Subject: Your Mortal Soul
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Posted on: 2018-06-30 23:41:00 UTC

Talia peeked her head into RC65536+3i "Erm, hello?"

Thoth looked up from his perusal of Renegades of Pern. "Ah. Talia. What seems to be the issue?"

"I was looking for Tom, actually. Said he'd keep me company on shift, and then never showed. So, have seen him, big guy?"

"I have not, since..." Thoth frowned. "Three days ago. Most unusual."

"Odd..." said Talia, rubbing her forehead in thought. "I don't suppose you could use some magical to track him down or something?"

"I could. But I see no sense in doing so. He will appear. I am sure of it. In any case, I have my studies to attend to." He put his head back into the book.

Talia promptly turned and banged her head on the wall. It wasn't actually a hard bang, just one for comedic effect. "So... let me get this straight. We have a simple, easy way to locate your missing partner, but you won't do it because you're too lazy, and you think he'll turn up on his own in a place like HQ. Instead, you're reading second-rate 80's fantasy in an attempt to get a grumpy alcoholic with emotional problems to like you."

Thoth turned a page. "Believe what you will."

"Well... THAT'S STUPID!"

At that precise moment, Tom staggered through the door. His eyes were bloodshot, his hair mussed, and his clothes looked like they had seen three days without a wash (which they had). He promptly collapsed into his chair/improvised bed. Thoth didn't bother looking up.

"Tom?" Talia asked, concerned. "What the heck happened to you? Are you alright? Why didn't you join me on shift? What could have done this?"

Tom grinned tiredly. "It..."

"Yes?"

"It was..."

"Come on, say it!"

"It was..."

"...You're really doing this. Really. Just so we're clear, if you say anything about soap, I'm going to murder you."

"It was... d-d-Dark... Souls..."

RC65536+3i seemed to grow quiet for a moment. And then...

"SERIOUSLY?"

Meanwhile, Thoth continued to read, relatively unperturbed.

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