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AKA the PPC.

I know a Thomas Thompson. And a John Jahn (last name not misspelled). Fun. XD

So sorry for the lateness that is this post! Can't believe it...*headdesk*

Anyway, I gift you (belatedly) with a waffle iron, for you already have an egg whisk. And...because waffles are very, very tasty.

Oh, and have some nice Belgian chocolate as well. Mmmmmm, chocolate...

Not only a spambot, but a spambot that has TYPOS!

I hereby authorize all of those with egg whisks to use them for evil. That is, to whisk the spambot, as Cassie has already done. And really, it's not all that evil, for we are elimination a double-whammy of spam and a typo! And a sentence that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

*draws her egg whisk and whisks the spambot*

A pox upon thy houses! And brimstone and hellfire and dancing clones of misogynist bastard!Boromir!

Because, after all... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Fetch... the Soft Cushions! And the Comfy Chair!

*watches sparks fly*

Agafnding SPAMBOTS! I SMITE thee!

Lovely to meet you. Here, have a bag of pebbles to throw at Sues and a Random Shiny Object to gaze at.

Nice to have you here.

Thou dost, however, get some blorash jelly. In thy joints.

*shoots with Freeze Ray*

Have fun, and a safe trip! *waves*

*throws water balloons at spambot* Die, spambot, die!

*pokes with eggwhisk*

Indiana, I mean.

Dad just saw the name in the Boston Museum of Art in his college years and liked it. AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS WHAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO TO DECIDE YOUR KID'S NAME.

After Indiana Jones? Golden Retrievers tend to be adventurous, and I'm pretty sure Indiana Jones went out in the ocean at one point...

Otherwise, how about Nino? You know, after 'El Nino', the underwater current?

Since it goes with Sailor.

My dad doesn't like it though.

Thinking I like Pirate, but will need to think it over, lots of good suggestions.

It'd be cute...but then we wouldn't get to suggest names.
Pirate was good. Maybe Skipper? Tsunami? Cyclone? Bosun?

a cute dog name. *has strange tastes*

I like it. :D

I like "Pilot" for non-nautical reasons all my own, but then there's the Japanese "Anjin." That's what they call John Blackthorne in "Shogun," because they can't pronounce his name. {= )

If you want to name him after an awesome character from a relatively obscure fantasy epic, you could call him Saltheart Foamfollower or Pitchwife. Of course, you might then want to read "The [First, Second, and Third] Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever," if you haven't. It's worth the author's redundant and sometimes condescending prose, and the main character[s]'s unrelenting angst, to get to know some of the other people in the world.

Um... there's Nautilus or Urchin or Limpet or something like that... Oh, I know! Pagoo, after Pagoo the Hermit-Crab. ^_^ Or maybe Sebastian, which I think is actually a cool name.

Someone said Kraken... following the train of thought, there's Leviathan, Selkie, Narwhal, Triton, Neptune, Odysseus, Ulysses, Argo[naut]...

That's all I've got right now.

~Neshomeh

...or I would have said go with "Davy," since it's a good alternative to "Squid." ^^ And some people might not figure out who you named him after unless you told them...

Besides that, I'm rather blank on nautical things- well, barring "Cthulhu," but I doubt your dad would like that one too much either.

(I personally think "Squid" is good. Hmph.)