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Wuv.

As in, not directly related to PPC stuff. And yes, when I'm done, I'll be glad to share. Adding you now...

I'd be happy to volunteer - only, I'm temporarily without MSN, long story. If you think it's worth the trouble, my email address is steelwingedvictory@hotmail.com.

This sounds like a whole lot of fun - will you show everyone when it's done?

(And what does OT mean? I feel clueless now. : P )

Hi, all,

As some of you may know, I'm doing a rather large essay for my third-year english class at uni, and I chose to write about fanfiction - the basic goal is to convince anyone who doesn't already know about fanfic (particularly academics) that it is a Good Thing.

To that end, I'm trying to interview as many people as I can, and I'd appreciate any volunteers. Beware that I've compiled a rather long list of questions, and it will take a while. I'd much, much, much rather do it in real-time on msn messenger or gmail chat, and I'm quite happy to split any one interview over several days.

If necessary, I can email the questions in a word document. If you're interested, please add me to your msn or gmail lists: fanwriter_sedri@hotmail.com OR fanwritersedri@gmail.com

I'm going to try to be online as much as humanly possible, but between classes and time zones (I'm in New Zealand; if you want to check time zone differences, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/ and use Wellington for my time), arranging real-time chat might not be possible. If you think that's the case but still want to help, drop me an email at either of the above addresses and I'll mail you the questions.

In advance, BIG thanks and MANY chocolates *distributes boxes of Cadbury's*

- Sedri

I have some pages saved as html files - only a few, though...

FFVII Stu? Nasty. *shudders* Thanks for the Bleepolate. I shall have to locate your mission logs.

Also. That should probably be "Sister!" : P As I am, in fact, female.

The phrase "so i herd u liek mudkips?" refers to this piece of copypasta which explains everything you ever wanted to know about *channers( mildly NSFW). Here it is in its original format.


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The Copypasta

One day on Halloween, I decided to ... with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"Well uh would you ... a mudki-"

"OF COURSE.

" happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ...ing it and baying this real ...ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
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That's what that line refers to.

Ooo, cute. It can live next to my desk, because the top's getting crowded (Lilly the iguana, Laura the Spork, computer, etc.) and I shall name it Noname (pronounced no-nawm-ay).

I have some agents, but they do not PPC yet, as I have yet to quite understand the Permission Givers. Is there some amount of time I have to wait before I can ask them?

I really wish there was a tracer for this sort of thing so we could visit the real life sender and lecture them on grammar and spellcheck.

My former English teacher would have raised hell in the classroom over this. She once lectured a Mazda Car Dealership in White Rock on the difference between "You're" and "Your" as in "Your invited."

Each OFU is hosted and run independently by its home continuum.

~Neshomeh

I just got an email from the WikiLot administrators, which is that WikiLot is going to be shutting down all the wikis running on their servers. Tomorrow, no less.

This includes the PPC wiki.

"We have some sad news. Effective tomorrow WikiLot will be shutting down. We can no longer afford to keep the site running. We suggest using the export feature on you wiki to export your database to a file. Then you can sign up for a wiki at Wikia or another Wiki Farm and import your wiki. We apologize for this inconvenience."

I've already begun to fill out the request for a Wikia wiki, and have begun to export all of the Wiki articles so far so that way we'll still have everything.

But yeah. One day notice? Not fun.

Is there some sort of central organization that supports OFUs? By which I mean an organization that supplies funding, sets certain regulations (such as a fine for unwarranted student deaths), and generally makes sure that the students are Learning Through Pain.

About the moving fire or water? Same here. I stare at candles for ages and ages and usually end up burning napkins and flower petals inside. *issuchapyro*

Buuut anyway. I give thee a Ypur, which was born from a spambot's typo and resembles a dark blue, spiky-horned yak. It eats sausages.

To save you some time, you also get a scarf made of Ypur fur.

So. Any agents?

Shadow can play the recorder a little, if your definition of "a little" means "able to screech really loudly and that's about it". Because that's all she can do.

She'll probably only get brought out for "In the Hall of the Badfic".

Redd has actually proved to be quite good on the xylophone, and Jill...uh...can play the harp, but it's better not to have her do so because it makes anyone in the immediate vicinity want to sing some nauseatingly happy Disney song. Sue-aura and all.

He turned, he spurred to the west!
He did not know who stood,
Bowed, with her head o'er the musket,
Drenched in her own red blood...

I prob'ly have the line breaks wrong, but I can recite it.

Shiny. The harpsochord can be played by my new iguana, because I certainly can't.

Oooo! A reptile! Me loves them... and it's GREEN! Such a prettyful color....

I shall name it Lilly, and it shall live by my computer when I'm home and on my shoulder when I'm not, and it shall keep Laura the Spork company.

Too late in the case of C*l*br**n, I read both the mission and the MST, and gained much mental scarring. Thanks for the warning, though.

Ooo! Rocks! And shinies! 0_o

I do Star Wars, movies, expanded universe, and KOTOR, but not as often as I used to. Also Anne McCaffrey, Potter, and many random books. I have knowledge of Twilight and all its sequels, but I hate the canon, so...

Oh, and I'm starting the Discworld novels and planing on aquiring The Golden Compass, but I can't do anything with those yet.

She wrote In the Forests of the Night, Demon in My View, Shattered Mirror, Midnight Predator, and the Kiesha'ra series (Hawksong and sequels). Her writing gets better as you go on.

Yeah, I find plenty of badfic by myself... it's a conspiracy, I tell you. And thanks!

Maybe I should switch Eledhwen and Lily's roles around. Eledhwen escapes to HQ, Lily gets killed on her mission as a bit char? That might be an interesting twist.
But Christianne has already gotten ready to accept Lily's partnership...
thank you for the idea! I'll see if I can switch around the roles and change it a little.

Stormsong might end up being press-ganged. He's an expert on the lute, but he's also incredibly sensitive to poorly-played music, so he'll probably try to fake death flashbacks to get out of having to join in and/or shout a lot at the players he doesn't think are taking it seriously ...

I mean "Terribly."

…is "I'm Running Aimlessly."