent Daffyd + The Gurl originated?

too many, too many, too many. All good, but too many...

I agree on the Sue issue. No worries are required. As long as you get the angst down right, anyway.

I died the last time I looked at it.

good going! I want to read about this friendly neighbourhood Spider-Sue.

I suppose practise will make perfect for me as well, but starting things is always difficult because I take time to introduce everyone over a long period of time. Even with only two people, I'm struggling to introduce them to the readers, introduce them to each other and most importantly be funny while writing it.

chasethehedgehog?

sometimes that part's in, sometimes it isn't.

or Battlestar Galactica 2004 (haven't seen the original). Those are the only sci-fi's I've never liked.

Have an immortal Cute Fuzzy Thing. It could be any given cute fuzzy animal at any time, just so you know. Food just makes it happier, but it isn't strictly necessary. But happy cute thing=good.

*noms loads of ice cream and runs*