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...but your presentation is appalling. Perhaps your friends, who 'got you into' slash, would be more suitable for writing this story than you are.

Except for your author's notes and chapter title. If you are capable of using proper spelling and punctuation throughout your story, you should be able to use it all the time. Never write in numerals and do not EVER use multiple punctuation marks. Other than that, you have done very well.

no 1 shuld eva pair ahrry wit CHALRIE! how dare dey bring anumecharcters iinto a POTERVERSE FIC! gud on ur agnts 4 takin it on! dos my rview cont 4 2 plzzzz ined moreee!

That was the most convoluted piece of rubbish I have read YET on this terrible website. English is not a language which capitalises words other than proper nouns and those at the beginning of a sentence. Learn our language properly before you try to use it.

You can start by re-writing the whole thing.

She (or he) clearly knows better than you do. 'Heartfelt stories' are no good if no one can understand them and it's VERY IMPORTANT TO SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT! You'll note that I, for example, never get 'a few things here and there' wrong.

So Romantic. Please continue.

You didn't get thirty reviews because you didn't deserve them. You didn't even deserve ONE. Your story was cliched, convoluted and OOC. Do you know what that means? "Out of Character." You have no idea what kind of people Sedri and Iza are, and you shouldn't try to understand them. You'll fail. You're not a nice person and you have no grasp on common sense - if you dare to keep criticising slash you're going to end up arrested by social workers because SLASH is the FUTURE. How else are we going to control the world's population problem?

Stop writing. Go and work at McDonald's.

i got a shiny i gont a shiny i got a SHINY YYYYY!

Bring on the ice cream! And while we're at it - Convenient Cake for all. :D

*Wolfs down like there's no tommorow*

Happy Birthday! By the way, here's an Anti-Lustin blade and daggers, just in case you have a stalker.

Here, have an otter plushie. Soft, cuddly, and abso-freakin'-lutely adorable. ^_^

*dashes for icecream*

Chapter one: A School Falls.

Disclaimer: I don't own Warhammer 40k, I just looked at its wiki. I don't own D&D either, I just read Order of the Stick

OFUM was doing nicely, Miss Cam tought as she walked its corridors smiling. The students were learning at a fast pace,if only to avoid the more painful exercises. That was copuled with good weather conditions, better and better food (the measures that were taken to keep Gandalf from the kitchen were geting more effective as time passed)and a general sense of well-being that prevaded the premises.

It was all due to the method of pouring libations to the Ironic Overpower that had been spreading lately. Normally, she would have rejected it as a dangerous superstition, albeit one that had spread through the Canon Protection Initiative like wildfire. Wildfire caused by political flames from the 08' elections, no less. However, not only had it come from her friend, Miss Brin, but it also appeared to work. There was a large Vambiolaria outbreak at that time, but after a few days of offerings, large amounts of the cure were found and sucssesfully disturbed to the populace.

So several members of her staff tried it, and large numbers of the student body joined too. Eventually, she found herself doing the ritual several times a day. She threw her head back, letting her long hair flow out.

She looked at the Garden and saw the Canons and the students cooperating to pour more libations to appease the Ironic Overpower. They were singing in Queyna while doing so, the students having taken pleasure in learning the language. Many who have finished the ritual were laughing while they ate fruit from the orchards of southern Gondor and the Shire. They looked really happy, especially the ones pouring the libations. Miss Cam was debating on whether to join them, when the Canons and Students took off their clothes and began an orgy.

Man and Woman, Man and Man, Woman on Woman, Girl on Boy, Boy on Boy, Girl on Girl, and Man on Boy, Woman on Boy, Man on Girl and Woman on...oh, you get the drift! They were doing it like they were in My Immortal, as well. As Miss Cam decided to charge towards them in order to stop the depravity, Thundera Tiger appeared before her, her eyes filled with glitter and holding a sueish looking sword. Miss Cam put two and two together.

"I see. It's ovious now. The Libations were just a gambit by what centralized authority the Sues have put together in order to undermine us. And it worked."

"Hahahahaha! The Sues? This plan encompasses more than them alone. This is a wide-ranging conspiracy that encompasses all badfic, as well as people who, though not Sues themselves-some of them are actually Goofic writers who just want power that only Canon Defilement can give-, have joined together to take down the CPI and replace it with a regime that will rule over the Multiverse with an Admantium fist."

