Subject: Trapped in Anime Land Board RP
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Posted on: 2012-08-27 06:50:00 UTC
Kelok woke up. He found it very odd that he hadn’t been woken by a drooling green puppy-monster or the shrill BEEEEP of the console. In fact, the very peacefulness of his awakening was disconcerting to him after having lived in the PPC HQ for over two years. He stretched and then frowned. His entire body felt wrong. He felt taller and thinner...in a pretty way?
He ran his tongue over his normally quite monstrous teeth, and found them to be perfect, according to human standards. He sat up quickly, knocking his head against the bottom of the top bunk. Suddenly the room was a blur of movement as Unger sprang from the top bunk, giggling.
Giggling? Unger was usually annoyingly hyper, but he didn’t giggle. Unger was finally still long enough for Kelok to get a good look at him. He felt his eyes grow to cover over half his face, his cheeks turned red, and his mouth gaped open, but he was sure there were no teeth showing, and he felt like flailing his arms around, but he suddenly realized that he couldn’t do a take like that, because he was the Aloof Older Brother, and had to remain Aloof. He felt his features return to normal.
Unger had literal sparkles of Cute hovering around him, and a Stuffed Rabbit of Cuteness had appeared from somewhere and seemed to be welded to his hand. He looked even younger than normal, and oh yeah, he was animated. Not as in lively, as in drawn. Maybe cel-shaded, maybe hand colored, Kelok wasn’t entirely sure, but this was definitely no longer a Live Action story.
He walked aloofly to the nearest mirror and stared for a while at his new bishonen look. He was about to call for some de-Sue-ifying back-up when a message began blaring from the console, or everywhere, anyway, a message was blaring.
Attention all PPC personnel, do not panic. You may have noticed that there have been some alterations in your appearance and in the way you feel you must behave. Not to worry, this will be remedied within twenty-four hours. There was a giggle Not now, dear, I’m giving the personnel the warning More giggling and suggestive sounds followed until the now embarrassed sounding voice said, Oh no! I left the broadcast o-- and it cut off with a slight electronic squeal.
“Come, Kelok! Let us go find a hearty mug of ale!” Unger said Boisterously.
“I thought you were the Cute Bruiser?” Kelok said in his best Big Brother tone.
“I’m a Subversion of the Boisterous Bruiser! No will suspect a thing in the face of all this Cute!” He giggled a again, slung his axe over his shoulder and marched out the door. Kelok followed to make sure the younger agent didn’t get into too much trouble.
[Real-life aside: This is a roleplay that will cover no more than one day of HQ time (which conveniently enough lasts, in real life time, as long the Board doesn’t get bored), at the end of which there will be a reset by mass neuralization triggered by a Flower or a character that is playing out a genius inventor role. Basically one day in HQ everyone wakes up to find themselves looking decidedly animated, with an anime style slant to the animation. They will find themselves compelled to act out a particular character type. This is all to be taken about as seriously as the Shipfic Fest usually is, or in other words this should be total and complete Crack!fic. Have fun with it! Go silly with your bad selves!
For a handy list of character types, should you need ideas, look at this list of http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StockCharacters?from=Main.StockCharacter “ target=”blank”>Stock Character Types
This is what happens when I get bored and start playing with http://www.kongregate.com/games/xdanond/anime-character-maker-2“ target=”blank”> an anime style character generator to re-create a bunch of my agents.
One more bit of housekeeping. To keep this neat and clean looking, only reply to the last reponse. So we’ll have a long string running toward the edge of the screen. When it starts to get uncomfortably squished against the edge of the screen, the next person starts the thread back up at the top, and we begin a new march toward the edge.]