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... "This needs to be dead right now" spirit. Save it for your own agents, so they can do the dirty work.

Not all the badfic ever written is going to make it to the unclaimed list. I don't think that most mission even go into fic that has been on the unclaimed list. Like July said, most people find their own badfic

aw dat's so cte its luvly 2 see lilith get what she dserves! of course shs not a marysue! urso good @ writin!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEREEEEEEEE!

But be careful, he's a sailing ship.

Name: Lilith Wydenbrooke
Bio: May Gobernon. I'm Lilith Wydenbrooke and I write fic for OFUM (and some other OFUs) and the DMSE&R at the PPC. I think I write really good stories! My BFF Lauriea says they're totally terrific and that I make everyone in character, and that my Original Characters are totally believable! I love writing fanfic, so please read and review!

((note to hS: I'm going to mock the Suethor-In-Denial. Namely, the one that uses decent grammar but is still a badfic writer. And the fanfic before this is rated K, the genre is Romance, the category OFUs, and the summary is "Lilith Wydenbrooke is the Cinderella of OFUM. This is her story, R&R please. No flames." Sorry about neglecting to include the info; I was too excited about the Game being up.))

YOUR STORY IS SO GOOD! I LOVE ITTTTTTT! :DDDDDDDDD

Masquerade of OFUM
Lilith Wydenbrooke would not exactly be the pride of the students at OFUM, but she was for the teachers. She did her assignments accordingly, never tried to sneak into the staff section, yet could be just as evil as Elrond if provoked.
She was an elf, not for attracting Legolas, but because the thought of being wise and immortal appealed to her.
She had long hair as dark as midnight and eyes that were silver and mithril at the same time.
It was a pity that she rarely showed her face, for 99.999999999999% of her spare time she would be reading. Therefore, many of the students dubbed her ‘mini-Hermione’.
The Yuletide ball was approaching swiftly, and soon tongues began to wag about the ball, and most importantly, what they were going to wear. Lilith blissfully avoided the chatter and arguments over materials and accessories, and who was taking whom. Sadly for her, if the other girls weren’t busy devising plans to ask their lust objects out, or arguing and chatting, they were mercilessly teasing her.
“Poor Lilith,” sneered Rosalie Berthilide Evangeline Eglantine Pottermalfoy Sparrowturner Hawkesbury, who was the most Mary-Sueish girl in OFUM, “it’s such a shame that you read. You look as if you didn’t know there was a Yuletide ball.”
“Mini-Hermione’s only fit to go with a book!” crowed Rosalie’s friend Legatine Greenwood, wrinkling her dainty nose.
Lilith paid them no heed, though deep down she was miserable.
The staff seemed to decide that a three day trip to Minas Tirith would give the students enough time to get a dress and accessories, or to get one done by a seamstress. All the students thought it was a break from studies. They strolled around the city like one would do at a mall.
Legolas, the much fangirled and stampeded Prince of Mirkwood, chanced to also be shopping at the same time. Excited girls followed him everywhere, hoping for a date. Their eyes seemed to gleam with anticipation when they noticed him buying a diamond ring at a shop and they wondered who it was for. They also saw him buy a beautiful green dress with matching green dancing slippers and excitement grew to its height. Then he headed into a pub and sat down, weary. The barmaid bustled over, and countless giggling girls found themselves squeezing into nearby booths.
Lilith came in, with a book as usual, but she wasn’t reading it. She dropped into the seat facing Legolas and then started.
“Were you expecting someone?” she asked him, eyeing the bags of purchases.
“No, not at all,” replied Legolas, waving a dismissive hand.
Lilith nodded. She carried the signs that she had been crying.
“Why do you weep?” asked Legolas after a while.
“Those other girls at the University. They tease me so,” Lilith didn’t know how it happened, but soon she found herself pouring out her heart to him. “They call me ‘mini-Hermione’, and I do know about the upcoming ball! Why do they think I do not? What is it of their concern why I read? Why can’t I be left alone? And then one of those empty-headed girls that lust you had to go and tell me that I ought to be dating a book.” She sniffled sadly.
Legolas was taken back. Lilith was always so calm, so collected, compared to this sad little creature, at least. Out of sympathy, he shyly patted her hand.
That night, Lilith went to bed with hope in her heart.
It was the night of the Yuletide Ball, and Nimloth, Lilith’s roommate, had gone to the room across from them to borrow a hairpiece. Lilith flopped down on her bed and stared up at the ceiling. She had decided the day before that she was not going to the Ball simply because she didn’t want to spend the evening in the company of giggling fangirls in pink. Also, she didn’t have a dress.
Nimloth came back in with the hairpiece and got herself dressed to the nines. Snickering something about “mini-Hermione would rather stay in and snog books, wouldn’t she”, the pesky fangirl left for the ball, evidently trying to catch Legolas’s eye.

