Subject: Many Worlds Interpretation
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Posted on: 2018-05-02 16:03:00 UTC

There were only a few things Tom Andrews ever really took seriously. Programming was one of them: when you knew full-well that a screw-up could summon Cthulhu, it was hard not to. He claimed to take video games seriously, but there was a chance he was doing that ironically, in which case it didn’t count.

But he did take his canon studies seriously. Almost as seriously as Thoth did. And so in those rare times when their schedules aligned, the two partners might be found alongside one another, lost in books, only looking up to question one another. Thoth occasionally inquiring to Tom about “ancient” earth culture, and Tom asking for clarification on 40k minutiae.

As he was just about to.

“Thoth?”

“Hm?” The giant man looked up from his copy of Dragonflight. He had finally stopped wearing his armour casually (with some thanks to Tom, who had been required to assist in getting it off the first time), although the robe and sweatpants he had taken to instead were almost as odd. It didn’t make him meaningfully less intimidating to most, however. With that build, it was unlikely there was much that could.

People, however, could adjust to anything, and it was rare for Thoth to intimidate Tom anymore. “I was just reading through this stack, and I’ve noticed that there are a ton of different interpretations of what the Codex Astartes is. I assume you’ve read it, and I was wondering… which one is right?”

Thoth stared into the distance for a moment, thinking. Then slowly, deliberately, he spoke. “...Yes.”

“What.”

“Tom, what his the primary rule of 40k canon?”

“That everything is canon and that nothing is tr— oh.” Tom promptly smacked himself over the head with a copy of Horus Rising. “But wait. Then… what do you remember about it?”

Thoth once again took the time to choose his next words carefully. “I presume most 40k characters have a strong binding to a particular interpretation of certain events and objects—this holds true for myself with burning of Prospero, among others. But the Codex Astartes is not such an entity for me. I recall it as a tactical and logistical doctrine. At the same time, I have some sort of remnant recollections of it as some sort of Space Marine ‘bible’, an absurd text followed to the very letter by such chapters as the Ultramarines. As I am not strongly linked to it, it seems interpretation within canon is allowed to drift in my presence.”

“So what you’re saying is that you’ve actually experienced multiple variants of the Codex?” said Tom.

“That is what I surmise from the multiple memories I have of it, yes.”

“Wait. Then that means… you’ve lived in multiple alternate universes. You’re like some kind of Grand Unified Thoth! That’s AWESOME!”

Thoth sighed. “I do not believe that’s how it works—by my reckoning, my canon merely has been in flux around me—but I technically cannot refute it.”

Tom got up, grinning. “I’m gonna get the party streamers. How else can we celebrate this reunion of Thoths?”

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Yes, I'm once again stretching the prompt to the breaking point to tell a story that the prompt gave me the idea for despite it arguably not fitting. :-P. I had fun with it, I hope you lot do too.

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