Subject: Any moment now
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Posted on: 2018-07-01 13:10:00 UTC

The pink floor-thing was really tugging on Anne’s mop. Its suction seemed to increase the more she pulled back on it and soon the mop’s handle was beginning to creak and she was feeling it right back in her joints. Her arms were beginning to feel disturbingly disconnected from her torso. She hrrrm-ed to herself for a while until she saw small cracks begin to spider around the floor. This struck her as somewhat not good.

‘Hey, Bingle?’ She glanced around the corridor. It was still. There was an eerie silence, except for the squelching, stretching sounds of the pink floor-things.

‘Hey, Finch?’ She glanced around again. An air conditioner hummed. The lights beamed. It was graveyard-silent. Somewhere in the distance a wolf howled.

She released the mop and in a blinding flurry of movements that went SNAP! CLACK! SQUORRSH! the mop was totally absorbed into the pink floor-thing. Anne was pretty sure she heard something like chewing, as she walked down the corridor, around the corner, to Ninetwo.

Ninetwo was in the exact same situation Anne had been in. She was quivering and tugging and exhaling until Anne said: ‘Hey, hrrm, Ninetwo-’ at which point she yelped, hopped away, and watched as the pink floor-thing ate her mop.

Umm! Anne! Hello! And she saluted, trying to ignore the crunching snaps of the mop behind her.

‘Have you seen Bingle?’

Umm?

‘Have you seen Finch?’

Umm?

‘Well?’

Ninetwo rubbed her seedclock. Oh, um, no, they’ve been gone for a while. They disappeared hours ago.

‘You didn’t tell anyone?’ asked Anne with a raised eyebrow.

Ninetwo was immediately on the defensive. They - they almost always disappear! Nearly every shift, the both of them go completely AWOL and only reappear when the shift is over! I would suggest that it’s the both of them dodging their duties but that would be rude of me and against the principles of the PPC, so I won’t!

‘Huh,’ said Anne. ‘Okay.’ And she shrugged and walked off for a new mop.

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‘Oh, just you wait, Finch,’ Bingle said, rattling in his chains. ‘They’ll be here any moment. Just you wait.’

Sure.

‘With the Security Dandelions in tow, and perhaps even an assassin or two as backup!’

I bloody well bet.

‘Oh, believe me this,’ Bingle said, gazing, hardfaced, into the blackness of the cell they were sharing. ‘They will be here, any moment now. Any second. Just you wait.’

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