Subject: Agent Miah
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Posted on: 2012-08-28 03:15:00 UTC
Agent Miah's stomach growled loudly. She looked down and saw that it was actually making large animated ripples in time with the growling, so she decided to head to the Cafeteria for some food. It was early into this thing, so far, and she hadn't seen that many people that had been willing to venture out into the halls yet.
When she entered the Cafeteria, she revised her previous statement. They all seemed to be gathered here. It was a juxtaposition of order, anime drama, and weirdness. One part of the Cafeteria was occupied by salarymen and school children in matching uniforms eating peacefully, though the kids were all laughing in unison--to a beat almost.
Miah shook her head over that, stepped around a major kung fu battle that seemed to be over the last bowl of the blue pudding-like substance that many people seemed to like, dodged the food fight that was weirdly confined to only two tables, and stepped around at least three people who had to Appear Younger Than Are who were in full big eyed, screaming incoherently, flailing mode.
Over in the back corner there were some girls in mini-dresses wielding improbably large weapons against monsters that looked like something made on the old Doctor Who filming budget...or maybe the original Power Rangers. Miah shook her head and ignored them all. She was really hungry.
Miah finally got up to the food line, just in time to see the Cafeteria workers whisk the last tub of food away into the back. There wasn’t so much as a pre-packaged onigiri in sight.
“That is it! I’ve been patient. I’ve been calm. But now there’s NO FOOD!?!” Her appearance had taken a comical over-exaggeration of anger. Steam was literally boiling up around her head.
She pulled an enormous sword from hammerspace. So it wasn’t the tranq gun she’d put there earlier, so what? She shrugged and then screamed. She felt the perspective centering in on her, ranging from extreme close-up of her eyes and mouth to further out of her running. In fact she ran at the table, which was only a few feet from her, for a full fifteen seconds before finally getting close enough to bring her sword down with an almighty crash that split the table clean in two. Several people sitting at the table ended up with bowls of noodles on top of their heads, even though they hadn’t been eating noodles, but Miah didn’t care and ran dramatically toward the next table.