Thundera Tiger then waved her sword and several pink wires sprang out of it and tied up Miss Cam.

"Snap out of it! You're not a Sue, Thundera!"

"But I am now. And no, there is no way you can snap me out, not at this point in the story!"

"Now look at the garden, and see the fall of OFUM!"

Miss Cam did as was told, and saw a slight shimmer in the air above the orgy. As she looked, the shimmer grew in size, becoming more ovious by the second. Then, a tear in space emerged at the center of the shimmer, which resembled deciptions of the Eye of Terror that Students versed in Warhammer 40k lore had shown her.

Then, Various Daemons (full-size, no less!) charged out of the rip and began tearing apart, infecting, mutating, and violating the orgy's participants. Not in that order, either. Miss Cam was almost driven insane at the sight. Then, the Daemons finshed with their prey and looked at her.

She tried to crawl away, but her traitorous former friend stepped on Miss Cam's neck, restraining her. She laughed.

"Hahahahaha! Do you think i'll just let you escape!? No, you're going to suffer what your staff and students did, and more!" As she spoke, a daemoinaclly possesed Gimli (who was wearing a coat made from Lina's skin) walked towards her and begin to feel her up.

"Farewell, Miss Cam!" Thundera teleported out just as waves of pleasure and pain coursed through Miss Cam's body.

Author's Note: First Chapter finished! Give me good reviews (that's plural) before I post the Next one!

[[OOC: Yes, 'Burning Watier' has aquired some standards regarding spelling.]]

Chapter one: A School Falls, and a mage is revealed

Disclaimer: I don't own Warhammer 40k, I just looked at its wiki. I don't own D&D either, I just read Order of the Stick

OFUM was doing nicely, Miss Cam tought as she walked its corridors smiling. The students were learning at a fast pace,if only to avoid the more painful exercises. That was copuled with good weather conditions, better and better food (the measures that were taken to keep Gandalf from the kitchen were geting more effective as time passed)and a general sense of well-being that prevaded the premises.

It was all due to the method of pouring libations to the Ironic Overpower that had been spreading lately. Normally, she would have rejected it as a dangerous superstition, albeit one that had spread through the Canon Protection Initiative like wildfire. Wildfire caused by political flames from the 08' elections, no less. However, not only had it come from her friend, Miss Brin, but it also appeared to work. There was a large Vambiolaria outbreak at that time, but after a few days of offerings, large amounts of the cure were found and sucssesfully disturbed to the populace.

So several members of her staff tried it, and large numbers of the student body joined too. Eventually, she found herself doing the ritual several times a day. She threw her head back, letting her long hair flow out.

She looked at the Garden and saw the Canons and the students cooperating to pour more libations to appease the Ironic Overpower. They were singing in Queyna while doing so, the students having taken pleasure in learning the language. Many who have finished the ritual were laughing while they ate fruit from the orchards of southern Gondor and the Shire. They looked really happy, especially the ones pouring the libations. Miss Cam was debating on whether to join them, when the Canons and Students took off their clothes and began an orgy.

Man and Woman, Man and Man, Woman on Woman, Girl on Boy, Boy on Boy, Girl on Girl, and Man on Boy, Woman on Boy, Man on Girl and Woman on...oh, you get the drift! They were doing it like they were in My Immortal, as well. As Miss Cam decided to charge towards them in order to stop the depravity, Thundera Tiger appeared before her, her eyes filled with glitter and holding a sueish looking sword. Miss Cam put two and two together.

"I see. It's ovious now. The Libations were just a gambit by what centralized authority the Sues have put together in order to undermine us. And it worked."

"Hahahahaha! The Sues? This plan encompasses more than them alone. This is a wide-ranging conspiracy that encompasses all badfic, as well as people who, though not Sues themselves-some of them are actually Goofic writers who just want power that only Canon Defilement can give-, have joined together to take down the CPI and replace it with a regime that will rule over the Multiverse with an Admantium fist."

Thundera Tiger then waved her sword and several pink wires sprang out of it and tied up Miss Cam.

