Subject: Doc and Vania
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Posted on: 2012-08-28 07:29:00 UTC
The BEEP startled Doc in the middle of a Douglas Preston novel, just as he was getting to the chapter where a major mystery was about to be explained. He somehow launched himself out of bed and ran to the console, but the message had already started playing. It was only after he reached the console and realized how very much taller it had become that he started listening, and realized what it was talking about.
Looking down at himself, Doc discovered he was occupying the body of an awkward preteen schoolboy. His school uniform was a white shirt with dark blue coat and dress pants. He also wore a black tie sporting the Floaters flashpatch. His glasses were now ludicrously huge. Running a hand through his formerly buzz cut hair, he discovered it was much thicker and spiky.
He began to turn to where Vania had been before the message had started. “Well, Vania, I guess we WAAAH?” Doc felt himself forcefully pushed from the side, causing him to hang in the air for a moment before crashing to the ground. The pile of books he hadn’t been holding a moment ago now came crashing to the ground.
Vania stood at the RC’s open doorway, her ponytail hanging down past her waist and her baseball bat—now shaped like a massive sword, though still made of wood—held out dramatically behind her. She wore a yellow kimono, which fluttered in a nonexistent wind. She opened her eyes, which were sharpened into triangles of anger, and they briefly zoomed in to Doc’s vision in a horizontal bar.
“Imawatashino ushinaware ta kako ni iki masu,” she said in an oddly deep, scratchy voice. Her lipless-looking mouth moved in broad repeating patterns that didn’t really match up with her words. Subtitles beneath her translated the Japanese into English. “I go now to reclaim my lost past.”
Doc watched in horror and bewilderment as Vania clenched her fist and literal fire ignited in her eyes. “BANKAIHAMEHA!” she cried, charging out the doorway.
“That’s not going to end well,” Doc said just before a long-delayed book finally landed on his head. His eyes transformed into swirling patterns on his face. As the day wore on, a puddle of drool pooled on the floor under his open mouth as he conveniently sat out of the plot.
I realize I’ve probably butchered the Japanese here. Anyone who can help me fix it, please please PLEASE tell me!