Lilith sniggered at her roommate’s back. The staff had conveniently “forgotten” to tell the students that it was going to be a masquerade, so there wasn’t much of a chance to tell Legolas apart from the others.
“Lilith!” The girl’s head snapped around to see Legolas, dressed rather dashingly in blue, with his face concealed behind a mask. There was no mistaking his voice, though. “Are you not going to the ball?”
“No,” replied Lilith. “I don’t fancy spending my night surrounded by the likes of Rosalie Berthilide Evangeline Eglantine Pottermalfoy Sparrowturner Hawkesbury.”
Legolas grinned. “They wouldn’t recognize you if you have a mask on. We DID fail to tell them that it was to be a masked ball.”
Lilith sighed. “Maybe. But I don’t have anything to wear.”
“Done and done.” The Prince of Mirkwood disappeared, but not before some bags were sitting on the windowsill in his stead.
Lilith peeked into the bags and discovered the contents. Grinning to herself, she prepared to arrive at the Ball fashionably late.
“Nobody ever told us that the ball was MASKED!” screamed Rosalie Berthilide Evangeline Eglantine Pottermalfoy Sparrowturner Hawkesbury.
“Oh, how are we ever going to find Leggie in this mess?” gasped Legatine Greenwood.
Suddenly all heads turned and a sudden stillness fell over the room when Lilith made her entrance.
Her whole being gave off a pure, wholesome light. Behind the delicate apple-green mask with the embroidered flowers, mithril eyes sparkled with a previously unknown radiance.
Legolas saw her from the other side of the hall, and slowly walked towards her as if in a dream.
“May I have the pleasure of this dance?” he asked her quietly as he kissed her hand. Rosalie seethed. Lilith smiled.
“Certainly, dear masked Prince.”
The End!
Author's Notes:Please review! It's my first story and no, Lilith is not a Mary Sue! :D

YAY! MAKES THINGS LIVES! i luv this stry 5 stars!!!! :DDDD

[*shrug* I have some time to kill today; might as well imitate those ridiculous authors who post ten things at once, assuming my creativity can keep up...]

AN: i didnt get 30 reviews you MEANEINGS! bt b/c im such a nice persun ill giv u da seqel nyways!

iza (u know, de evil bad slashr who tried ta brek up sedri n jonothan/caspian?) wuz sittin in her rc broodin b/c sedri wuz hapy w/jonothan n she was back wrkin in bad slsh and she hatd it b/c who WOULDNT hate 2 wirk in bad slash al day n watch thos stupd autor s make cut guys kiss EACH SOTHER ALL THE TIMEW? (a/n EWWWWW!)

de floweds had snt isa to bad slash bcause shewuz evil 2 sedri so iza desided she had 2 kiol sedri

sedir an jonothn wre in deir RC (#1830 bc iza ws kiked out the y got it al to thsm selves!) bein all hapy & cuddly& kissy & kawaii when iza stromed in w/ a flamthrowr & tried to KILL TEHNM!

jonothn saw wut was hapening in time n pushed sedri outa da way but wsn't fast enough 2 sav imself & IZA KILLED HIM!