"Snap out of it! You're not a Sue, Thundera!"

"But I am now. And no, there is no way you can snap me out, not at this point in the story!"

"Now look at the garden, and see the fall of OFUM!"

Miss Cam did as was told, and saw a slight shimmer in the air above the orgy. As she looked, the shimmer grew in size, becoming more ovious by the second. Then, a tear in space emerged at the center of the shimmer, which resembled deciptions of the Eye of Terror that Students versed in Warhammer 40k lore had shown her.

Then, Various Daemons (full-size, no less!) charged out of the rip and began tearing apart, infecting, mutating, and violating the orgy's participants. Not in that order, either. Miss Cam was almost driven insane at the sight. Then, the Daemons finshed with their prey and looked at her.

She tried to crawl away, but her traitorous former friend stepped on Miss Cam's neck, restraining her. She laughed.

"Hahahahaha! Do you think i'll just let you escape!? No, you're going to suffer what your staff and students did, and more!" As she spoke, a daemoinaclly possesed Gimli (who was wearing a coat made from Lina's skin) walked towards her and begin to feel her up.

"Farewell, Miss Cam!" Thundera teleported out just as waves of pleasure and pain coursed through Miss Cam's body.

Author's Note: First Chapter finished! Give me good reviews (that's plural) before I post the Next one!

[[OOC: Yes, 'Burning Watier' has aquired some standards regarding spelling.]]

Iz the clover gonna make out wit the SO!?! Whut about the otherflowers, like the roses and the Marqwuis? Is Jaycacia ther? Wont she b jelus?

XOXOX

Dat stuff at the end isnt JayBirds fualt, she said that b4. Sum1 is hacking her or something. Stupid hackerz! STFU!

XOXOX

UR riting more! This is awsum! ur best yet! rite more!

XOXOX

(AN: OMG its been 4ever! But don't worry, becauds I m back! And I'm going 2 conitue my story! Bur firtst, reviews!

JayBird: Thanks! Whuts a betta? I dont know either, lol.

kawaiiichisgurl4eva: I dnno, lol, ul just have to wait an c!

Lady Cyskia: I kno rite! its unfair. but Arora has sonthing up her slecve! THANKS!)

Aurora walked don the halls of HW with her new flashpatch! which she got from the Marqwuis. She was happy and prud bcus she was going to help him. But 1st she had 2 find herRC. It was 89 (AN I dnno if any1else has that 1, so sorry if they do!) and it was n the Deparment of...

Mary Sues!

She didt like the SO 4 being mean 2 the Marqwuis, but she wanted 2 kill sues, bcuz sues SUCK. She patted the cactus flashpatc on her shoulder and whistled 2 herself 2 find her way. But she didn't get there. She was in th rong hallway! And then she herd a vice in her head, and it said...

(OMG, another cliffie lol! But srsly, idk how 2 do the slanty words, culd some1 plz tell me? Thanks!

XOXOX)

Disclaimer: I have not played the World of Darkness games, just read the wiki about them. I also do not own the PPC, although I wish I did. I do own Lyta and Tara-Something.

PPC: Time of Judgement

Prolouge:Omens

Author's Note: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be awesome. Lots and lots of Badassery, Crowning Moments of Awesome, and more revalations than your little brains can guess at. Several of them, hinted at throughout all the exsisting mission reports, will also include details of the immense conpiracies that exsist behind every corner. There will also be lots of blood and gore, as well as erotic scenes that will shock and pleasure you.

Hacked Author's Note: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be a Wall Banger. Lots and lots of Ass Pulls, Dethroning Moments of Suck, and more egregious Ass Pulls than your brains can guess at. Several of them, not hinted at any of the exsisting mission reports, will also include details of the immense conspiracies that exsist only in the minds of Agents who drink too much bleepka. There will be lots of blood and gore, and scences filled with robotically nonarousing sex that will bore you to sleep.

Agent Lyta Holling walked the corridors of HQ, humming to herself. She had just become an Agent, and was eager to meet her new partner, Agent Tara-Something. She knew that like all other Agents, she was slightly insane. But hopefully, that won't pose an obstacle to her overtures of friendship. She slowed her pace in order not to bump into anyone, and in a quiet spot, she offered a libation to the Ironic Overpower in order to make sure that everything went smoothly.

