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Though not a PG at all, I'd like to say a few things.

First of all, I'm so glad you've decided to ask for permission. Your Agents look great and so does your writing!

Also, I'd just like to point out that your second link actually links to your post. Um. Just thought you may want to fix that.

Good luck!

Having survived it myself, I can say that the one good thing about being a teenager is that you eventually grow out of it. As for the people who rag on you for writing correctly, remember that you can always write like an ignorant twit if you want to — but it's doubtful that they can write like anything but. Don't tell anyone you're 14 and they'll never know. :)

ne1 cn uz chatspeak but just u w8 til ur peerz try 2 get jobz :)

He started something...green...like Earth Day or something. Either he started it or supported it, I can't remember. But his name's Gaylord Nelson.
We had an assembly back in seventh grade where they talked about him and all the boys were snickering.

Here, have some earplugs for the next time someone "squees" within your earshot.
You sound like an interesting sort of person! Welcome!

I've just posted my application, it's out of my hands now. Um. Yeah. *crosses fingers*

Well...here goes nothing. *deep breath*

Alright. I'll start with my agents.

Agent Ecru is pretty jaded - she reckons she's seen most of the worst stuff in fanfiction. Reading Celebrian, she says, counts, even if she doused at least five pints of Bleeprin afterwards. At some point during her PPC career, she acquired some massive guns, and she's slightly bitter about not being able to use them in the Harry Potter fandom. She's somewhere in her mid-to-late twenties, with shortish brown hair. She wers glasses, and is slightly plump.

Agent Avada is incredibly hyper, to the point of extreme annoyance. Ecru attributes this to having to much sugar in her tea. She's pretty protective of Snape, and tries to claim the rights of any 'Sue that abuses his character. She's tall, with black hair and brown eyes, and a rather high-pitched voice.

Both are going to be working in the Harry Potter fandom, Department of Mary-Sues. A sample of my writing is here. While not fanfiction as such, it's pretty fandom related and I'm pretty proud of it.

The fic I'd like to claim is this monstrosity. Ever since I saw it on Pottersues, I've been itching to give it its just deserts,and I can't wait to get started on it.

Apologies for the rushed writing
Lynxihez

Here is the first mission for Luana Starlight and Orange Plaid. Any help would be greatly appreciated for the newbies.

http://magicbeliever.livejournal.com/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4442742/1/PPCMission1AllMy_Love

Ehh, don't worry about the personality fit thing - as long as you don't post links to porn where everyone can see them, it's fine by me.

Are there fanwriters whose work you can recommend? I haven't found very many people, but I'm probably looking in the wrong places [read: The Pit].

Just have fun and...stuff. Yeah. *wanders off, trying to think of a better closing sentence*

Acutally, I went on another fantasy generator that I knew, found some totally ridiculous characters (one was from a generator specifically designed for fangirl-lust-objects, which should tell you something), and wrote the first chapter of a rather pointless fantasy adventure.

It shall be posted on Fictionpress (the original-work sister site of the Pit), to see how many people realise it as being clichéd dreck, and how many think it's omg!gud riting.

Mostly because I'm bored. :) I still love Heist the porcupine, though.

People online have got the (mainly accurate, sadly) opinion that all teenagers hate reading, are addicted to textspeak and just want to get in to [lust object of choice here]'s pants. I get a lot of teasing from my peers when they read my social-network-thing page, simply because it is written in plain English. Admittedly, I did put a big notice reading 'If you're going to comment in chatspeak, don't comment at all' on my profile, but I feel that's justifiable. I could be wrong, however; I have a tendency to overreact.

Have a magnificent time! Japan is an awesome country, to say the least.
You'll do great. The PPC Agents are a hardy breed. :)

Not the worst, by far, but it's definitely sporking material. After the squeeing reviews already up there, the author may be badly traumatized by mine (and should be grateful that I'm quite busy and didn't have time to give her story a thorough going-over). Y'know, I really should write a blog post about the people who see the whole world through their teenage perspective and have no concept that there is anything else out there, and who turn everything into a bad teen romance novel. I miss the old days; now, when the overwhelming majority of fanfic is written by semi-literate teenage girls who have never read a book in their lives, this stuff is the rule rather than the exception.

Have fun, Leto!

I've been trying to learn hiragana and katakana Japanese, but I'm not doing that well at the moment. I'd love to be able to travel somewhere on my own, but...meh. Like I said, have fun!

Crabby personalities are fine and it's nice how straight forward you are about it. Welcome to the PPC.

I knew a boy who was named James James. There was also the boy named John Johnson.

How dare you go to Japan? How dare you? *is reduced to a wimpering heap on the floor* I-I-I've been trying to go for year and you just... *sob*



Seriously though, have fun. Take more pictures than you know what to do with.

You'll need them once you meet Luxury or Maeluwien, trust me.

After going through your website (Well, the FAQ, anyway. I don't actually feel the need to read up on all the basic rules of English), as well as the first three (or four?) entries on your blog, I have to say I'm pretty glad you came here, because you seem like a pretty cool person.

And I think leaving scathing/blunt reviews on stories is actually a lot better than just -killing- them or sporking them or MSTing them without warning. If you leave a crit, telling them exactly what's wrong with their story, it actually gives them the chance to fix the problems, and redeem themselves. Just laughing about it behind their backs, and sporking it as though they were writing purely out of malice, always seems a bit... nasty.

There's actually a lot more I'd like to say to you, but I doubt my boss will be impressed with "internets" as an excuse for being half an hour late. I look forward to seeing you around here.

Wow, that sounds like fun! ^^

Don't forget to take lots of pictures and how to ask "where's the bathroom?"in Japanese! xD

That's alright, onions are actually quite useful. Sometimes better in recipes than all the sugar in the world.

Here, have a-- oh, wait.

Well, enjoy yourself on the Board then?

I am going to Japan today!

And I am beside myself. I can't wait for the plane to leave, and I have no idea what I am going to do when I am there. This is the first trip like this I am ever going to take and I am excited. I hope that I can survive to tell the tale.

Wish me luck!

Leto Haven