& sedri lurked @ da body of hr luver and sudenly got real angry (a/n which she NEVER did b/fore bcause shes such a nice prson!) & jumped over n kiled iza with da flme thrower & iza screamed and bleeded and DYED!

then sedi cried n cried n cried over da body of her jonothn and all the pcc wuz sad 4 her and da flowers decided tat bcuuse she wus so gud she could go in2 narnia an marry teh real caspian (a/n u know cus jonothn wus oringinly a garystu but sedir rescud him?) n she did an she becaem queen of narina and lived HAPLY EVAR AFTA!

THE END!!!!



[Shudder, squirm, rinse, repeat... Ick.]

Seeing as no one else is speaking up. Mini-Hitokiri it is, then!

...it's not Sueish. A Sue is a character who warps the established rules and story of the universe the story is set in, not a character who has a certain amount of traits.

I don't mean to be rude or ruining anyone's fun, or anything like that, sorry. I'm just really not comfortable with the idea, so I'd rather stay out of it. Besides, I'm writing a ridiculous amount of stuff at once, including like five missions. I'd never actually get to writing the badfic! :P Sorry again.

coooool nijaskils i want em noooooow!

Rated:
Genre:
Characters: Makes-Things, OC

a/n amkes things SHULDNT HAV DDDDDIIIIIEED! GGRGRRRRR 2 DA IDJIT WHO ROTE DAT STPID IDAE!

1 day iin th ppc som idit desided 2 kil makesthings bt smehow (AN NO ID ON"T KNW HW B/C I DINDT READ DA STPID THIN ALL DA WAY THRU!!!!) a magik gurl named ALjArinna Siti mylong thinkalong sved him and dey got amrried and lived HAPLY EVR AFTA!

SOTHERE!@!!!!!!!@!!!




[By the way, hS, are you going to add FFN's new touches to FanficLand? Involved character listed in the specs, and so on? I've included those details here for you just in case. :) Thanks for starting this again!]

No one would have done anything mean-spirited, you know.

That said, if you want to write about an absolutely evil Agent Sedri going on rampage and torturing your agent's poor, long-suffering self anyway, I don't mind.

More accurately, I would like to make a note before people get really into it that I am not in the least bit comfortable with any of my Agents or character concepts being used in this. I know, it's arrogant to presume that anyone would want to, but I just wanted to make it clear just in case, sorry. Just so that people know I'd really rather not only sit out of this, but not have my characters involved. Hope everyone else has fun, but I wanted to lay this down just to head off the chances of anything happening. Sorry.

I was just saying it doesn't have everything. Sorry.

Apparently not. Well, I can remedy that.

STOP

WRITING

You have NO idea what makes a good story (or even a story). I don't know who ever told you you could write; they lied, big time. Do us all a favor and just STOP.

have some C4 plastic explosives. they might help get rid of the things that keep getting up. you might need blasting caps to set the C4 off. fire won't work on its own. And i have a dragonlace-verse dragonmetal sword. it could cut through your scales. and anything else.

woah. doo, u kno that if u reed thiss backewoulds it gloows blu & read & yello & slitly gren, ittss cooool **clappps**. dos yo hav anyy blu cokies as i rammed oute off tem fiv miuets agoo; anny gud fic ssssseveern out of thre ;~?..