She then continued on her way, and reached Agent Tara's RC. Then, it hit her: She had been keping track of where she was going, something that in the PPC, was supposed to get her lost, not the opposite. Did her libation cause all that, or was it something more ominous?

Her question was answered when she found Agent Tara dead on the floor, surrounded by a pool of blood.

A thing stood over her body, bits of gore dripping from its jaws. Doing the ovious thing, Agent Lyta ran. She got out a potion that was made of Tv.Tropes pages mixed with Bleepka, and drank it. She was told that it brought her extra luck and increased her speed to high levels. Actually, it was only a placebo, although she had no way to tell at that point.

She ran and ran, knowing that her pursuer was close. She used her RA to portal to world after world, closing them as she went. That was how she finally arrived in nWOD's Arcadia. Knowing what would happen to her if she stayed, she fiddled with her RA, pouring another libation to the Ironic Overpower as she did so. Thankfully, that was enough to create another portal, which she hopped into without hesitation.

She found herself in a grey chamber. Thinking that she was back in HQ, she then sat down on the surprisingly soft floor. There was a TV and Popcorn, and a remote with only one button. Despite suspicions about all three objects (especially the remote) she began making herself comfortable. Then, another portal opened up, and a figure clothed in an inspector's longcoat emerged from it.

"What are you doing Here?"

"I'm sorry! I tought it was HQ and-"

Then Lyta remembered that the only ones who had that kind of portal technology other than the PPC were its enemies.

She got up and going into what approximated a fighting stance, she faced the stranger.

"Do not worry. I am not the one that killed your partner, but rather his enemy."

"How do you know about that?"

"Let's just say that I know many things, and have ways to know more. I was part of your organization once, and I never formally left."

This guy was a part of the PPC? Agent Lyta's stance softened.

"What do you mean, formally?"

"I am still regarded as part of it by the Flowers, at least those of them that still remember me. I was sent here on a mission, and while I have disregarded it, I still plan to complete it someday, although I don't think I can get the chance now."

"What do you mean?"

"Press the remote, and observe why."

Observe? What a fine choice of words...

She decided to take a chance, and pressed it.

I DIDENT BELEEVE IT I M SOOOOO JELUSS OF JAYCACIA N JAY! BUT SHES GONNA DIE ISNT SHE?!?!?!?! OMG WRITE MORE NAOW!!!

A.N. CHAP 4!! is lyke chap stick, but not lolololol.

SO! Krista went UPSTAIRS to da SO n say "the Markee he kindnaped me n hled me hoostage an tryed to make out wit me wich was like ewwwwww!"

"i dun blame him" said the SO "WHAT?!" say Krista n brenden an SO set the Markee free.

"WE HAVE U NOW!" screemed both the flowers an came towerds th agnets n dandyloins came form the walls an the agents were surrounded!!

GASP! ANOTER CLIFFY! R&R AND NO FLAMRS PLX! I USE FLAMEZ 2 MAKE GRILLED CHEEZ!

WOW this is so amasing!!!!1!!!

Folwer school

"OMG math is soooo boaring" said the clover "Yeah " said the queens anns lase (A/n in this story they are bf ok?)"and teh teacher isn;t evet cute!!" "yeah its like totally lamwe" sid the clover (A/n in thios story she kind of talks like a vally girl). Suddenly the SO showed up "hey girls ru coming 2 the football game 2nite?" "of course" said the clover "i'm going 2 b there with the cheer team" "Cool said the so "you titally lok hwat in ur cheerleading outfit!" the clover blushed (A/n i know they r flowers but in my story thet can blush ok?") hey said the so do u want to make out with me if i win?" teh clover blushed some moe "ok " she sad.

A/n end of chappie 1!!1!!! OMG what is going 2 happn? plz r&r but no flamz! flamrz hav no life! i rote this at 4 in the morning.
i won't writ more unless i get at least 3 reviews!!1

This is a very interesting take on the PPC! And I don't care that Lyseaen seems to be like a MS, she's an interesting character and I hope you'll write more!

Oh. My. Flowers.

That is so good! You NEED to update. Now, please!