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Does the in-universe PPC even have the same concept of "Oldbies" as the IRL PPC? Isn't it more like newbies and veterans? And doesn't surviving for like a year make you a veteran?

How does this work?

Also, where is Phobos? Isn't he typically regarded as Oldbie By Default due to being married to Neshomeh? They might still just be engaged in-universe what with Agent Phobos being lost in HQ as of the last story update, but that was AGES ago, and I doubt it's intended to be the case forever!

(Also, Agent Huinesoron confirmed gay, you say? When did this happen?)

--Lemony

(( *I* knew that, but I wasn't sure it had come up anywhere people could see yet.

(( Also, Twistey, Thoth's "I thought I trusted you" line in WAGS made me legit sad, you meanie. {; P

~Neshomeh ))

It's always nice to see you when you pop in. ^_^

FYI, the Lost Tales team recently overhauled the whole site to convert it to CSS. I tried to keep SIELU looking as close as possible to the original, but some things are a little different. I hope it's okay! Please let me know if you want me to make any changes, now or at any time.

~Neshomeh

Its not far to bet us so much that we cant fite bak wihout tim skips or dues ex machia!

(Stupid spellcheck... the typos are deliberate, okay?)

Hey guys, yes another two weeks have gone by and so it's time for another round of prompts to come and try to catch your attention. Thanks to Ix for the idea for one of these prompts.

Prompt 1: One of your characters goes to a Conference/Convention

Prompt 2: One of your character tries a food they've never had before

Prompt 1 could be quit interesting I think, maybe go for a conference they're forced to attend in HQ, or a Convention in World One dedicated to their home 'verse they sneak into? Or anything else really. Just go wild!

Novastorme

Also, I think only you would write this and everyone knows it. ^_^

I know you're a newbie, because you are not an Oldbie. Don't worry - we are all new compared to their magnificence.

It is certainly true that our fabled Oldbies, Kaitlyn and Huinesoron, are married; they are an inspiration to us all in this matter. Of course, their romance was founded on their growing dominance of the PPC, so we cannot follow precisely in their footsteps, but we should do the best we may.

However, unlike some newbies, we at the Society for the Promotion of Oldbie Dominion remember that the Oldbies and their namesake agents are entirely different people. Within the walls of PPC HQ, both Agents Kaitlyn and Huinesoron have been confirmed to be gay. It is these characters who, we suggest, are members of the in-universe S.P.U.D., and who are speaking in this story of ours.

Because "If we weren't both gay, I would marry you because of how awesome you are." outright contradicts from the reality of the matter... at least how I understand it! ;)

It's always fun to see a Proper Oldbie show back up here. :)

(You may be... pleased? Intrigued? Alarmed? ... to know that I currently have an agent in SIELU who speaks only Primitive Quendian from before the Elves headed off to Valinor. He also believes writing is an affront to language. Nobody gets on with him much. ^_^)

hS

i Hope Contanse gets her gradchildrn soon! soooo one qestion: what knid of perfume in Omgaya Scent && where can i by sume?!

~#JB##

"Well," said Huinesoron a few minutes later, "that was easy."

Neshomeh finished pushing the last of the so-called Newbie Rebellion through the portal. "Yes; you'd have expected them to actually train in combat before trying to attack us."

"Expected? Of newbies?" Kaitlyn sniffed. "In my day, perhaps, but the entire population has gone downhill since then. That's why we do this."

"I know, I know." Neshomeh shut the portal down and returned to her entirely-deserved throne. "What will happen to them, anyway?"

"I threw a temperospatial claudication on the portal manifold," Juliette said, tapping the controls set into the arm of her chair. "Put simply, it will reset them to their fifth birthdays, and force them to live through their childhoods again." She ran a hand through her brightly-coloured hair. "Perhaps this time they'll make better choices."

"Entirely reasonable and fair," Huinesoron said, "and I'm very glad none of them forced me to hurt them."

"As if you ever could." Kaitlyn leant over and patted his arm. "If we weren't both gay, I would marry you because of how awesome you are."

"No, stop it," Huinesoron protested. "We're all awesome in this room, you know that."

Neshomeh chuckled. "Very true," she said. "But I'm not going to be marrying her, if that's what you're thinking."

"It wouldn't work anyway," Kaitlyn said, not without a thoughtful look. "We can't afford anyone else connecting the members of S.P.U.D."

"Ah, my dear colleague," said Huinesoron, settling back into his throne, "do you really think there's anyone out there we couldn't deal with?"

-=-

Authors' Note: As if any rabble of newbies could dream of taking on the Oldbies. Luckily, unlike the children, we know the Oldbies to be both merciful and generous in victory.

I'm not an SJW or anything. I'm just a fan who wants to see these characters treated right!

I mean, Harry and Draco are sooo meant for each other. And Harry and Hermione...

i shal downlod it asappc!

c what i did thar?

Y'know, people keep saying that all I can write is smut. That's because I usually write about men, who are violent, sexual animals (Beautiful, beautiful animals... *drool*). However, I can write about more than that!

--

Dafydd turned to Constance. "I love you," he said.

"And I love you," said Constance dreamily. Dafydd's omega scent kept her perpetually happy and dreamy all day. It was one of the advantages of marrying an elf. Thankfully, her masculine features made the pairing possible.

"Have you heard from John?" asked Dafydd. Their son didn't often come home, being busy on missions.

"What about him?" Constance asked. "Is he a gay man now or something?"

"No! No!" said Dafydd. "He's just found his first mate. They've already soulbonded."

"Mmmm..." said Constance. "That's good. John's a good son. I hope he gives me grandkids soon..."

"That would be nice," said Dafydd. "Maybe one of them will get the recessive elf gene, and then there will truly be an heir to me..."

"We can hope, darling..." said Constance, kissing him softly. "We can hope."

Hunserum is best

-Yee

And now that you've given up this conversation, I can say whatever I like! Hmm, what should I say first...

Victory is mine! Long live slash!
Dusk

i jus disagre w/ ur idea dat everone is secrtly gay. ok?

wow were on at da sam tiem. scru u ur delosinual so im not gonna talk anymor. i alredy sad enof.

pla pony island. and play it agan and agan and agan. i red on crepypast wiki dat evry tiem he diez in dat gaem he loss a litl bit of his powr in reel lief.

also im not crhstin but dont do tings dat encorge him, liek worshipin him an kilin ppl an bein mean 2 ppl. :)

seems liek its anothr snoflek from tumblr tryin to get ofended ovr everthin.

WingsofAsensin, ur fic sucs. the ppc isnt abot yellin ur sjw hedcanons w/ 1 hand. im sory i evr red this

Get a lief
Jake

...I actually agree with Draco. There's no such thing as complete straightness. We're all somewhere in the middle, and some of us are trying to fight it, but that only turns those people cold and cruel.

Next Open Mic Games, I resolve to help this by writing same-sex ship fic of the other writers, especially femslash. This'll help everyone come to realize the truth.

LONG FORKING LIVE SLASH!
Dusk

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/EnforcersofthePlotContinuum

I think this is what you're thinking of.

-Yee