peesss, y wer u gon soo lonb

I panicked ... also "subtly ordering people around" ... okay looking at the definition of subtle on http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/subtle I'm never subtle. I either club things on the head or I leave it alone I would never subtly order anyone around as A) it be wrong and B) I'm as subtle as a 6 mile asteroid if I say something it doesn't have hidden meaning ... But if I appear to be trying to order people around I apologise that's not my intention.
"You're being bossy, rude, and quite unfriendly"not my intention but then I can list the number of friends I Have on one hand. I can accidental insult people in ten different ways with just one word, I'm socially stunted with dozens of psychological issues. Needless to say I either don't say anything or mess up royally when I do.
Footnotes. A way to put in so much info into one point without babbling like an Idiot ... but then I babble in said footnotes and put too many. I'm trying to stop using them but sometimes it's too hard to not use them.
"and not being especially apologetic for the huge spoiler you tossed onto the board for little reason." I'm sorry about that I truly am, when I originally apologised I was half asleep because my cat had decided that I should keep him company (I had to either let him in and have him walk on my face or lock him out and have him meow in his highly annoying whine which is impossible to sleep through). So my apology was probably not up to it so I truly am sorry about the spoilers it was an act of a complete stupidity. I will not do it again.
-Response to Comments on PPC goal(I would quote you but quite frankly I'm too tired to as I type too slowly and have spent half an hour (possiply an hour) typing this so I'm Sorry but I'm not quoting)- Got it, I'll Kill my "THIS NEEDS TO BE DEAD RIGHT NOW" spirit right now ... thats ... sorry my accidental Oxymoron/Hypocritical statement hurt my brain. I adapt my PPC spirit to the right spirit.
So as a newbie who has made dozens of mistakes, Accept this link to the writings of the fanfic author hotpoint http://www.tthfanfic.org/AuthorStories-7284/Hotpoint.htm who I consider the premier BTVS (buffy) and stargate fanfic writer. Hopefully the link makes up for my stupidity but if it doesn't then hopefully the humour of this Doctor who crossover with the BTVS universe will http://www.tthfanfic.org/Series-1465.
But you may have already read all of these fics as they so ... hmmm ... here a link to a rather enlightening BBC documentary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4 :).
If none of these make a good apology feel free to rick roll me (that's still popular isn't it?). And you weren't mean JulyFlame, you said what was necessary. Now if you'll excuse me Question Time is on.

A.N.: i know i've been gonn for a long time but I'M back now n with lots of new story n bettr formattin!!!!!!

luv in hQ chappie three!!!

"HIYAH!" screemed brenden as he blasted throo the wall wit his ninja skillz.

"holy carp!" yelled the Markee an Krista broke free of teh ropes n hled a flamethrower to his hed.

"u r under arrest!" she growld and marched him up to teeh office of the SO: UPSTAIRS!!!1!

"my luv u r so brave!" sighed Brenden n Krista say "I know".

DONT FORGET 2 R&R BCUZ WE R NOWHERE NEER DONE YET!!! :DDDDDD

Got a name.....

Gilros (lit. Star Whisper)

Opinions anyone?

We here at Fanfic Land are starting to get a little worried. We haven't seen any of our great writers in the PPC section for quite a while... in fact, it's been a whole year!! Have you all forgotten about us?!

But since we don't hold grudges, we forgive you all. In fact, we'd love to have you back -- or if you're a new writer since last year, we'd just love to have you! So why not come by, show off your creative talents, at Fanfic Land -- The Fanfic You Can't Find Anywhere Else!

((Or, in other words, it's July again, which makes it time for the annual PPC Badfic Game. This is the game where we poke fun at:

1) Badfic authors.
2) Reviewers of badfic authors, be they squealing fangirls, bitter flamers, or whatever.
3) Ourselves and the entire PPC.

We do this, of course, by writing deliberately bad fanfiction of the PPC. The conceit is that an internet archive, Fanfic Land, accepts fanfic of the PPC -- so anything you'd see in LotR, Potterverse, Redwall or whatever shows up in the PPC section.

Unfortunately my coding skills aren't massive, so what we (and 'we' means anyone on the Board -- this game doesn't require Permission or anything else) actually do is post stories and reviews on the Board (in this thread, please, and preferably with reviews all attached to the right stories), and I upload them all onto FfL. And make things like author bios while I do so.

Now, this is all supposed to be fun -- and remember, if you get flamed, it's not real, it's just another aspect of the game -- so enjoy yourselves! It'd help me if people can include a rating, genre and summary on their stories, and an author bio if you aren't a return customer, or want to update yours ;). Plus, remember to pick a badfic author name for yourself -- you can see the sort of things people use on the PPC Section of FfL. Let's see if we can keep the thread entirely in-character.

Enjoy!

hS))

((Oh, and to anticipate a comment from Laburnum, you're probably best off not writing about Stormsong or Skyfire, for copyright reasons. The rest of the PPC, though -- anyone or anything in it -- is available for you to do anything to. Take a look over the past three years' entries if you don't believe me! ~hS))