Subject: Agent Super Badass McGee pt 2 - OBAMA GOIN DOWN
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Posted on: 2015-10-03 18:53:00 UTC

The time had come for Super Badass McGee and his awesome army of men (The women were all crying in the desks after McGee took over 'cause that's what they do. If they didn't, they wouldn't be all into Slash and Yaoi and stuff.) Stormed the white house as easily as if they had crushed tiny bug. The stupid cowards who gave up their guns

Obamas weak, losers of a Secret Service were no match for their awesomenss and kung-fu moves taught to them by their Secret Sensai, (who was totally this white guy who looked like Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris combined and knew all types of kung fu and, unbenownst to them was actually Badass McGee's BROTHER!) - they were tossed aside like stupid puppies.

"We have them on the run, sir!" McGee's faithful partner, Dark Cloud said triumphantly as he executed the cowardly biden who had fallen to his knees upon seeing their awesome PPC army.

McGee adjusted his fedora...actually, it wasn't a fedora it was one of those old cowboy hats like my dad wears, a Statson, and smirked grimly as he pulled out Samantha, his gold-plated engraved M1911 with an extra bullet and a compensator..actually, it was like Snake's gun from Metal Gear.

"Time to kick some ass." He said as he kicked open the door of the Oval Office. Obama was there hiding under his desk like the coward he was, 'ause he was french. And he was with his boyfriend Putin (who is actually okay cause he hates the gayness but hes also russian. So he's a commie jerk.)

"Fo' Shizzle, badass Honky! You can't stop me! I'm obama, MothaF***cka!" (I'm censoring it 'cause the rules of this stupid board are dumb. Don't censor me!)

"Time for both of you to die horribly, cowards! Ted Nugent forever!" McGee shouted as he shot them both in their faces. Their heads exploded, showering the room with gore and guts but not brains! (For obvious reasons.)

He sat down on the Oval Office's chair, looking reverentally at the Bald Eagle that was above it and nodded. America was finally safe...for the most part. No more bad fanfics were going to be written because Women knew their place and finally, a True White Christian Man was running the country. He rubbed his beard as he thought - "Now to free the world!"

TO BE CONTINUED.

I know, I know, it's not cool to leave you guys on a cliffhanger like this, but leave good reviews or you're a coward!

(Incoherent. Racist. Right-wing. Sexist. Twelve. Hmmm...wat do next? Take on China? Have him team up with Master Chief to take on everyone who beats him on Xbox Live?)

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