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I mean, now that you've said that, it's impossible! It's completely out of the question! The Ironic Overpowers would never do that!

*waits*

Now, let us see if the Ironic Overpower will work to our advantage...
Though I've probably cancelled it out by saying that, huh?

*Blasts it until it bleeds*

This is for those who just want to die...

I has a mission! Whee!

Linkage: http://agentsara.livejournal.com/4225.html#cutid1

LJ's been eating my missions. Looks like it wasn't all that hungry this time. Then again, I wouldn't even touch anything that had to do with this 'fic, so...yeah...

And I stink at HTML. 'Nuff said.

This suethor has written 30+ stories and they are almost all rewrites of some popular movie with added Sue. Sometimes she mashes two together.

And her profile ... over 800 LINES of "favorite" movie quotes (methinks she's a bit unclear on the concept of favorites). Profiles of all her OC's. Some MySpace-like comments. But, as usual, no hint that she's ever read an actual book. That makes the one good thing about her rather surprising.

On the plus side (as I noted at the end of my rather slapped-together review) she can construct a valid English sentence, which seems to be a rare skill nowadays. It's not enough to save "Wallace & Gromit & Mary Sue in Curse of the Were-Rabbit" though.

*is a LotR geek too (though not quite as much as a few years ago*

...That book sounds vaguely familiar. *shrug* Probably I've just heard of it sometime. Sounds interesting.

Good luck finding enough of a 'Sue to kill. All the author does is retell the movie from the OC's point of view--the OC barely does anything except angst over Gromit and snog him at the end. It's really insipid and boring. {= P

~Neshomeh

Any fic which abruptly includes the line "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from" is going to be classic badfic. What got me about that line was how matter-of-fact it is, like we shouldn't be surprised at all that they can do this even though there's no AU tag and hardly any hints of magic up to this point ...

And then there was the part where Leif declares that his female sidekick needs protecting because, quote, "She is a seventeen-year-old girl she is bound to be assaulted and raped sooner or later eh", which sent my inner feminist on a rampage.

...but before you know it, hormones start happening, and you start thinking with your uterus, and every time you see an infant, be it in reality or on television, you will have to beat your womb-brain into submission until it stops clamouring for a child.

It is murder.

I hated Thomas Covenant himself too much. Loved his Mordant's Need books, though.

Avaunt, in the name of TEH INTARWEBZ!

1. I Believe in Lola Dent » reviews
   Lola Dent has always been the Black Sheep of the Dent family. After attending her brother Harvey's fundraiser, she'll be put in the spotlight in a way she never fathomed. Joker/OC/Bruce, some Bruce/Rachel, and Harvey/Rachel
   Batman Begins - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-24-08
   
   My comment: I believe in the Flowers that Be.
   
   2. soulless shell »
   the story of Leif 1000 years before blood omen when a young child is taken from his home and forced to take on a lineage he never knew of it will take all the courage he has to survive with the help of a rebel leader he must over throw evil review
   Redwall - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-11-07
   
   My comment: Another candidate for OFUR, methinks.
   
   3. Wallace and Gromit Version 2 Point 0 » reviews
   Remake of Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the WereRabbit. What if Lady Tottington had a dog that Gromit was in love with? You'll see what the dog's name is in the story! Please R and R! Pairing: Gromit x OC
   Complete - Wallace and Gromit - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 5-28-06
   
   My comment: This Sue is such a dog.

Unleash the BLADES!

Unleash the FLAMETHROWER!

Unleash the DUCT TAPE!

(... I just realised that this thing responds to vocal commands. Cool.)

*burns spambot to a crisp*

I loved those books!

I may be agreeing with you in a few weeks, Pads.

(Glods, I hope I'm spelling the name right...) It's been ages since I read her books, but they're awesome, aren't they?

And yeah, your name's really nice. I agree.

But...um...yeah. Hey! *enjoys giving gifts far too much* Lessee, um, a nicely sharp and pointy dagger, a scarf made of Ypur fur, a green and silver paper crane, and a box of matches.

Everyone else has said all that really needs to be said, so I'm just offering my own hi. *waves*

*puffs in bearing gifts* ...sorry...

Um. Here. Have some fire that is purple and burns things. Except it doesn't burn you. And it smells unusually like watermelon.

And welcome to teenagerhood. Except "welcome" might not be the right word.

That sounds like a Mongolian furry animal.

Should we make it an official PPC creature?

Anyway. Spambot, I release Ypurs on you! They're large yakkish things except they have rather spiky horns and dark blue fur. And they enjoy eating sausages. Sausages made of your body would be the best.

*watches Ypurs nom gleefully*

I only watched about five minutes of the film, and that bit had the gigantic freaking bizarre rhinos rampaging around the battlefield. So um. Yeah.

*releases attack of egg whisks*

Oh dear, oh dear. A spambot with typos. This cannot stay.

*is LOTR geek* But I knew the name Maia before I read it. I read a book once where the heroine was called that. "Journey to the River Sea"- set in the early 1900s, about a girl who goes to live in Brazil.

What are they?