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(No, really, take it, I beseech you. They breed like tribbles.)

Erk, I remember that one. Misscam MSTed it a long, long time ago, and it was one of my first intros to badfic. But yes, definitely worthy (?) of the Legendary Badfic title.

"karins past" is possibly the worst use of 460 words I have ever seen, and I'm including the spam posted below. I have seen better trollfics. I have seen better stories randomly generated by slapping phrases from badfic together. I have seen better stories in a bowl of Alpha-Bits.

The review I posted there may be my all-time harshest review, but then again, if this was bad in some really creative way, and big enough to care about, it would be in the running for the all-time worst (or at least stupidest) story. It makes Full Life Consequences look like great literature.

Any writer who inserts an author's note saying he/she/it is running out of ideas after a few hundred words of dreck has no more business trying to write than I have trying to fly to the moon.

... what's an Elleth?

You're in good company if you like to do stupid stuffs :P

*lightly tugs on string* But, ya know, this isn't quite what I imagined. Though I doubt my opinion counts for much at this stage.

As the link is for a Gmail message, it won't let anyone see it. Could you put it on Photobucket or something?

And...I vote you give me one for my birthday. Yeshhhh...*nodnod* XD

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated...and it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

...thanks for the input, guys!

i.e.: not me. xP

Yay! Assuming you make Agents, you'll be dealing with my Agents then. They're in the Department of Mary-Sues; Video Gaming Division. So far, they've taken down a FFVII Stu and a Narnian Sue. We assume it got though to their RC by using the Chronicles of Narnia Video Games going around. FUn fact: They used Keyblades to kill the Narnian one.

Anywho, I grant you your own supply of Bleepolate. That way you can read the Legendary Badfics, forget the pain and experience the happy that comes with the chocolate.
Ah, bleepolate... Oblivion without the hangover.

If we make a Wiki page on how to scare off the Bots, OA and me are mentioned.

Muahahahah!

Greetings, welcome to the Board, hope you enjoy your stay with blocks of Blumble flavored ice.

I think you've been given Wiki-links if you haven't found them yourself, so all that's left is to greet you and give you a nickname.

I shall call you Ri-Ri!

And you'll blow into the wind like a pair of not-so-happy, hysterically-screaming paper towels.

But you'll scare off the spambots! :D

*giggles* I love that one, it's so beautiful in its own trainwrecky way. I've only ever seen two episodes of Sailor Moon and I still think this is really funny. The part which got me was that it was apparently supposed to be set a month after it was written, so I couldn't help but wonder if the writer was hoping he'd grow a uterus and move to Tokyo in the intervening time ...

(Remind me, make references to it in OFUR. Sakura-chan glomps Gingivere and teacher tells her "put him down, we don't need an Oscar impersonation"?)

"Legolas returns home." and "Laicalasse's Tale". I need extra missions to keep my incoming agents busy.

I already sniffed around the edges of a few of those. I'm never getting within a kilometre of any of them if I can help it. : P Thanks for the link, and ice skates too? I'm amazed. Everyone's so generous.

Hmm, what's this string for?

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/a_lover.txt
NSFW
NSFB
In fact, NSFA

It involves a 13 year old self-insert hermaphrodite getting it on with a talking cat.

AND I STILL WANT ONE. If you're giving them to the newcomers, there's got to be some around somewhere. *glares suspiciously*

Those spiky horns were an absolute bugger to figure out, by the way. xD

And pebbles, too. Such generous gifts.

Fandoms? I'm pretty knowledgeable about a lot of things, but Final Fantasy games, Kingdom Hearts, and the Tales of series are my greatest strengths, and the things most likely to send me into a frenzy of ravaging doom when abused.

...sanity? Oh, no worries. I ditched that thing a long, long time ago. : P

The Battle of Thermopylae was true enough, it's just that many societies in Greek, particularly the Spartans, exaggerated the story afterwards, often stetching the number of people involved to make the Greeks look better. Eventally it became a legend to the Greeks, which means it has a core of truth to it. However, because the events were so vastly exaggerated, it became one of Greece's mainstream war myths.

I have far too many stab-happy characters running around in my head. I'm sure two of them would be happy to... er... wait... I think I'm going to have to set traps for them if I want to draft them into the PPC. Darn it. :P